Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[sophieloves]

BUSTED!!!!

In all fairness, though, anyone with stuff that big and talking about it on a site such as this one is straight-up ASKING for it if they don't show and prove. Instead, we get all this "...I'm not posting this on here, but I will send through private messages...I really am only looking for feedback from real women..." wishy-washy-pussy-wussy-namby-pamby BULLSHIT!!!

Hey, I ain't afraid to look at big cocks, or his imaginary one. I can DRAW a cock better than he can write about one! I TOLD his ass to put it on the glass, didn't I? If there's a guy with a real pipe like that, then fuck it...show it!

And Sophie, m'love...if YOUR boobs were 36GGG big, I'm catching the first flight to England just to have some tea with you! I know English women blow up in the boobs like crazy, so...I'm ready to believe in YOUR tits a hella lot more than I'll believe in THIS motherfucker's dick!

unfortunately for your tastes, mine are a qute ordinary size, lol. aw, you boobist, you

and yeah, the other comments do make the whole look a tad suspect but hey, you know how nice i am

 

[pinkstarfish]

Where's the picture, giant dick man?

 

[Image]

Where's the picture, giant dick man?

I want to see him self sucking if we're going to get a pic...

 

[MichiMan]

oops, that was his neck circumference measurement; sorry for all the confusion

 

[Image]

oops, that was his neck circumference measurement; sorry for all the confusion

You wouldn't happen to be his "friend" would you?

 

[MichiMan]

You wouldn't happen to be his "friend" would you?

I'm trying, but he hasn't returned my pm's yet...

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Has he PMed anyone?

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

whats the problem its big and works?

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

we all should be so lucky.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

we all should be so lucky.

If he was REALLY that big, it AIN'T lucky.

You'd have to be Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and wear sweatpants all the days of your life, praying that you won't pop wood whilst in the company of other people. Not to mention having your junk flop against the rim of the toilet when taking a shit and heaven forbid your prostate needing to take a piss during pooping. That's just for starters.

Only little boys create these gigantor cock fantasies and try to play it off as real without thinking of the logic mechanics of it all the way through, as if all women ever fantasize about is "super-duper cock = nirvana."

 

[morewickedfun]

cut it off.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Find a girl with a gaping hole

I have a friend with this problem and he found a girl that can take him in both holes all the way. They are getting married in Jan. Funny how things work out...

 

[Moanique]

Stick it in a jar of peanut butter.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

I would be there are too many dudes in here that are obsessed with seeing it. I didn't come here to brag or show off, just looking for someone to sympathize with my condition. It's not a really bad problem, its just awkward to be overendowed in certain situations. I love wearing jeans, but man you can really see my package like crazy...I usually ignore it but other people don't always.

Who ever is really nice to me gets to see it... except if your a dude.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Where's the picture, giant dick man?

You're funny

 

[MichiMan]

I would be there are too many dudes in here that are obsessed with seeing it. I didn't come here to brag or show off, just looking for someone to sympathize with my condition. It's not a really bad problem, its just awkward to be overendowed in certain situations. I love wearing jeans, but man you can really see my package like crazy...I usually ignore it but other people don't always.

Who ever is really nice to me gets to see it... except if your a dude.

we don't really care to see your dream(er) cock, douche bag. 'Sympathize with your condition'? Is that why ya made the thread with the 'thumbs up' icon? Yeah, right

 

[SoaringAdonis]

we don't really care to see your dream(er) cock, douche bag. 'Sympathize with your condition'? Is that why ya made the thread with the 'thumbs up' icon? Yeah, right

Wow what a clever insult. You must REALLY like commenting in penis threads.

 

[MichiMan]

Wow what a clever insult. Please don't troll here, I can tell your just envious so you came here to either insult me or try to dumbly flirt with me. You moron butt face with a tiny penis!!

yeah, that one's sooo much better!

 

[SoaringAdonis]

you guys are all heart, aintcha?

now if this was a chick complaining that mother nature had cursed her with 36GGG mammaries or something, enough to be enormous and a problem to her spine, you'd be all tea and sympathy - Irezumi esp, lol, you'd be offerring to follow her around suppporting them!

hypocrites, but yeah, you'd still be asking for pics, so i let you off that part of things, lol

You're right...all these guys are flying into maniac style jealousy/insecurity rages...throwing out lame insults etc. Seem like a few girls want to check out the package...but I'm more of a tease than an exhibitionist so you will have to be real nice to me to see it.

 

[MichiMan]

Your right...all these guys are flying into maniac style jealousy/insecurity rages...throwing out lame insults et tal. Seem like a few girls want to check out the package...but I'm more of a tease than an exhibitionist so you will have to be real nice to me to see it.

Jealous of a supposed mason jar sized cock? I don't think so; doesn't seem the girls are exactly drooling over the prospect either, are they? You lose, Adonis; try again.

 

[HirsutePam]

I only read the intial post, but 12 inches in circumference? A can of beer is 8 inches in circumference, so you are saying your cock is about the size of a round box of table salt?

Take a tape measure, measure off 12 inches, put it into a circle -- your cock is really that large?

If so, you have a future job in the porn industry.

 

[sophieloves]

Your right...all these guys are flying into maniac style jealousy/insecurity rages...throwing out lame insults et tal. Seem like a few girls want to check out the package...but I'm more of a tease than an exhibitionist so you will have to be real nice to me to see it.

well i wouldn't want to see it, to be honest. it sounds like a congenital deformity to me that is gonna cause you problems with ladies being able to handle it.

so, not for me, thanks al the same. if you like it, keep it for those who share your love of the extra-thick, if not, see your doctor.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Your right...all these guys are flying into maniac style jealousy/insecurity rages...throwing out lame insults et tal. Seem like a few girls want to check out the package...but I'm more of a tease than an exhibitionist so you will have to be real nice to me to see it.

Learn how to spell and use adverbs correctly while you're "teasing" those few girls with that vivid imagination of yours, Soarin' Pygmalion.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Learn how to spell and use adverbs correctly while you're "teasing" those few girls with that vivid imagination of yours, Soarin' Pygmalion.

Learn how not to be the official grammatical correctional person. I think everyone in here finds your posts to be interesting and provocative, IrezumiNerd.

 

[Shamanskiss]

maybe its just me...

Originally Posted by SoaringAdonis

"Wow what a clever insult. Please don't troll here, I can tell your just envious so you came here to either insult me or try to dumbly flirt with me. You moron butt face with a tiny penis!! "

the whole tone of that comeback is very feminine.
anyone else think the wording and structure has a female feel to it.