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🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

hotoldrguy said:
nominating myself for acting like an ass about the Dropbox situation
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I appreciate your furver, as I use Dropbox as well, but you did go a little scorched earth on the mods. But you realized it and apologized.

So, nominated for learning your lesson and growing from it. We will have none of that here!
 
I wanted to save myself some work on Friday and do a mid-week wanking update … it seems a lot of the same people going round and round in a weird wank-a-thon … little weird …. But whatever … you do you my little wank army.

Here’s where we’re at.


@Grant55 - no speech, trying to outsource being witty, making @UnquietDreams laugh so hard he snorted chai latte out of my nose, being so damn wholesome and cute

@Amanda330 - sleep bragging, watermelon erasure, watermelon abuse, poor watermelon picking, thinking I don't know how to pick a good one. But even good ones just aren't that good, not using the calculator that is on every electronic device that you can use to access this site, not allowing @Azuldrgon to defend her honor, thinking I did it to defend you instead of doing it to support you, something about cockblocking, trying to placate and succeeding

@__Nathan1968 - food bragging

@morelikeasong - being a hater, wrongness, being a honeydew shill, confusing acceptance with begging, for thinking watermelon is relevant, utterly accurate yet totally unhelpful watermelon choosing advice, reminding me the only melons I get to taste are the fruit ones I hate, suggesting elective surgery that wouldn’t even solve the issue, bringing ribs into a conversation on fruits. Because now I want ribs

@vagrantx - melon hatred, invoking the wrath of big melon, melon love, reminding @morelikeasong that the only melons she gets to taste are her own, reminding me i can’t try my own banana

@Bry1313 - melon hared, not noticing @amanda339 did and @Azuldrgon nominated her back, pushing for a mistaken nomination to stand, not knowing that nominations have to be accompanied by a specific reason for being a wanker, and his reasoning was misplaced, not realizing that if someone could be nominated for general wankery “just because,” then he would have won every week, continuing to prove why he was the worst Panel of Judge when we already KNOW!

@Kitty_so_frisky - melon hatred, not having a new hosting service, not realizing that threads are subjective, not using the 'advanced search' function that our gracious overlord Laurel hath supplied us with, broken emojis, making me completely identity with @Mr_bogey, mentioning @Mr_bogey without Bacall, giving confusing directions to a post @hotoldrguy still cannot find, making @hotoldrguy work to find the emoji only to find the video was not there anymore, doing all that work just to be right, not sharing a link to said post for us lazy monocle wearing people(s), making me go back and find the post, and then making me think very naughty thoughts, thinking there wasn’t a sound basis behind the scenes for the nomination on some level, for making @SirConradPeckereye make the effort. And it didn't dissapoint, making us read on lit and having to decipher three nominations, bringing a gun to a pillow fight, taking that the wrong way!, making sense on lit, the audacity!

@UnquietDreams - nomination begging, using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700’ (x2), thinking I don't learn from my transgressions. (besides, she already nommed me three times already.), being explainy (x2), thinking about changing a good tagline for a so-so one, not being as funny as @Kitty_so_frisky

@SWR101 - not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this, not recommending a free video hosting site/app that can accommodate an 11.4mb video straight from iOS, no desktop editing required, being all judgey about bird boobs!, tilting at windmills! No one else mentioned mammaries

@hotoldrguy - believing that rumor, doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression, not clicking the emojis in the post that that was a reply to a reply to, giving up too easily when nipple-sucking videos are at stake!, making @Kitty_so_frisky follow the replies back to confirm it is, in fact, still there, rescinding a nomination, saying it was acting, learning your lesson and growing from it. We will have none of that here!

