🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700'

Nominated for doubting I knew what a gambeson was, especially as I made a pretty clear allusion to the Mongol invasions of the 1300s...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

https://mega.io/ is free and handles stuff in the gigabytes!

Hmm…tried to create an account, but confirmation email just isn’t popping

So Lit guys, which of you will be the hero we need right now?

Well I know we can just replace the censored site name in old broken links, but knowing circumventing by posting new links might be pushing it with site rules?


Not particularly?


Okay, Mega doesn’t want to send me a confirmation email do I can repost the video, but here’s a B&W filtered still pic repost from Variations on a Theme

And maybe your unenthusiastic thumbs up is making me feel self-conscious enough to consider poofing the pic entirely

I was answering a technical question on Lit site filters, which, as a general rule, doesn't get my heart (or anything else) a throbbing. But rules don't always apply, little Kitty. Fine, I will change it for you. Happy birthday!

Edit: Ohhhh, I see, --I missed something. Oh. OHHHH!

Enthusiastic LOVE response!

Fuck......
This is the reason she made her birthday goal. Thank you @Kitty_so_frisky.

1) I’d like to adjust my previous nomination of @UnquietDreams to be for failing to follow rule #3 of Lit and making me doubt myself, instead of lack of enthusiasm
2) Checked email again and finally found mega’s confirmation email, sooo…

 

[Amanda330]

I agree, but he is a dragon. They have a tendency to get binary when it comes to damsels...

Nominated for being explainy.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

before or after the drugs?
Damn, I feel old remembering this stuff.

hHmmmm, proobably after? Now, nominate me for making you think about Lance's balls and injecting steroids into his gluteus

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for being explainy.

Fucking mansplainers, amirite?

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for doubting I knew what a gambeson was, especially as I made a pretty clear allusion to the Mongol invasions of the 1300s...

Again - nominated for being explainy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

1) I’d like to adjust my previous nomination of @UnquietDreams to be for failing to follow rule #3 of Lit and making me doubt myself, instead of lack of enthusiasm
2) Checked email again and finally found mega’s confirmation email, sooo…

Oh holy cats...and Kitties...

 

[positiveflirt]

Without. Think about how much he decreased wind resistance and chafing

before or after the drugs?
Damn, I feel old remembering this stuff.

Nominated for getting through several Armstrong references without mentioning the film Dodgeball.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Finally! This WotW is mine
https://www.icegif.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/icegif-666.gif

Nominated for using an evil Donald Duck meme

 

[UnquietDreams]

Again - nominated for being explainy.

My new description of myself: "awful explainy.":

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for using an evil Donald Duck meme

Nominated for not recognizing the perfect 'hand rubbing gif'

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, I saw it. Like an expensively blessed gambeson worn during a battle with Huns, I am not sure it will be enough to save you though...

Nominated for using gambeson. I feel strongly that 99.9% of this site had no idea wtf that was. But then after googling said 'ohhhhhhh those coats that everyone wears in movies set before 1700'

I second this nomination.

I knew…but I’m a bit of a history nerd, AND I play video games

 

[Azuldrgon]

1) I’d like to adjust my previous nomination of @UnquietDreams to be for failing to follow rule #3 of Lit and making me doubt myself, instead of lack of enthusiasm
2) Checked email again and finally found mega’s confirmation email, sooo…

Fuck doubled......the pic was hot. The video way hotter.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I knew…but I’m a bit of a history nerd, AND I play video games

How good are you with a joystick?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Nominated for not recognizing the perfect 'hand rubbing gif'

Nominated for not knowing the best hand  wanking rubbing gifs are on sex.com

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My new description of myself: "awful explainy.":

But what will become of summa cum louder? Dibs.

 

[Amanda330]

How good are you with a joystick?

Nominated for making the obvious joke.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for not knowing the best hand  wanking rubbing gifs are on sex.com

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExamNmZTJ0NDM5N3JvaWU0Zmo3MGYzcjR6NjgzZjc2MDBpMzVrMGpyaCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/G4rIGiMVtrJ1S/giphy.gif

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not knowing the best hand  wanking rubbing gifs are on sex.com

This feels wrong.
Nominated for not recognizing that sometimes the assumed references are best.

I feel dirty now....need a shower.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

How good are you with a joystick?

I was a PlayStation MVP; I can work two sticks at once, baby

 

[UnquietDreams]

But what will become of summa cum louder? Dibs.

Oh it is my description of myself. I am keeping my tag line. I like it too well.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for making the obvious joke.

Nominated for https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZnluYXNuMTExcmMzY2NkdmFmdjVkZ3YxaG41NmFvbjdmeWRobmZ2ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT0BKO67apcjqYAruM/giphy.gif

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oh it is my description of myself. I am keeping my tag line. I like it too well.

Nominated for thinking about changing a good tagline for a so-so one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nominated for https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZnluYXNuMTExcmMzY2NkdmFmdjVkZ3YxaG41NmFvbjdmeWRobmZ2ayZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT0BKO67apcjqYAruM/giphy.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I was a PlayStation MVP; I can work two sticks at once, baby

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNDIxMW03azFnbGxicncyb2EybTdqa2ltODBpYmtxYmxsbHI4eDcxdyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/xT77XWum9yH7zNkFW0/giphy.gif


So I can bring a friend?!?! @hotwords229_A you hearing this!!!