Are you ever "justified" in using a racial slur?

[inlovewithyourghost]

Yaaay!

Forgive me for being a racist bitch. I curse your ancestors. Really.

Hugs.

Aww... Honey, how many times do I have to tell you that you don't Need forgiveness when you're the Imperial Wizard of Haters. It ruins the "image". *nods* It's true.

*whispers* You just need snuggles, that all. But I won't tell anyone...

ETA:
*SNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLE*

 

[Recidiva]

Aww... Honey, how many times do I have to tell you that you don't Need forgiveness when you're the Imperial Wizard of Haters. It ruins the "image". *nods* It's true.

*whispers* You just need snuggles, that all. But I won't tell anyone...

ETA:
*SNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLESNUGGLE*

*whine* I need practice hating.

But first...let's build a pillow fort. Pillow forts make everything better.

There shall be a snuggle cove in the bailey.

 

[rengadeirishman]

group hug!

 

[Recidiva]

group hug!

Does the pillow fort need a password? Or do we just yell "Halt, who goes there?" and launch a barrage of throw pillows as light hazing?

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

*whine* I need practice hating.

But first...let's build a pillow fort. Pillow forts make everything better.

There shall be a snuggle cove in the bailey.

We can start with these

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/133509525_c1a3a9db74.jpg

I'll bring a supply of fresh fruit and have a chocolate fountain installed. And to guard the entrances, I'll have a T-Rex named Nunzio. ...Can we put in massage room with a fiber-optic star ceiling?

We should definitely Throw first and ask questions later... Remember? You're a hater.

 

[Recidiva]

We can start with these

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/133509525_c1a3a9db74.jpg

I'll bring a supply of fresh fruit and have a chocolate fountain installed. And to guard the entrances, I'll have a T-Rex named Nunzio. ...Can we put in massage room with a fiber-optic star ceiling?

We should definitely Throw first and ask questions later... Remember? You're a hater.

Oh that's awesome. Heat the chocolate and it's a fondue fountain. I'll bring some angel's food cake and strawberries.

Nunzio! That's so cute! Does he do tricks?

Yes. We're evil. We should have a nice moat, don't you think? Make a good first impression?

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Oh that's awesome. Heat the chocolate and it's a fondue fountain. I'll bring some angel's food cake and strawberries.

Nunzio! That's so cute! Does he do tricks?

Yes. We're evil. We should have a nice moat, don't you think? Make a good first impression?

Nunzio will wiggle around and play "I'm trapped in a tar-pit" if you put him in mud. It's precious...

Moat! Wonderful Idea! I'll have some hungry hippos brought in from Uganda.

 

[Recidiva]

Nunzio will wiggle around and play "I'm trapped in a tar-pit" if you put him in mud. It's precious...

Moat! Wonderful Idea! I'll have some hungry hippos brought in from Uganda.

*claps her hands* I want to see! We can teach him to play "Meteor Strike Extinction Fun Time" games too.

NO purple costumes though, that's cruel. I can't abide cruelty. To animals.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

*claps her hands* I want to see! We can teach him to play "Meteor Strike Extinction Fun Time" games too.

NO purple costumes though, that's cruel. I can't abide cruelty. To animals.

We can save Imperial funds by using our hatees as treats!

Er... *runs out to buy Black RIT Dye and a kiddie swimming pool to dip the costumes in*

 

[Recidiva]

We can save Imperial funds by using our hatees as treats!

Er... *runs out to buy Black RIT Dye and a kiddie swimming pool to dip the costumes in*

Make sure EVIL is written somewhere. Probably in rhinestones.

We don't want anybody being confused.

 

[cloudy]

Throw pillows at me and insult me, please!

 

[Recidiva]

Throw pillows at me and insult me, please!

*hides*

What's the password you evil aboriginal... um... bitch?

You want me to throw pillows so you can steal them!

