Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[rimmy]

My wife says slather it in Preparation H till it shrinks to a normal size.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

My wife says slather it in Preparation H till it shrinks to a normal size.

heh heh heh...

 

[MNGuy]

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[Hester]

8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference

12" in circumference? my calves aren't 12" in circumference.

put away the crack pipe, son.

 

[Corruptible]

12" in circumference? my calves aren't 12" in circumference.

put away the crack pipe, son.

Double my girth? Heh, I really believe that.

Even porn stars aren't so "blessed".

 

[ksmybuttons]

12" in circumference? my calves aren't 12" in circumference.

put away the crack pipe, son.

12 inch circumference is a diameter of approximately 3.75 inches or the equivalent of a 26 ounce can of tomatoes -- much bigger than a can of corn. I'd say the equivalent of 2 fists and a couple of arms -- maybe throw in a couple of your legs!

 

[ksmybuttons]

Double my girth? Heh, I really believe that.

Even porn stars aren't so "blessed".

That's a diameter of approximately 1 7/8 inches. That's the size of a decent dildo at it's widest point...

 

[Polarbear57]

no Problems for me, only for the Girls.

 

[bronzeage]

12" in circumference? my calves aren't 12" in circumference.

put away the crack pipe, son.

You and I would look like Popeye and Olive Oyl together. My forearms are 15 inches.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I'm hoping he's got his length and circumfrence mixed up. Otherwise...?

picture please.

 

[MidnightVixen]

I'm hoping he's got his length and circumfrence mixed up. Otherwise...?

picture please.

Agrees... * waits*

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Agrees... * waits*

*taps foot impatiently*

 

[DEEJACK12]

*taps foot impatiently*

Even I want to see it.

 

[ksmybuttons]

no Problems for me, only for the Girls.

Don't take it up the butt, eh?

And most girls would say no. Problem for him, but then, so is exaggeration when it comes to penes.

 

[Corruptible]

That's a diameter of approximately 1 7/8 inches. That's the size of a decent dildo at it's widest point...

My width is 1 3/4 inches, the girth is 5 1/2. Just didn't feel like typing out that his supposed girth was twice my own plus an inch.

 

[bronzeage]

I'm hoping he's got his length and circumfrence mixed up. Otherwise...?

picture please.

He is looking for his wide angle lens.

 

[Guest]

Awww - you guys are sooo mean.

There are generously endowed fellows out there who do have these problems. *nods*

 

[sophieloves]

That's a diameter of approximately 1 7/8 inches. That's the size of a decent dildo at it's widest point...

sorry - this is completely wrong

he states (however true or false) 8" long erect, 12" circumference

now, in front of me i have a roll of sellotape.. it measures 11" circumference, and its diameter is 3 and a half inches so a circ of 12" is going to equate to a diam of approx 3 and 3/4"

1 and 7/8'S???? thought I was bad at math

 

[Redneck_Cowboy]

Hey I am new here and want some advice. Has anyone here had penis reduction surgery? I have an oversized penis that when erect is 8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference ( I also have abnormally muscular thighs from extreme exercise). Wearing jeans or suit pants always leaves a large protrusion on the front of my pants and unless I am wearing a large jacket or something some SOME people will leer at the front of my pants. It usually not an issue but sometimes I feel obscene, like once I found out that when I was running in runners athletic shorts that because of my girth my entire penis was revealed in the outling of the shorts...all these weird things crop up and it embarasses. I mean I know its a popular idea to have a big package but this also creates problems with me and my girlfriend where she will become injured from lubricated sex and will bleed all of the next day.

I don't think I can afford a surgery but was wondering what it was like (I would never do it if it cause deformity or lessen sensation).

Any advice? And is this really problem?

You are an idiot.

 

[Darla_Darling]

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/02/09-Cutting_Wanky_Open.jpg

 

[sophieloves]

to the OP - should this be a for real post, i suggest it's a case of finding yourself a girl who's sick of having the piss taken out of her for being a 'bucket'.

it's all about mixing and matching - ask Karma

 

[Redneck_Cowboy]

Awww - you guys are sooo mean.

There are generously endowed fellows out there who do have these problems. *nods*

They do not have 12 " in circumference. You are talking the size of a babies. Just another noob or alt being a doofus

 

[Guest]

They do not have 12 " in circumference. You are talking the size of a babies. Just another noob or alt being a doofus

I can read, Boy.

 

[sophieloves]

http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2007/02/09-Cutting_Wanky_Open.jpg

evil evil pic

 

[crazybbwgirl]

12" circumfrence would be actually bigger than a piece of copy paper in to a circle the long way. For those of you sitting at work and needing a visual. Eight inches of that? You'd pass out from loss of blood before you got 1/4 erect.