Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[HappyMisha]

picture please.

Thank you.
How can we help if we can't see the problem?

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Ok, I'm not posting this on here, but I will send through private messages...I really am only looking for feedback from real women.

 

[Hester]

Ok, I'm not posting this on here, but I will send through private messages...I really am only looking for feedback from real women.

real women who can stuff coffee cans in their cunts?

bring hefty bag condoms and an epidural set up.

 

[coffeebean]

oy he is back

 

[Batch]

real women who can stuff coffee cans in their cunts?

bring hefty bag condoms and an epidural set up.

I think not, ewww.... coffee cans are not for the cunt

no
no
no

 

[hummermania]

wrong scale

Lots of contention around here...you do realize a penis is not a perfect circle around? If we used the logic of many people here I would say it was reasonable to compare the size of people's heads to a basketball.

I actually came here because it was an issue and wanted to see what people thought, but instead I end up with alot of doubters and a few cool people. Oh well.

The lad got a hold of a metric tape measure. 8 cm X 12 cm. Or 8mm X 12 mm!

 

[SoaringAdonis]

The lad got a hold of a metric tape measure. 8 cm X 12 cm. Or 8mm X 12 mm!

I am astounded at the level of speculation about wether or not my penis is real and how it was measured. It really is 12 inches around...whatever good that is.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

I am astounded at the level of speculation about wether or not my penis is real and how it was measured. It really is 12 inches around...whatever good that is.

http://static.flickr.com/90/251884226_3cb8b459fe.jpg
You have something in common with that.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

still no pictures...

 

[Batch]

still no pictures...

on one hand I feel a little let down

and

on the other rather relieved.

 

[Shamanskiss]

all I can 'see' here is a storage cannister from the kitchen.....
unless my maths is way out aren't we talking a rough profile of say 8" tall by 4" across.
This thing usually hangs with snowfuckingwhite and six pals.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

on one hand I feel a little let down

and

on the other rather relieved.

A mixed blessing.

 

[Batch]

A mixed blessing.

Indeed, it is.

 

[sweet_bitch]

http://www.redtube.com/7478 --> is beeg

 

[Corruptible]

Some of us have to carry these things on our shoulders.

http://home.nedlinux.nl/~bint/scripts/bas_penis.GIF

 

[1hotbabe]

still no pictures...

That's because it's a cock and bull story.

 

[bronzeage]

on one hand I feel a little let down

and

on the other rather relieved.

You couldn't feel on with one hand. It would be too heavy and you woudl drop it.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am astounded at the level of speculation about wether or not my penis is real and how it was measured. It really is 12 inches around...whatever good that is.

Ugh...

...you are officially thee WORST fucking troll I've ever come across!

Even Killswitch is starting to appear less pathetic than you!

Put your junk on the glass or SHUT THE FUCK UP already!

 

[Mansa Musa]

ROFL!!!

This guy's so full of shit his eyebrows stink! Is there a pool going yet as to his age?

14 years old, I´d bet.

 

[sophieloves]

you guys are all heart, aintcha?

now if this was a chick complaining that mother nature had cursed her with 36GGG mammaries or something, enough to be enormous and a problem to her spine, you'd be all tea and sympathy - Irezumi esp, lol, you'd be offerring to follow her around suppporting them!

hypocrites, but yeah, you'd still be asking for pics, so i let you off that part of things, lol

 

[bronzeage]

14 years old, I´d bet.

If there was a pool, I'd bet on 47.

 

[Mansa Musa]

If there was a pool, I'd bet on 47.

14, 47, it´s the same thing in Internet years. A newbie is a newbie.

 

[AmonGoeth]

I have some advice for you there pal.

Deep throat yourself until you choke and then expire.

 

[ADickInTime]

take it from me

If I had a dollar for every time I got asked this question, I'd be a bazillionaire!

You can solve your first problem by going on a diet - your dick could use some slimming down. I'd suggest you exercise four or five times a day and work yourself up to ten minutes in each session. I suspect it will be difficult for you initially, but if you keep after it you should have excellent stamina in a few weeks.

The second problem is a little more difficult. I understand how you might be self-conscious about the bulge in your pants. I'm probably much older than you so I can assure you that you will get used to the stares. Just try not to react or get embarrassed and whatever you do don't look down. Women (and some men) are like wolves - if they sense weakness they will take advantage of you at the first opportunity.

While some may see your problem as a gift and others may make fun of you, I know you carry the heaviest of burdens. Just stay strong, be proud and hold your head high.

Dick

 

[IrezumiKiss]

you guys are all heart, aintcha?

now if this was a chick complaining that mother nature had cursed her with 36GGG mammaries or something, enough to be enormous and a problem to her spine, you'd be all tea and sympathy - Irezumi esp, lol, you'd be offerring to follow her around suppporting them!

hypocrites, but yeah, you'd still be asking for pics, so i let you off that part of things, lol

BUSTED!!!!

In all fairness, though, anyone with stuff that big and talking about it on a site such as this one is straight-up ASKING for it if they don't show and prove. Instead, we get all this "...I'm not posting this on here, but I will send through private messages...I really am only looking for feedback from real women..." wishy-washy-pussy-wussy-namby-pamby BULLSHIT!!!

Hey, I ain't afraid to look at big cocks, or his imaginary one. I can DRAW a cock better than he can write about one! I TOLD his ass to put it on the glass, didn't I? If there's a guy with a real pipe like that, then fuck it...show it!

And Sophie, m'love...if YOUR boobs were 36GGG big, I'm catching the first flight to England just to have some tea with you! I know English women blow up in the boobs like crazy, so...I'm ready to believe in YOUR tits a hella lot more than I'll believe in THIS motherfucker's dick!