@deefalttwunnyfor - making @Amanda330 math, making @Amanda330 use a calculator... Because I'm not a math girlie, trying to tell us what to do, male audacity, for bringing it up again, making @deefalttwunnyfor back-pedal faster than Lance Armstrong, doubting @UnquietDreams knew what a gambeson was, especially as I made a pretty clear allusion to the Mongol invasions of the 1300s, getting through several Armstrong references without mentioning the film Dodgeball, using an evil Donald Duck meme, not knowing the best hand  wankingrubbing gifs are on sex.com, making the obvious joke, false accusations, haters gonna hate, suggesting any thread could be superior to S&S, not knowing that I’m still not gonna do that, male boob erasure, not knowing only mammals have mammaries (actual boobs)

@positiveflirt - picking on @Amanda330 and encouraging us to math on weekends, not realizing the best science is Weird Science

@Azuldrgon - sucking up, thinking every woman is a damsel in distress in need of saving, something about balls, not figuring out by now that she doesn't need any of us to defend her, getting through several Armstrong references without mentioning the film Dodgeball, continual sucking up, not realizing the person you sucked up to nominated you, sucking up a third time to the same person

@MindYaBitness - not recognizing the perfect 'hand rubbing gif', not recognizing that sometimes the assumed references are best, implying that this thread would be inferior to S&S for it's fast energy

@Whiskeyjack - having a good Monday

@crazychemgirl - making fun of
@unquietdream ‘s existential angst, twice using "eff.." on lit, the audacity!!!

@Mr_bogey - being so damn wholesome and cute

** I think this is the first time in all of human history these two terms have been used to describe @Mr_bogey

@hopeful_wife - failing to mention I won said pun wars

@OrdinaryPerson - stating the obvious that I drive her crazy, possibly in a good way, getting me thinking of Brittany Spears now, and possibly this song stuck in my head as well

@SirConradPeckereye - complaining about making sure my tits are still visible to those who wish to enjoy them, probably getting a Britney Spears song stuck in my head all day, being too lazy to follow the quoted posts to a video that’s totally worth the effort, crossing that out and implying it did disappoint?!, whining about having to read on a forum built around erotic fiction, digging himself into a hole
 
crazychemgirl said:
I wanted to save myself some work on Friday and do a mid-week wanking update … it seems a lot of the same people going round and round in a weird wank-a-thon … little weird …. But whatever … you do you my little wank army.

Here’s where we’re at.


@Grant55 - no speech, trying to outsource being witty, making @UnquietDreams laugh so hard he snorted chai latte out of my nose, being so damn wholesome and cute

@Amanda330 - sleep bragging, watermelon erasure, watermelon abuse, poor watermelon picking, thinking I don't know how to pick a good one. But even good ones just aren't that good, not using the calculator that is on every electronic device that you can use to access this site, not allowing @Azuldrgon to defend her honor, thinking I did it to defend you instead of doing it to support you, something about cockblocking, trying to placate and succeeding

@__Nathan1968 - food bragging

@morelikeasong - being a hater, wrongness, being a honeydew shill, confusing acceptance with begging, for thinking watermelon is relevant, utterly accurate yet totally unhelpful watermelon choosing advice, reminding me the only melons I get to taste are the fruit ones I hate, suggesting elective surgery that wouldn’t even solve the issue, bringing ribs into a conversation on fruits. Because now I want ribs

@vagrantx - melon hatred, invoking the wrath of big melon, melon love, reminding @morelikeasong that the only melons she gets to taste are her own, reminding me i can’t try my own banana

@Bry1313 - melon hared, not noticing @amanda339 did and @Azuldrgon nominated her back, pushing for a mistaken nomination to stand, not knowing that nominations have to be accompanied by a specific reason for being a wanker, and his reasoning was misplaced, not realizing that if someone could be nominated for general wankery “just because,” then he would have won every week, continuing to prove why he was the worst Panel of Judge when we already KNOW!

