🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[StillRain]

Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’

The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely partial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22

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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant

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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)
@AmberLGreen
@Tigobitties98
@ToPleaseHim
(Special Edition Glow Dick)

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@Bry1313 @SalaciousMonkey22 & @Amanda330
(Special Edition Tri Dick Trophy)
@SirConradPeckereye

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@aussiegeekygal
(Special Edition 4th July Dick Trophy)
@loveablebaby
@Bry1313
(special Edition Limp Dick Trophy)
@Grant55
(Special Edition Olympic Rings Pierced Dick Trophy)

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@Indiegirl37
@lavendersilk
(Olympics Edition - Gold Trophy)
@morelikeasong
(Olympics Edition - Silver Trophy)
@Mr_bogey
(Olympics Edition - Bronze Trophy)
@deefalttwunnyfor
@Kitty_so_frisky
(Special Edition Birthday Wank Trophy)
@crazychemgirl



Esteemed Panel of Judge so far:

@StillRain
@Bry1313
@Wand3rlust
@InThe312
@StillRain
@AlottaFacina
@crazychemgirl
@StillRain​

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’

The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely partial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22

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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant

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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)
@AmberLGreen
@Tigobitties98
@ToPleaseHim
(Special Edition Glow Dick)

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@Bry1313 @SalaciousMonkey22 & @Amanda330
(Special Edition Tri Dick Trophy)
@SirConradPeckereye

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@aussiegeekygal
(Special Edition 4th July Dick Trophy)
@loveablebaby
@Bry1313
(special Edition Limp Dick Trophy)
@Grant55
(Special Edition Olympic Rings Pierced Dick Trophy)

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@Indiegirl37
@lavendersilk
(Olympics Edition - Gold Trophy)
@morelikeasong
(Olympics Edition - Silver Trophy)
@Mr_bogey
(Olympics Edition - Bronze Trophy)
@deefalttwunnyfor
@Kitty_so_frisky
@crazychemgirl



Esteemed Panel of Judge so far:

@StillRain
@Bry1313
@Wand3rlust
@InThe312
@StillRain
@AlottaFacina
@crazychemgirl
@StillRain​

Noob here. What's the bronze trophy and why does that seem to be occupied by the best people?

 

[StillRain]

Oh my filthy little wankers, and all you dirty dirty birds. What a mess you’ve left in here.

It’s time to pass the laundry basket and throw in your cum rags and crusty old socks and get this place cleaned up.

Mother is back to bring some old fashioned class back to this cesspool of raunch and depravity.

Now put out your pinky fingers and get those wrists ready.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Oh my filthy little wankers, and all you dirty dirty birds. What a mess you’ve left in here.

It’s time to pass the laundry basket and throw in your cum rags and crusty old socks and get this place cleaned up.

Mother is back to bring some old fashioned class back to this sesspool of raunch and depravity.

Now put out your pinky fingers and get those wrists ready.

Nominated for trying to use the mommy dynamic to get more participation.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for trying to use the mommy dynamic to get more participation.

And succeeding? Nominated?

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for trying to use the mommy dynamic to get more participation.

Nominated for not recognising mothers.

 

[Bry1313]

FINALLY you got your certificate.

See @Bry1313 THAT is how you don’t be the world’s worst POJ.

Strays in multiple threads tonight

 

[Azuldrgon]

I finally realized the kink in the system.
Nominations slow down the level on wankery.
At the same time, how does one now you are wanking if you don't check in?
Weird things going through my mind on a Sunday night that isn't a Sunday because of the holiday.

@StillRain nominating for thinking I don't recognize mothers.
It's not the mothers, but those who try to use the "mommy" dynamic to push people into following their behavior standards.
It's too weird of a night to think about this.

 

[37_ttej]

Welcome to the home of some of the biggest wankers on the planet.

Allow me to give you your first nomination for using the term “leastways”

Enjoy the thread and remember to let @StillRain know if you will be partaking in any hot boy anal.

Some of these wankers will get right on your fucking tits but they can’t help that. It is just in their nature

Hah! I see what's going on here, @AmberLGreen .
This is one of those 'let's try it on with the new guy' things, isn't it?
See if we can get Jett to post some hot boy anal pics and then, when Laurel comes down on him like a ton of bricks for inappropriate posting of images (no matter how hot), we'll have a good ol' giggle at his naïveté.
Well, Jett wasn't born yesterday.
Or the day before.
And @StillRain knows I don't do hot boy anal (shh, no telling, I'll pay you later).

So...

Nominating Amber for attempting shady hazing rituals with poor innocents.

 

[37_ttej]

Nominated for expecting anything I do to make sense. You, of all people, should know better.

Bwahaha. Truth. Luvs ya anyway.
But nominating you for thinking I know better when you know me better than that.

(PS: Am I getting the spirit of this wanking thing right? Should I be using both hands?)

 

[StillRain]

Bwahaha. Truth. Luvs ya anyway.
But nominating you for thinking I know better when you know me better than that.

(PS: Am I getting the spirit of this wanking thing right? Should I be using both hands?)

You should definitely be using both hands.

 

[StillRain]

I finally realized the kink in the system.
Nominations slow down the level on wankery.
At the same time, how does one now you are wanking if you don't check in?
Weird things going through my mind on a Sunday night that isn't a Sunday because of the holiday.

@StillRain nominating for thinking I don't recognize mothers.
It's not the mothers, but those who try to use the "mommy" dynamic to push people into following their behavior standards.
It's too weird of a night to think about this.

