Tallulah's Thread. Fuck yeah.

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Once upon a time, there was a younger, more naïve Litster who claimed to be of the female kind who created her own thread. It was a welcoming thread and even though it was mostly dominated by men pervs who secretly and not-so-secretly wanted to woo and charm their ways into her English knickers, she still found it a comforting place to relax (because she was also a perv).

Alas, times grew tough for this poor lass and in the end, she felt it necessary to delete her Lit account and run away to salvage the remains of her sanity. Minutes turned into hours, which became weeks, months, and eventually years.

Rivers of tears ran, and lakes of discarded jizz dried up. She was missed by few but remembered by many. The Legend of this dick-tease had touched many whispered conversations, including the vicious rumours that she’d repented and became chaste.

But by some miracle of fate, or perhaps boredom, one day she awoke and realised that her life was much improved. So much so that she felt an odd tingling, a craving for something she once liked. After eating all the cake, and scouring all the porn, she finally realised what was missing in her life!

And so she found her way back to the sticky carpets and stained couches of Lit and there she stayed. But this time she did things differently. She came and went as she pleased with little regard for the trail of destruction she left, and she stuck to casual threads where she terrorised those she thought may handle it. In nearly four years, there was no sign that she was interested in returning to her own thread roots. Until now.

The original thread was called ‘Tal’s Thread. Fuck yeah.’ and she’s a lazy wanker.
 
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Uhm. For the simpletons… it’s me. And this thread is for me to hang out in especially as now I’ve closed my pm’s for chatting. Feel free to say hello and converse, or to lurk and wank off to all the really sexy things I will undoubtedly say.



For example, I have a chicken in the oven. Mmmhmmm. Smells so good. :cool:
 
Uhm. For the simpletons… it’s me. And this thread is for me to hang out in especially as now I’ve closed my pm’s for chatting. Feel free to say hello and converse, or to lurk and wank off to all the really sexy things I will undoubtedly say.



For example, I have a chicken in the oven. Mmmhmmm. Smells so good. :cool:
Good cooking is as much hedonism as good sex.
 
OMG Talluhan what the actual fuck are you doing here?
I thought you were going to make a recipe thread about minced meat pies, not some thirsty attempt to summon up dick pics... fuckin slacker.. ughhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you boo! Not like love, love, but you know that special smack you on your ass then push you into traffic kinda love. 😉😎
 
Except changes in your real life.
Lit might become a tad boring in comparison

Lit? Boring? Surely not!

I think that if I lose interest in Lit, it's because of the interactions on Lit and not because of what I'm doing when I'm not logged in. To me, that's like saying I don't want to watch a movie that is based on a book I've read. The movie might not be quite as satisfying as reading the book, but it can still be fun if it's done right.
 
OMG Talluhan what the actual fuck are you doing here?
I thought you were going to make a recipe thread about minced meat pies, not some thirsty attempt to summon up dick pics... fuckin slacker.. ughhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you boo! Not like love, love, but you know that special smack you on your ass then push you into traffic kinda love. 😉😎

Don't you fear, LordFarquart, I shall indeed be waxing lyrical about minced meat pies! And if you were a competent reader (bless you), you'd KNOW that my pm's are closed to dick pics and all other masturbatory aids so this is NOT a call to arms (or dicks)! I'll re-open my pm's for birthday dicks in a few weeks time.

And don't you lie to me. I know you love love me.
 
And so another week begins. I know a lot of people think Mondays suck but it’s simply not true. Yes, computers and other technical equipment have a spookily way of just not working properly on a Monday. Yes, it’s now another five days before you get to stay up late and wank yourself silly on a Friday night, knowing you can move just a bit slower the following morning. And yes, Mondays tend to be a quiet reminder that another week has passed and makes you wonder what you’re doing with your life…

BUT!

Personally, I embrace Mondays. They are the start of a new week that can bring hope of changes I want, of new possibilities. Mondays are the breath of fresh air in my lungs after what is often a long and challenging weekend. Last week’s indecisions and bad decisions are behind me, and I’m able to better to forgive myself for past indiscretions, knowing that I can try harder and be better.

So, Happy Monday. You’ve got this. And if you're struggling to find anything good about today, just remember this:

Saying "have a nice day" sounds friendly. Saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening. Use as you will.
 
Saying "have a nice day" sounds friendly. Saying "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening. Use as you will.
I wish I had the 24 seconds back I wasted on reading that Monday gibberish 🤣🤣🤣
What is wrong with you Tullahan?
What kind of weird shit are you doing on the weekends thats wearing you out so much that you're excited about going back to work?
Hope you have a nice day by the way!! 😘
 
I wish I had the 24 seconds back I wasted on reading that Monday gibberish 🤣🤣🤣
What is wrong with you Tullahan?
What kind of weird shit are you doing on the weekends thats wearing you out so much that you're excited about going back to work?
Hope you have a nice day by the way!! 😘

Gibberish the name of the game, dude, and you know it. But don't worry, when I'm in a ranty mood I'll link you in so you can witness my wailing.

You're not strong enough to cope knowing about my weekends. :p
 
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