Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[SoaringAdonis]

Originally Posted by SoaringAdonis



the whole tone of that comeback is very feminine.
anyone else think the wording and structure has a female feel to it.

I was making a mock-idiotic comeback, you know to fit the tone of most of the other posters in a mocking manner. The silly phrasing had a deliberate pacing, but not necessarily feminine, it was supposed to be mocking...

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Originally Posted by SoaringAdonis



the whole tone of that comeback is very feminine.
anyone else think the wording and structure has a female feel to it.

I think you are right.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Look it up, my penis size is verified as a real possible circumference measurement. Its just not common. I've measured the thing over five times, its the same every time...at full size. Why so much doubt?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Learn how not to be the official grammatical correctional person. I think everyone in here finds your posts to be interesting and provocative, IrezumiNerd.

My posts ARE interesting and provocative, SnoringAdonis.

So, you showing this amazing dick of yours, or are you gonna keep TALKING about it?

 

[LOST&FOUND]

Look it up, my penis size is verified as a real possible circumference measurement. Its just not common. I've measured the thing over five times, its the same every time...at full size. Why so much doubt?

Post a picture, gone on... do it.

 

[iceburg1]

Look it up, my penis size is verified as a real possible circumference measurement. Its just not common. I've measured the thing over five times, its the same every time...at full size. Why so much doubt?

Is it ever morally just to reduce a penis ?

 

[iceburg1]

dear searingadonis you could also get together with doll_part85..
every time she is about to puke, roll out your schlong and stamp the food back down her throat...

 

[spacekowboy]

This is the first guy in the history of lit not to immediately fling his wang out for inspection.

 

[Corruptible]

You're right...all these guys are flying into maniac style jealousy/insecurity rages...throwing out lame insults etc. Seem like a few girls want to check out the package...but I'm more of a tease than an exhibitionist so you will have to be real nice to me to see it.

Jealous? Insecure? Hardly.

You posted here asking about advice on how to reduce the size of your cock. It seems to me that you would be the jealous one, jealous of all of us that are averagely endowed or just a bit well hung, not the massive proportions you boast. And then you go on to boast about your size, showing off as if you have the women here fawning over you. They want to see a picture of it for the same reason you'd want to see a picture of a two headed cow, to see if it's possible. But don't expect any of the women to become aroused by the sight, by the thought of it penetrating them. They would feel only one thing were it to, pain.

But, since all of us guys are supposedly envious of your size, let's compare, shall we? You're supposedly eight inches long and twelve around. I'm seven long and five and a half around, just a bit long and thick. Now, which do you think women would prefer?

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/img/rasputin1.jpg

For the record, I want a penis in a jar, just not mine.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

This is the first guy in the history of lit not to immediately fling his wang out for inspection.

He really should be thanking those of us that haven't written him off for having enough proprietary interest in his dead-on-arrival thread to keep bumping it up whenever he posts in it, even though he'll do nothing but keep on TALKING about how big his dick is and how he'll only show it to women he decides not to "tease" anymore.

 

[SoaringAdonis]

He really should be thanking those of us that haven't written him off for having enough proprietary interest in his dead-on-arrival thread to keep bumping it up whenever he posts in it, even though he'll do nothing but keep on TALKING about how big his dick is and how he'll only show it to women he decides not to "tease" anymore.

You just want to draw a picture of it...right?

 

[SoaringAdonis]

Jealous? Insecure? Hardly.

You posted here asking about advice on how to reduce the size of your cock. It seems to me that you would be the jealous one, jealous of all of us that are averagely endowed or just a bit well hung, not the massive proportions you boast. And then you go on to boast about your size, showing off as if you have the women here fawning over you. They want to see a picture of it for the same reason you'd want to see a picture of a two headed cow, to see if it's possible. But don't expect any of the women to become aroused by the sight, by the thought of it penetrating them. They would feel only one thing were it to, pain.

But, since all of us guys are supposedly envious of your size, let's compare, shall we? You're supposedly eight inches long and twelve around. I'm seven long and five and a half around, just a bit long and thick. Now, which do you think women would prefer?

