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Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

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SoaringAdonis said:
Hey I am new here and want some advice. Has anyone here had penis reduction surgery? I have an oversized penis that when erect is 8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference :cool:
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1,,,if you feel an erection coming on, lie down, the sudden blood loss will make you faint.

2...if you feel and erection coming on head for the nearest blood bank and beg for a transfusion,otherwise O2 deprivation may cause brain damage..(shit too late)

3,,,if you feel and erection coming on head for the nearest hardware/diy store, you NEED a wheel barrow.

4,,,if you feel and erection coming on paint the fucker furry, draw a chihuahua's face on it , drape it in a louis vuiton/YSL etc bag , call it 'ickle wah wah diddles', buy the lil bastard a diamante collar,and you will be trendy as fuck...also you might finally get some action when all the hilton wannabes pet the lil monstah.

5,,,if you feel and erection coming on , place your head between your knees, and kiss your ass goodbye, cos we are talking extinction level event right there.

6,,,if you feel and erection coming on, drape it in lights, tinsel, and baubles...what the fuck it will soon be christmas.
 
Okay. The other picture was a fake. :eek:
 
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The problem can be easily rectified with a really tight rubberband....leave it on for at least a week...
 
sufisaint said:
The problem can be easily rectified with a really tight rubberband....leave it on for at least a week...
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Do they make rubberbands that big?!?








;)
 
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SoaringAdonis said:
Hey I am new here and want some advice. Has anyone here had penis reduction surgery? I have an oversized penis that when erect is 8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference
I don't think I can afford a surgery but was wondering what it was like (I would never do it if it cause deformity or lessen sensation).

Any advice? And is this really problem? :) :cool:
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1,,,do you get upset with all those dogs pissing up it cos they think its a fire hydrant ?

2,,,when you fly ,does it have to have its own seat.

3,,,when you fly does it have its own passport and luggage allowance (thats a plus right there).

4,,,when you fly does it have to travel on seperate manifest in a livestock container in the hold.

5,,,when you fly do you just call it tomohawk and let it launch itself and follow along.

6,,,how the fuck do you use a 'puter/post here. a laptop is patently a non starter, it would have to be tailor made with a huge bend in it otherwise it would just be seesawing backand forth,back and forth (brand new take on cybersex there). A desktop is out cos you woudn't fit it under the desk.

SoaringAdonis said:
I don't think I can afford a surgery I would never do it if it cause deformity ).

:) :cool:
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in the context of your post isnt that issue a little irrelevant ?
 
Lots of contention around here...you do realize a penis is not a perfect circle around? If we used the logic of many people here I would say it was reasonable to compare the size of people's heads to a basketball.

I actually came here because it was an issue and wanted to see what people thought, but instead I end up with alot of doubters and a few cool people. Oh well. :rolleyes:
 
Redneck_Cowboy said:
Please give us a full list of your measurements since you are sharing.
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i don' t have time for that. but i can tell you my mouth is much bigger than my cunt.

and i have a .7 waist to hip ratio.
 
FinePhilly said:
Am I too late with the "cut it off" suggestion? I can't be bothered to read the whole thread.
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Several members of the forum have arrived here and have begun constructing a magnificent penile-guillotine. :p

No but really I will think about posting a picture, if I can be presuaded to do so. Well off to the gym for an intense workout!
 
SoaringAdonis said:
Several members of the forum have arrived here and have begun constructing a magnificent penile-guillotine. :p

No but really I will think about posting a picture, if I can be presuaded to do so. Well off to the gym for an intense workout!
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Well, I hope you don't stretch the screen out when you post that monstrous cock.
 
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