🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[deefalttwunnyfor]

THIS THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST. WTF IS THIS, SEX & SHENANIGANS?!?!?

 

[vagrantx]

2) Checked email again and finally found mega’s confirmation email, sooo…

Well... this was just instantaneous

 

[Amanda330]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNDIxMW03azFnbGxicncyb2EybTdqa2ltODBpYmtxYmxsbHI4eDcxdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0/giphy.gif


So I can bring a friend?!?! @hotwords229_A you hearing this!!!

See? I wasn't cock blocking you. Everything is fiiiine.

Nominated for false accusations.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Well... this was just instantaneous

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

https://f.hubspotusercontent20.net/hubfs/7291028/Imported_Blog_Media/lie-to-myself-gif.gif

A. Lot.

 

[MindYaBitness]

THIS THREAD IS MOVING TOO FAST. WTF IS THIS, SEX & SHENANIGANS?!?!?

Are you trying to insinuate that this thread is somehow inferior to it's prior forms simply because our esteemed panel of judge has brought her fast moving energy here??? Nominated!
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[Amanda330]

https://f.hubspotusercontent20.net/hubfs/7291028/Imported_Blog_Media/lie-to-myself-gif.gif

A. Lot.

We all do. It's ok.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

We all do. It's ok.

Nominated for trying to placate and succeeding

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Are you trying to insinuate that this thread is somehow inferior to it's prior forms simply because our esteemed panel of judge has brought her fast moving energy here??? Nominated!
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdHR4Znk2eWh1cWlqZmdmZnBtdGltcmZjMXlybG1yOWpibWt6Ym1jMyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/QHzpn9AySuht6/giphy.gif

These duck memes are getting the ornithologist in me raring and ready to go

Nominated for implying that this thread would be inferior to S&S for it's fast energy
https://i.imgur.com/3YAcr23.gif

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for trying to placate and succeeding

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

These duck memes are getting the ornithologist in me raring and ready to go

Nominated for implying that this thread would be inferior to S&S for it's fast energy
https://i.imgur.com/3YAcr23.gif

Nominated for suggesting any thread could be superior to S&S

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for suggesting any thread could be superior to S&S

Nominated for not realizing that threads are subjective.
And that Cock Map is the GOAT

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not realizing that threads are subjective.
And that Cock Map is the GOAT

Nominated for not sharing the cock map, whatever that is

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for not sharing the cock map, whatever that is

Nominated for not using the 'advanced search' function that our gracious overlord Laurel hath supplied us with

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Today is Saturday, 27 July 2024 and with this post my reign as the Panel of Judge is coming to an end. I can feel all your deep sympathies for me in this moment of sadness.



I do wonder if I this alt will continue here at Lit as I feel like my calling has been answered but I guess we'll have to wait and see.






And with that









*WHITE SMOKE*






OH WAIT I mean *BLACK SMOKE*


And you're still reading, so that's good.




Did you know if you stacked all the world's bacteria on top of each other, they would stretch for 10 billion light years? They could wrap around the milky way 20,000 time.

















Are you excited yet? Did YOU win?













This week's award goes to someone who frankly deserved this award prior to the existence of the Wanker of the Week (tm). I'm certainly they'll appreciate it and give us an acceptance speech to rival his disaster entrance onto the playground.

And because they hold such a special place in all are hearts, I have hand forged this weeks special edition trophy in conjunction with the first ever Wanker of the Week diploma, in honor of the Olympics in Paris.


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@Grant55 you outwanked all of us before you even knew you could win an award. This is sort of like getting into the hall of fame after you've left this world. Or something like that.

Anyway, it has been zero honor to PoJ you wankers. I hope the next PoJ doesn't suck as bad as @Bry1313. I mean, I'm not sure that's possible, but we have to set the bar somewhere.

After many sleepless nights and anxiety attacks over not giving an acceptance speech. I am ready to do so. @Kitty_so_frisky has inspired me. Here it goes.

Thank you to all the wankers who made this possible.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for picking on @Amanda330 and encouraging us to math on weekends.

Nominated for continual sucking up

 

[Bry1313]

And this is what being a gentleman brings me.....
Not like I ever win the award either.
Still, it was the right thing to do.

Nominated for not allowing me to defend her honor.

Nominated for not realizing the person you sucked up to nominated you.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not realizing the person you sucked up to nominated you.

Nominated for not noticing she did and I nominated her back.

 

[MindYaBitness]

These duck memes are getting the ornithologist in me raring and ready to go

Nominated for implying that this thread would be inferior to S&S for it's fast energy
https://i.imgur.com/3YAcr23.gif

Dammit, you know I'm sucker for male Sage Grouse boobies!!!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dammit, you know I'm sucker for male Sage Grouse boobies!!!

... that's a male??!?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not using the 'advanced search' function that our gracious overlord Laurel hath supplied us with

Nominated for not knowing that I’m still not gonna do that

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

... that's a male??!?

Nominated for male boob erasure

 

[MindYaBitness]

... that's a male??!?

Have you learned nothing?!?! The show-er offer in bird mating dances is  always the dude

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have you learned nothing?!?! The shower offer in bird maying dances is  always the dude

But those cans... I thought it was a lady bird just feeling herself for a moment. Plus the plumage is pretty dull

 

[MindYaBitness]

But those cans... I thought it was a lady bird just feeling herself for a moment. Plus the plumage is pretty dull

Hey, boobs are boobs, and #3 on my list of Lit-isms is "All Boobs Matter". So if his nice rack & dull plumeage ring your bell, I'll send you an extended cut to wank to