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/img/rasputin1.jpg

For the record, I want a penis in a jar, just not mine.

To answer your question, definitely mine. And why did you come here to defend yourself? You just come off sounding insecure.

 

[LOST&FOUND]

To answer your question, definitely mine. And why did you come here to defend yourself? You just come off sounding insecure.

I have you figured out.

 

[TurdFergeson]

http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/img/rasputin1.jpg

For the record, I want a penis in a jar, just not mine.

Rasputin. The "mad monk" who was almost indestructible.

And had a horse wang that was preserved.

WTF??

 

[Moanique]

8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference

So you're hung like a can of beans? I'll pass.

 

[TurdFergeson]

My penis reduction surgery was a success!

 

[iceburg1]

all the bullshit aside it must be shit too have such an enormous meatwand....
good luck

 

[TurdFergeson]

all the bullshit aside it must be shit too have such an enormous meatwand....
good luck

it's ok, like i said the surgery was successful

 

[iceburg1]

it's ok, like i said the surgery was successful

mr Furgeson,
that really took a lot of weight of my shoulders...for days i have been worried sick...especially since it must have been so hard for the surgeon....doing it all by microscope and a tiny little scalpel and tiny little cotton buds...

thanks for letting me know...i will sleep soundly now

 

[TurdFergeson]

mr Furgeson,
that really took a lot of weight of my shoulders...for days i have been worried sick...especially since it must have been so hard for the surgeon....doing it all by microscope and a tiny little scalpel and tiny little cotton buds...

thanks for letting me know...i will sleep soundly now

hey...he was a specialist.

lol

 

[SoaringAdonis]

So you're hung like a can of beans? I'll pass.

LOL, why is everyone so focused on "can comparisons"? You realize penises aren't supposed to be perfect cylinder shapes...oops I feel sorry if you do. Do you know what a penis looks like.

Stop comparing my penis to cans. Please, its not a cylinder.

 

[iceburg1]

LOL, why is everyone so focused on "can comparisons"? You realize penises aren't supposed to be perfect cylinder shapes...oops I feel sorry if you do. Do you know what a penis looks like.

Stop comparing my penis to cans. Please, its not a cylinder.

asparagus cans ? not even ?

what about bottles, skinny at the top and gradually getting thicker...ideal shape ...not ?

so can we call you mr 2 litre ?

 

[Corruptible]

To answer your question, definitely mine. And why did you come here to defend yourself? You just come off sounding insecure.

Right, because you totally have women here fawning over you.

At this point, you can only do one of two things: put up or shut up.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Hey I am new here and want some advice. Has anyone here had penis reduction surgery? I have an oversized penis that when erect is 8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference ( I also have abnormally muscular thighs from extreme exercise). Wearing jeans or suit pants always leaves a large protrusion on the front of my pants and unless I am wearing a large jacket or something some SOME people will leer at the front of my pants. It usually not an issue but sometimes I feel obscene, like once I found out that when I was running in runners athletic shorts that because of my girth my entire penis was revealed in the outling of the shorts...all these weird things crop up and it embarasses. I mean I know its a popular idea to have a big package but this also creates problems with me and my girlfriend where she will become injured from lubricated sex and will bleed all of the next day.

I don't think I can afford a surgery but was wondering what it was like (I would never do it if it cause deformity or lessen sensation).

Any advice? And is this really problem?

Viagra,Ben-Gay, and porno - alone.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

LOL, why is everyone so focused on "can comparisons"? You realize penises aren't supposed to be perfect cylinder shapes...oops I feel sorry if you do. Do you know what a penis looks like.

Stop comparing my penis to cans. Please, its not a cylinder.

So put up a fucking picture of your dick so you can end all this speculation bullshit already.

There aren't any women in here anymore, slick. Just us guys continuing to bust your balls over your imaginary Dinty Moore can pecker. We're not losing any shine doing it, either. If you think this thread's giving you stripes on your shoulders for being a member here, hey, take what little attention you can get, buddy.

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