(clear retaliatory use of racial slur)

 

[cloudy]

*hides*

What's the password you evil aboriginal... um... bitch?

You want me to throw pillows so you can steal them!

(clear retaliatory use of racial slur)

damn! Am I that transparent?

 

[Recidiva]

damn! Am I that transparent?

Hey, do you speak dinosaur? Nunzio might get lonely.

I hear you guys are good with animals.

You're not transparent, silly. That's me. I'm that white.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Make sure EVIL is written somewhere. Probably in rhinestones.

We don't want anybody being confused.

I was thinking in Grommets, actually... that way we have a place to hang the scalps of our hatees... OH!! OH!!! Yes!! Get Cloudy!!! She can teach us how to properly scalp them!!! And then we can steal her land... and build auxiliary pillow forts on it!!

 

[Recidiva]

I was thinking in Grommets, actually... that way we have a place to hang the scalps of our hatees... OH!! OH!!! Yes!! Get Cloudy!!! She can teach us how to properly scalp them!!! And then we can steal her land... and build auxiliary pillow forts on it!!

Good idea.

Nobody's ever thought of it before. It's perfect.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

Good idea.

Nobody's ever thought of it before. It's perfect.

Actually... that sounds like a lot of work...
I'd rather invite her in for more snuggles... Wait... But we can't just invite her. That's like... not hateful. We'll take her by force. And lock her in the snuggle cove. And... force-feed her chocolate covered strawberries. *nods*

 

[Recidiva]

Actually... that sounds like a lot of work...
I'd rather invite her in for more snuggles... Wait... But we can't just invite her. That's like... not hateful. We'll take her by force. And lock her in the snuggle cove. And... force-feed her chocolate covered strawberries. *nods*

That sounds like a lot more fun.

Being mean is hard. Its probably bad for your skin, too.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

That sounds like a lot more fun.

Being mean is hard. Its probably bad for your skin, too.

That's why I take such great care in choosing massage lotions and oils which deeply revitalize and nourish...

Nobody can take a hater seriously if they have bad skin... they just humor them by blaming it on the "I'm grumpy and bitter because my skin is blemished" factor.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Actually... that sounds like a lot of work...
I'd rather invite her in for more snuggles... Wait... But we can't just invite her. That's like... not hateful. We'll take her by force. And lock her in the snuggle cove. And... force-feed her chocolate covered strawberries. *nods*

That's not really very hateful, though, is it?

Hateful would be to make her watch you eat the chocolate off the strawberries first, and then force-feed her the strawberries with no chocolate.

 

[Recidiva]

That's why I take such great care in choosing massage lotions and oils which deeply revitalize and nourish...

Nobody can take a hater seriously if they have bad skin... they just humor them by blaming it on the "I'm grumpy and bitter because my skin is blemished" factor.

That sounds really good. Have the fiber optics been installed yet?

 

[Recidiva]

That's not really very hateful, though, is it?

Hateful would be to make her watch you eat the chocolate off the strawberries first, and then force-feed her the strawberries with no chocolate.

You evil bastard.

You're clearly one of those ignorant GB'ers.

Who speaks fluent Latin.

Can you give our fort a good motto? We need a good one. Like..."Hasn't Scratched Yet" because Bon Ami is badass. Only in Latin.

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

That sounds really good. Have the fiber optics been installed yet?

Of Course... I had that taken care of while I was grommeting the hippo costumes...

 

[Recidiva]

Of Course... I had that taken care of while I was grommeting the hippo costumes...

MAN you're good. Whatever I'm not paying you, double it! No, triple it!

 

[inlovewithyourghost]

MAN you're good. Whatever I'm not paying you, double it! No, triple it!

No need thou Imperialistic Wizardness... I've already arranged to embezzle large volumes of the highest grade chocolate from the Imperial Pantry... Of course I intend to build and supply a chocolate hot-tub with it... Ya know... So I can take a dip and have myself licked clean by my slave-women...