I’m channeling the unbridled disdain of our spirited primate @SalaciousMonkey22 when I say… ugh… those words.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’

The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely partial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

~

@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22

~

@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant

~

@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)
@AmberLGreen
@Tigobitties98
@ToPleaseHim
(Special Edition Glow Dick)

~

@Bry1313 @SalaciousMonkey22 & @Amanda330
(Special Edition Tri Dick Trophy)
@SirConradPeckereye

~

@aussiegeekygal
(Special Edition 4th July Dick Trophy)
@loveablebaby
@Bry1313
(special Edition Limp Dick Trophy)
@Grant55
(Special Edition Olympic Rings Pierced Dick Trophy)

~

@Indiegirl37
@lavendersilk
(Olympics Edition - Gold Trophy)
@morelikeasong
(Olympics Edition - Silver Trophy)
@Mr_bogey
(Olympics Edition - Bronze Trophy)
@deefalttwunnyfor
@Kitty_so_frisky
@crazychemgirl



Esteemed Panel of Judge so far:

@StillRain
@Bry1313
@Wand3rlust
@InThe312
@StillRain
@AlottaFacina
@crazychemgirl
@StillRain​

Slight correction, I got the Special Edition Birthday Wank trophy
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[AmberLGreen]

Hah! I see what's going on here, @AmberLGreen .
This is one of those 'let's try it on with the new guy' things, isn't it?
See if we can get Jett to post some hot boy anal pics and then, when Laurel comes down on him like a ton of bricks for inappropriate posting of images (no matter how hot), we'll have a good ol' giggle at his naïveté.
Well, Jett wasn't born yesterday.
Or the day before.
And @StillRain knows I don't do hot boy anal (shh, no telling, I'll pay you later).

So...

Nominating Amber for attempting shady hazing rituals with poor innocents.

How dare you! I was most definitely not trying to get you to post pics of hot boy anal. Videos on the other hand…

New guys normally provide some sort of entertainment. Dick pics, helicockters, etc. Whatever you do, do not post a full screen size image of your chocolate starfish. That didn’t bode well for the last guy and @barefootgirl69 hasn’t been right since!

And don’t worry about Laurel. It is @ToPleaseHim and her ban hammer that puts the fear of God into the dysfunctional deviants here.

Fortunately for you, I am filled with kindness to my inner core and am therefore giving you another nomination.

Nominated for not providing alternative entertainment

 

[AmberLGreen]

I finally realized the kink in the system.
Nominations slow down the level on wankery.
At the same time, how does one now you are wanking if you don't check in?
Weird things going through my mind on a Sunday night that isn't a Sunday because of the holiday.

@StillRain nominating for thinking I don't recognize mothers.
It's not the mothers, but those who try to use the "mommy" dynamic to push people into following their behavior standards.
It's too weird of a night to think about this.

Nominated for making me read that shit that doesn’t contain a nomination!

#wastedwankingtime

 

[AmberLGreen]

Slight correction, I got the Special Edition Birthday Wank trophy
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Pedantic much? Nominated

 

[AmberLGreen]

Babes if you’re looking for a reason to be October’s POJ you just found it.

Oh wait, you weren’t? Oh well.

Yep! Never going to happen.

I am too busy judging these wankers for all the other fucking shit they do

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pedantic much? Nominated

Nominated for being jealous of my awesome balloons and inspiring 52 extra wanks!

 

[StillRain]

Slight correction, I got the Special Edition Birthday Wank trophy
View attachment 2385946

Consider me corrected, even though you did it without spankings.

 

[StillRain]

Yep! Never going to happen.

I am too busy judging these wankers for all the other fucking shit they do

If never is in October, I agree.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for being jealous of my awesome balloons and inspiring 52 extra wanks!

Hey, if that is what you want to call your tits, then you go, girl

52 extra wanks? That is an awful lot of cleaning

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Consider me corrected, even though you did it without spankings.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If never is in October, I agree.

Let me just ponder this while I look at pictures of one of my favourite themes. You may be familiar with the series. Australian women on tour: The champagne bottle tales

 

[37_ttej]

How dare you! I was most definitely not trying to get you to post pics of hot boy anal. Videos on the other hand…

New guys normally provide some sort of entertainment. Dick pics, helicockters, etc. Whatever you do, do not post a full screen size image of your chocolate starfish. That didn’t bode well for the last guy and @barefootgirl69 hasn’t been right since!

And don’t worry about Laurel. It is @ToPleaseHim and her ban hammer that puts the fear of God into the dysfunctional deviants here.

Fortunately for you, I am filled with kindness to my inner core and am therefore giving you another nomination.

Nominated for not providing alternative entertainment

Far be it from me to traumatise @barefootgirl69 with pictures of chocolate starfish (the band, confectionery or otherwise).
Although she and I go way back so we're all good.

I must admit that the mods have changed since I was a regular on the boards. I reckon @ToPleaseHim has her work cut out trying to keep this lot in line.
But no need to worry about me - I'm a good boy.
Alas, the only alternative entertainment I provide is of the literary sort, not counting my goofball postings.

Hmm, this seems to be wending towards a self-nomination.

Gah! Nominating you for encouraging introspection. Can't possibly be my fault.

 

[StillRain]

Let me just ponder this while I look at pictures of one of my favourite themes. You may be familiar with the series. Australian women on tour: The champagne bottle tales

*gone*

Ponder that babes.