Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

[Tallulah82]

Fascinating to see comes about here. Excited and curious for sure. In the meantime, enjoy your next 24 hours.

Even I know that’s an empty threat.

firstly, calm the fuck down with those expectations that anything exciting will happen in here. You need to lower your standards waaaayyyy down.

Also, me? Empty threats? Never!

 

[ColeyD]

I’m excited anyway

 

[DaringFunGuy]

firstly, calm the fuck down with those expectations that anything exciting will happen in here. You need to lower your standards waaaayyyy down.

Also, me? Empty threats? Never!

Nope I refuse to lower expectations. This will become my reason for existing and will be on the edge of my seat every time I open up the thread. The anticipation will be palpable.

 

[Tallulah82]

Can we send nudes in here, or what?

Your nudes or stolen nudes?

Its always about dick pics with her..

You know, it's interesting how it's YOU who keeps going on about dick pics for me. It's as though you really want to send me one but you daren't. Maybe you're a bit worried that I'll reject it. Maybe you're a bit worried that I offer constructive criticism on my speciality topic. Maybe you're a bit worried that I'll love it and want more and more and more and more.

Food for thought.

 

[Tallulah82]

I’m excited anyway

You're as bad as @deft

You two need to start your own collaborative wanking thread. I'll subscribe.

 

[deft]

You're as bad as @deft

You two need to start your own collaborative wanking thread. I'll subscribe.

I’m game…

 

[Tallulah82]

Nope I refuse to lower expectations. This will become my reason for existing and will be on the edge of my seat every time I open up the thread. The anticipation will be palpable.

Be careful not to accidentally slip off the edge of that seat and end up squishing your balls as you hit the floor.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You know, it's interesting how it's YOU who keeps going on about dick pics for me.

I am just looking out for the Lit brethren around here..
I noticed your minced meat pie recipe called for 15 lbs of shredded meat that you like to collect from swinging meat..

 

[Tallulah82]

I am just looking out for the Lit brethren around here..
I noticed your minced meat pie recipe called for 15 lbs of shredded meat that you like to collect from swinging meat..

Why are you making me sound like a cannibal????

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You know me and @deft adore you no matter how much meat you crave!

 

[Tallulah82]

You know me and @deft adore you no matter how much meat you crave!

Fuck yeah. Tell me more about this threesome.

 

[deft]

Fuck yeah. Tell me more about this threesome.

I'm game... again...

 

[Pad_Foot]

Happy Monday !

 

[Bloodandglitter]

So you're telling me that the Boomtown Rats were actually singing "I DO like Mondays?"
Shut the front door!

 

[Tallulah82]

Happy Monday !

Hey Pad, I hope your Monday is good to you

So you're telling me that the Boomtown Rats were actually singing "I DO like Mondays?"
Shut the front door!

I know!

It's so weird when you mishear lyrics. For years I sang the wrong lyrics for Banarama's 'Love in the First Degree'.
I thought it was "cause I'm guilty, guilty as a cocoa bean"
Where it's actually "cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be". wtf?

They definitely DID like Mondays, though.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

And now it makes perfect sense that the Happy Mondays loved Monday soo much. They paid homage to it in their song, "Hallelujah"

Ok, I'll stop.....

 

[Bloodandglitter]

Hey Pad, I hope your Monday is good to you



I know!

It's so weird when you mishear lyrics. For years I sang the wrong lyrics for Banarama's 'Love in the First Degree'.
I thought it was "cause I'm guilty, guilty as a cocoa bean"
Where it's actually "cause I'm guilty, guilty as a girl can be". wtf?

They definitely DID like Mondays, though.

You know when I hear that Bananarama song next, I'm going to sing it just like that!! And it's on one of my Spotify Playlists too!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Misheard lyrics are always funny. Not that I mishear or misquote them. I'm ace.

 

[Saltfountain]

Oh fuck...

Which arsehole gave her keys to her own thread?

 

[EasyBrad59]

Uhm. For the simpletons… it’s me. And this thread is for me to hang out in especially as now I’ve closed my pm’s for chatting. Feel free to say hello and converse, or to lurk and wank off to all the really sexy things I will undoubtedly say.



For example, I have a chicken in the oven. Mmmhmmm. Smells so good.

On a day I woke up horny as hell, I am happy to have discovered this thread. Ready to converse as I stroke

 

[Tallulah82]

Misheard lyrics are always funny. Not that I mishear or misquote them. I'm ace.

Yes, dear, you are very wisdomful about music...

 

[Tallulah82]

Oh fuck...

Which arsehole gave her keys to her own thread?

I found them when I was lurking on one of your Variation threads. You need to take better care of your shit.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Woooaaaah we're half way there, wooooaaaaah pigeon on a chair...

That's how it goes. Right?

 

[Tallulah82]

On a day I woke up horny as hell, I am happy to have discovered this thread. Ready to converse as I stroke

WANK ALERT!

I'm all a bit hot and sweaty. I've been bent over, stretched high, and rocked back and forth, and all with black rubber gloves on.

Yes, that's right. I've been scrubbing more of my newly plastered hallway (specifically the doors) with hot soapy water and a scrubbing brush. Phwoar!

 

[PotNoodle79]

WANK ALERT!

I'm all a bit hot and sweaty. I've been bent over, stretched high, and rocked back and forth, and all with black rubber gloves on.

Yes, that's right. I've been scrubbing more of my newly plastered hallway (specifically the doors) with hot soapy water and a scrubbing brush. Phwoar!

You're a dislocated wrist and no mistake