@Kitty_so_frisky - melon hatred, not having a new hosting service, not realizing that threads are subjective, not using the 'advanced search' function that our gracious overlord Laurel hath supplied us with, broken emojis, making me completely identity with @Mr_bogey, mentioning @Mr_bogey without Bacall, giving confusing directions to a post @hotoldrguy still cannot find, making @hotoldrguy work to find the emoji only to find the video was not there anymore, doing all that work just to be right, not sharing a link to said post for us lazy monocle wearing people(s), making me go back and find the post, and then making me think very naughty thoughts, thinking there wasn’t a sound basis behind the scenes for the nomination on some level, for making @SirConradPeckereye make the effort. And it didn't dissapoint, making us read on lit and having to decipher three nominations, bringing a gun to a pillow fight, taking that the wrong way!, making sense on lit, the audacity!

@UnquietDreams - nomination begging, using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700’ (x2), thinking I don't learn from my transgressions. (besides, she already nommed me three times already.), being explainy (x2), thinking about changing a good tagline for a so-so one, not being as funny as @Kitty_so_frisky

@SWR101 - not getting your bottom ribs removed, the obvious and simple solution to this, not recommending a free video hosting site/app that can accommodate an 11.4mb video straight from iOS, no desktop editing required, being all judgey about bird boobs!, tilting at windmills! No one else mentioned mammaries

@hotoldrguy - believing that rumor, doing an unauthorized @Mr_bogey impression, not clicking the emojis in the post that that was a reply to a reply to, giving up too easily when nipple-sucking videos are at stake!, making @Kitty_so_frisky follow the replies back to confirm it is, in fact, still there, rescinding a nomination, saying it was acting, learning your lesson and growing from it. We will have none of that here!

@deefalttwunnyfor - making @Amanda330 math, making @Amanda330 use a calculator... Because I'm not a math girlie, trying to tell us what to do, male audacity, for bringing it up again, making @deefalttwunnyfor back-pedal faster than Lance Armstrong, doubting @UnquietDreams knew what a gambeson was, especially as I made a pretty clear allusion to the Mongol invasions of the 1300s, getting through several Armstrong references without mentioning the film Dodgeball, using an evil Donald Duck meme, not knowing the best hand  wankingrubbing gifs are on sex.com, making the obvious joke, false accusations, haters gonna hate, suggesting any thread could be superior to S&S, not knowing that I’m still not gonna do that, male boob erasure, not knowing only mammals have mammaries (actual boobs)

@positiveflirt - picking on @Amanda330 and encouraging us to math on weekends, not realizing the best science is Weird Science

@Azuldrgon - sucking up, thinking every woman is a damsel in distress in need of saving, something about balls, not figuring out by now that she doesn't need any of us to defend her, getting through several Armstrong references without mentioning the film Dodgeball, continual sucking up, not realizing the person you sucked up to nominated you, sucking up a third time to the same person

@MindYaBitness - not recognizing the perfect 'hand rubbing gif', not recognizing that sometimes the assumed references are best, implying that this thread would be inferior to S&S for it's fast energy

@Whiskeyjack - having a good Monday

@crazychemgirl - making fun of
@unquietdream ‘s existential angst, twice using "eff.." on lit, the audacity!!!

@Mr_bogey - being so damn wholesome and cute

** I think this is the first time in all of human history these two terms have been used to describe @Mr_bogey

@hopeful_wife - failing to mention I won said pun wars

@OrdinaryPerson - stating the obvious that I drive her crazy, possibly in a good way, getting me thinking of Brittany Spears now, and possibly this song stuck in my head as well

@SirConradPeckereye - complaining about making sure my tits are still visible to those who wish to enjoy them, probably getting a Britney Spears song stuck in my head all day, being too lazy to follow the quoted posts to a video that’s totally worth the effort, crossing that out and implying it did disappoint?!, whining about having to read on a forum built around erotic fiction, digging himself into a hole
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I like how you copypasta’d the nominations so it looks like YOU wear a monocle, and YOU can’t try your own banana and @UnquietDreams snorted chai latte out of YOUR nose 🤣
 
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