Dear X

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear Friday.

Thank God you have arrived, you do more for mankind than any invention except maybe the condom.



Sincerely ..I love you Friday PTK

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Me,

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you.. Why the cranky attitude today.. Just keep your mouth shut and get along with people..

 

[goodgirl79]

Dear Bitch in the canary yellow mustang last night,

It was odd that you would shout "our car is cooler than your car" to a stranger...but it was fucking stupid to think that your '98 canary yellow mustang with black racing stripes would be cooler than a black, sporty 80's/early 90's Mercedes in mint condition.

Of course 3 complete headcases were in the mustang...but I couldn't help but shout that their car wasn't all that cool...

To which the lady in the mercedes smiled and waved

Sincerely,
someone who doesn't give a shit how cool you think your car is

 

[Wings27]

Dear End Of My Workday,

Could you please hurry up and get here? I have plans with my 3 favorite little people tonight and I want to play. Playgrounds and movies are calling my name. Let's pick up the pace, shall we?

Sincerely,
The Over-worked one

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Wings..

That sounds like A LOT of fun

 

[CMsPrincess]

Dear my senior black lab

I'm so glad you are enjoying yourself outside in the sun today. I know you love it out there sitting/laying in the grass with the warm sun warming your beautiful shiny black coat and watching the birds and squirrels..

You are my best girl

Signed,
Your Person

 

[artlover637]

Dear Wife,

You have a long way to go before you think you know what's wrong with me. It would help if you looked in the mirror for once.

Content with myself Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Wings..

That sounds like A LOT of fun

Dear sweet one,

It will be, in fact it's going to be a blast. Little people are usually so much more fun than adults!

Ready for hide and seek in the park.

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Man I Live with (for now),

Once again you have shown your true colors. You at least remembered to call to see how I was doing today...which you didn't last year. Oh well, you will be reminded of all this when I leave.

Found someone who does love me Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Sweet Man,

The rose was a nice touch at coffee this morning. Doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you but it was sweet. Please don't turn out to be a douche bag.

Thanks so much,
The One With the Smile

 

[Millianthe]

Dear Shoe Store

Thank you for magically presenting the last pair of black wedge sandals that are on sale for 50% off in my size... considering they go with every work outfit in my closet and that I am going out of town next week on business, it was very kind of you and Karma to agree for once.

Sincerely,
Rocking the black heels right now while I type this Litster

 

[goodgirl79]

Dear faux ADT security bastards,

There is nothing wrong with my system...and if there were, you would have called...not shown the fuck up tonight. I don't have a phone line that connects to my system-I went wireless when I subscribed 6 months ago. If you were TRULY from ADT you would have known that.

THIS HOUSE IS GLOCK PROTECTED! Keep the fuck away!

pissed off and packing

 

[WaitingLips]

Dear I Fought For You Til' The Death

But,In the end you must take Responsibility for your actions.
Consider it a life lesson

Always,Still Loving You

 

[DaveRidesAgain]

Dear You,

If you were actively trying to push me away you couldn't be doing a better job.

DRA

 

[Morrigu]

Dear Sweet Man

Dont make promises you cant keep. It would be so much better if it was a surprise rather than the let down feeling, I have yet again.

Missing you
Me

 

[Wings27]

Dear WoW,

I hate you for turning me in to a game playing freak, and yet I love you for the thrill of the game. I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop playing you for a few days so I can give my eyes and my mind a rest. I keep seeing things I have to slay and that's not going to go over well in church.

Love,
WingedAmazon

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Weather,

You better be nice enough today for me to fly home. This ain't winter ya know.

Dear Airline,

Don't fuck me up again.

That is all,
me.

 

[goodgirl79]

Dear Rain,

I love you dearly, but I've had you every day for the past 2 weeks.

go away

wants to see some sun

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Sleep,

Will you not return to me, my love? How I long for you to hold me in your sweet embrace, squeeze me gently, wrap me in your warmth and comfort. And yet, you elude me. Why must you make me suffer? Don't you know that nothing is the same without you, and that being apart makes everything I do that much more difficult. I think of you all day, and I yearn for your restorative power at night. Please, please come back to me in all your quiet glory and help me through the next few weeks, at the very least.

Exhausted Dolly

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear WoW,

I hate you for turning me in to a game playing freak, and yet I love you for the thrill of the game. I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop playing you for a few days so I can give my eyes and my mind a rest. I keep seeing things I have to slay and that's not going to go over well in church.

Love,
WingedAmazon

Wait.....You play too? We have to talk....

 

[AphroditeReborn]

Dear WoW,

I hate you for turning me in to a game playing freak, and yet I love you for the thrill of the game. I'm afraid I'm going to have to stop playing you for a few days so I can give my eyes and my mind a rest. I keep seeing things I have to slay and that's not going to go over well in church.

Love,
WingedAmazon

Wait.....You play too? We have to talk....

Dear Gamer Chicks Like Me,

We ALL need to talk

Love,

Addicted to WoW As Well

 

[Wings27]

Wait.....You play too? We have to talk....

Dear Gamer Chicks Like Me,

We ALL need to talk

Love,

Addicted to WoW As Well

Dear Gamer Chickies,

I do indeed play WoW. I fly my geek flag proudly baby! Let's talk.

Love,
Geek Chic

 

[Raindear816]

Dear Captain Sunshine,
It never ceases to amaze me when it comes to your selfishness and lack of maturity. You COULD have asked our son (sho is on restriction and much do the chores to clean the house) while you did something really kind. LIKE INVITE ME TO THE BEACH FOR THE DAY DAYMMMNIT!

 

[Pinktacokitty]

Dear me..

Pay attention wrong thread..........




Sincerely ditzy PTK.....

 

[Morrigu]

Dear X

Still huh. Kinda hurts a little, we're supposed to be buddies. Ill sit back and wait for the excuses *sigh*

Yours Me