🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[SWR101]

But those cans... I thought it was a lady bird just feeling herself for a moment. Plus the plumage is pretty dull

Nominated for not knowing only mammals have mammaries (actual boobs)

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for not knowing only mammals have mammaries (actual boobs)

May I introduce you to my non-boobied mamal friends, the monotremes?

Nominated for being all judgey about bird boobs!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not knowing only mammals have mammaries (actual boobs)

Nominated for tilting at windmills! No one else mentioned mammaries

 

[Bry1313]

I use a dragon as an avatar. It's kind of my thing.
Nominated for thinking I did it to defend you instead of doing it to support you.

Nominated for sucking up a third time to the same person

 

[hotoldrguy]

So with my 3rd week as PPJ … it’s been a rough week (just for me personally) … and I have been kind of an absent POJ ….




That didn’t seem to deter all you wankers because you were truly wanking it up all over the place.








One wanker especially … took it upon herself to wank as much as possible… and encourage others to wank as well. From what I saw, it seems there was a plethora of wanking just exploding all over Lit.










You all probably know where this is going…












I mean, maybe you’ve figured it out by meow.










Congratulations to this weeks Wanker of the Week … @Kitty_so_frisky with her special Birthday Wank Trophy!!

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I hope you all take a minute to wish a happy birthday and congratulations to our friendly little kitty and wank all the way to orgasm!!

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[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for not realizing the best science is Weird Science.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/13/9b/f6139be7a35779d44a1f90b6c9212698.gif

 

[hotoldrguy]

nominated for broken emojis

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Whiskeyjack for having a good Monday … again.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominating @Whiskeyjack for having a good Monday … again.

I would be mad at this, but that would just harsh my vibe.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

nominated for broken emojis

Nominated for doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression

Omfg … I wanna give you a 2nd award for this alone

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression

Nominated for making me completely identity with @Mr_bogey.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for making me completely identity with @Mr_bogey.

Nominated for not being as funny as @Kitty_so_frisky

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not being as funny as @Kitty_so_frisky

As if I could be!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for not being as funny as @Kitty_so_frisky

Nominated making fun of my existential angst.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

nominated for broken emojis

Nominated for doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression

Oh also, nominating @hotoldrguy for not clicking the emojis in the post that that was a reply to a reply to

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression

Nominated for mentioning @Mr_bogey without Bacall.

(He's probably tired of hearing from me)

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh also, nominating @hotoldrguy for not clicking the emojis in the post that that was a reply to a reply to

nominated for giving confusing directions to a post I still cannot find

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nominated for mentioning @Mr_bogey without Bacall.

(He's probably tired of hearing from me)

Grant you know I could never tire of you. I will tell you a secret though, bogey was my dog.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Grant you know I could never tire of you. I will tell you a secret though, bogey was my dog.

Dammit man. I'm buying you a dog named Bacall then.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Dammit man. I'm buying you a dog named Bacall then.

Nominated for making me laugh so hard I snorted chai latte out of my nose.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

nominated for giving confusing directions to a post I still cannot find

Nominated for giving up too easily when nipple-sucking videos are at stake!

Nominated for mentioning @Mr_bogey without Bacall.

(He's probably tired of hearing from me)

Grant you know I could never tire of you. I will tell you a secret though, bogey was my dog.

Dammit man. I'm buying you a dog named Bacall then.

Nominated for being so damn wholesome and cute

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dammit man. I'm buying you a dog named Bacall then.

You are too late, Bogey has passed on to that great dog park in the sky.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You are too late, Bogey has passed on to that great dog park in the sky.

Okay, no nomination, but you made me tear up in the fucking Wanker of the Week thread.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for giving up too easily when nipple-sucking videos are at stake!






Nominated for being so damn wholesome and cute

nominated for making me work to find the emoji only to find the video was not there anymore