🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Sexy_Singer]

Helen Keller would have given a better acceptance speech than @Grant55 gave.

Nominated for blatant falsehoods in trying to make a point.

Nominated for thinking he's witty and for putting Helen Keller in such a low state.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for confusing me with the Aussie cunt

Nominated for putting yourself in her category, you’ve been encouraging it too, just at a lesser level. I title you “Amber the lesser”

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for putting yourself in her category, you’ve been encouraging it too, just at a lesser level. I title you “Amber the lesser”

Nominated for thinking he is important enough to bestow titles upon others

 

[Sexy_Singer]

OK …. So I guess you’re all waiting to find out who wins WotW of the FINAL week of me being the POJ …
















This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.













It’s almost UNHEARD OF.













It’s downright scandalous.


















But fuck it.





















This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….



















ME BITCHES!!!
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I finally got my certificate.




And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …

“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”

I fucking love this speech.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for thinking he is important enough to bestow titles upon others

Nominated for not realizing I’ve bestowed titles before and will again. You remained lesser.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for not realizing I’ve bestowed titles before and will again. You remained lesser.

Nominated for still not realising that nobody pays attention when he does things because he is of so little importance

 

[hotoldrguy]

OK …. So I guess you’re all waiting to find out who wins WotW of the FINAL week of me being the POJ …
















This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.













It’s almost UNHEARD OF.













It’s downright scandalous.


















But fuck it.





















This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….



















ME BITCHES!!!
View attachment 2385255
View attachment 2385257

I finally got my certificate.




And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …

“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”

https://www.z31.net/images10/clapping-gif1.gif

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for still not realising that nobody pays attention when he does things because he is of so little importance

Nominated for contradicting herself with this nomination. You are paying attention.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ozIPtpyHgesAAAAC/jack-sparrow-heard-of-me.gif

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for contradicting herself with this nomination. You are paying attention.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ozIPtpyHgesAAAAC/jack-sparrow-heard-of-me.gif

Nominated for assuming my reaction to him is attention when it is actually pity

 

[hotoldrguy]

Nominated for still not realising that nobody pays attention when he does things because he is of so little importance

Nominated for contradicting herself with this nomination. You are paying attention.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ozIPtpyHgesAAAAC/jack-sparrow-heard-of-me.gif

Nominated for using nominations to flirt with each other

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for assuming my reaction to him is attention when it is actually pity

Nominated for she doth protest too much (and using a corollary of I know you are but what am I)

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for she doth protest too much (and using a corollary of I know you are but what am I)

Nominated for giving in so easily

 

[drobert44]

Nominated for giving in so easily

Now Amber, that is such good news!

 

[Wand3rlust]

Fuck me.

 

[lavendersilk]

Fuck me.

If you insist...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you insist...

I'll flip you for it. No, I'll flip you durring it...

 

[Pad_Foot]

To the 100’s of wannabe wankers here who went wankless all week!
Wankers Unite!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

OK …. So I guess you’re all waiting to find out who wins WotW of the FINAL week of me being the POJ …
















This week … as with all weeks, has been an especially hard decision. This week especially the wanking efforts have been so subpar I’ve had to do something especially drastic.













It’s almost UNHEARD OF.













It’s downright scandalous.


















But fuck it.





















This week the winner of the Wanker of the Week is….



















ME BITCHES!!!
View attachment 2385255
View attachment 2385257

I finally got my certificate.




And now .., with the immmortal words of Guillermo Diaz …

“fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool.. fuck you I’m out”

I knew it! LOL I’ve known this was going to happen since… *checks notes* …August 9th!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Fuck me.

Nominated for not saying “please”

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nominated for not saying “please”

Nominated for forgetting what we say!

 

[Apisto42]

Some of these wankers will get right on your tit fucking but they can’t help that. It is just in their nature

I’m interested in getting in on your tit fucking. Please send intake form and I will submit forthwith.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I’m interested in getting in on your tit fucking. Please send intake form and I will submit forthwith.

Please send pictures of your tit fucking tool so that I can send you the correct form

 

[Xerxes82]

Please send pictures of your tit fucking tool so that I can send you the correct form

Nominated for implying there is more than one form just so she can see @Apisto42 's cock.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for implying there is more than one form just so she can see @Apisto42 's cock.

Nominated for dick pic blocking