🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Xerxes82]

Nominated for dick pic blocking

Well, if it's gonna be like that.

*deletes dick pic he was about to send her*

 

[UnquietDreams]

If I can get away somehow this weekend… maybe I’ll do a video for yall.

With hot boy anal?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well, if it's gonna be like that.

*deletes dick pic he was about to send her*

Oh fuck! Was it Apisto’s?

 

[Xerxes82]

Oh fuck! Was it Apisto’s?

@Mr_bogey 's

 

[AmberLGreen]

@Mr_bogey 's

They are very rare and a true collector’s item.

Double nomination for you for holding back on important dick pics and preventing me from having a claim to fame!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Come on people. Let's fucking nominate someone.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Come on people. Let's fucking nominate someone.

nominated for being unnecessarily feisty.

 

[UnquietDreams]

nominated for being unnecessarily feisty.

Nominated for not realizing feisty is always necessary.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

nominated for being unnecessarily feisty.

Well dammit. I think it's necessary. Lol

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Nominated for not realizing feisty is always necessary.

I'm nominating you for kudos on this one bud.

 

[SWR101]

I'm nominating you for kudos on this one bud.

Nominated for nominating for a positive cause

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for nominating for a positive cause

Nominated for having that male skirt covering the good stuff

 

[SWR101]

Nominated for having that male skirt covering the good stuff

Nominated for being passive aggressive and not just asking for a peek

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for being passive aggressive and not just asking for a peek

Nominated for confusing passive-aggressive with coy

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for having that male skirt covering the good stuff

You could show him how to uncover the good stuff

Nominated for being a hypocrite

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You could show him how to uncover the good stuff

Nominated for being a hypocrite

Over the last decade I've posted more nudes than 95% of the people on this site. Maybe even 99%, but I was TRYING to be humble

 

[SWR101]

Over the last decade I've posted more nudes than 95% of the people on this site. Maybe even 99%, but I was TRYING to be humble

Nominated for failing at humility

 

[AmberLGreen]

Over the last decade I've posted more nudes than 95% of the people on this site. Maybe even 99%, but I was TRYING to be humble

Nominated for showing the good stuff before I joined

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nominated for failing at humility

Story of my life

Nominated for showing the good stuff before I joined

...wait, what. I've definitely shown my face at least two times since may of '21

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

If I can get away somehow this weekend… maybe I’ll do a video for yall.

I heard the last wanker was able to at least do an audio, and he/she SUCKED. So maybe you can at least live up to that?

 

[StillRain]

Got it, thanks.
I was concerned for a moment that StillRain was judging an actual wanking competition, but I see now it’s wankery not wanking as such.
Leastways, I think …

Nominated for expecting anything I do to make sense. You, of all people, should know better.

 

[StillRain]

OK …. So I guess you’re all waiting to find out who wins WotW of the FINAL week of me being the POJ …
















This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.













It’s almost UNHEARD OF.













It’s downright scandalous.


















But fuck it.





















This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….



















ME BITCHES!!!
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I finally got my certificate.




And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …

“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”

FINALLY you got your certificate.

See @Bry1313 THAT is how you don’t be the world’s worst POJ.

 

[StillRain]

Nominated for being the reason the current PoJ had to award herself just to get a certificate

Babes if you’re looking for a reason to be October’s POJ you just found it.

Oh wait, you weren’t? Oh well.

 

[StillRain]

Ahhh this is the wanker thread not the fucking thread.


NEED I REMIND YOU??!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ahhh this is the wanker thread not the fucking thread.


NEED I REMIND YOU??!!

As you wish.