Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[Moanique]

LOL, why is everyone so focused on "can comparisons"? You realize penises aren't supposed to be perfect cylinder shapes...oops I feel sorry if you do. Do you know what a penis looks like.

Stop comparing my penis to cans. Please, its not a cylinder.

Not so much comparing the looks of it, no... But given your tone throughout this thread, I got the impression that you were just as skilled as a can of beans. Don't expect me to start bragging about my man's endowment: bragging, as you have repeatedly demonstrated, is only fit for the truly desperate.
Happy Thanksgiving.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Not so much comparing the looks of it, no... But given your tone throughout this thread, I got the impression that you were just as skilled as a can of beans. Don't expect me to start bragging about my man's endowment: bragging, as you have repeatedly demonstrated, is only fit for the truly desperate.
Happy Thanksgiving.

Riotous. I like how you show off the vag picture to strangers. Thats not desperate. Internet cunt must be pretty cool.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Right, because you totally have women here fawning over you.

At this point, you can only do one of two things: put up or shut up.

Well in "real life" (everyone is surprised and confused when they realize their is a world outside the internet) yes some women really do fawn all over me. But this is the internet I bet half the "women" on here are really dudes pretending to be women. Its cute how you think your some "big shot" internet player. Have fun romeo, I'm sure you score alot of points with the "ladies" here.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Well in "real life" (everyone is surprised and confused when they realize their is a world outside the internet) yes some women really do fawn all over me. But this is the internet I bet half the "women" on here are really dudes pretending to be women. Its cute how you think your some "big shot" internet player. Have fun romeo, I'm sure you score alot of points with the "ladies" here.

Jesus Christ, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SHOW YOUR GODDAMN DICK ALREADY!

 

[SoaringAdonis]

LOL! Riotous.

 

[Moanique]

Riotous. I like how you show off the vag picture to strangers. Thats not desperate. Internet cunt must be pretty cool.

Good lawd, what did that take, about 3 braincells to come up with this brilliant line? Better be careful: you have only 2 left, now.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Well in "real life" (everyone is surprised and confused when they realize their is a world outside the internet) yes some women really do fawn all over me. But this is the internet I bet half the "women" on here are really dudes pretending to be women. Its cute how you think your some "big shot" internet player. Have fun romeo, I'm sure you score alot of points with the "ladies" here.

Kinda like how there are woman that pretend to be dudes...

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Good lawd, what did that take, about 3 braincells to come up with this brilliant line? Better be careful: you have only 2 left, now.

Actually that took my final and best mightiest braincell to come up with. And now that one has "popped". Thanks for making me dumber than your butt.

lol

 

[Corruptible]

Actually that took my final and best mightiest braincell to come up with. And now that one has "popped". Thanks for making me dumber than your butt.

lol

She doesn't have to do anything to make you look dumb. You manage that on your own.

 

[Songcatcher]

She was with another man
And I'll never be with you...


Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[SoaringAdonis]

She doesn't have to do anything to make you look dumb. You manage that on your own.

That means alot coming from you. Obviously based on your grin in your picture you must be the smartest person on the internet. Who knew a noble prize winning laureate would also be a literotica sex pervert?

 

[Dreamliner]

I may be a little bit slow, but, i have never had this problem,, seems to fit fine with any partner I have been with. Some have commented on the matter of nudging their cervix, but hey, it still fits.

 

[FukenDubbin]

Just show the meat so the ladies can judge and we can all be rid of this senseless thread.

 

[TurdFergeson]

My penis reduction surgery was a complete success!