🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Ass kissing is ass kissing no matter how it is phrased

Nominated for the same continued style of ass kissing/sucking up but having higher expectations of others

#whodoyouthinkyouare?
*breath*
I was complementing on using a different variation of the term.
Not judging.

Nominated for not offering her ass for kissing purposes. :D
 
Whatever you do, do not post a full screen size image of your chocolate starfish. That didn’t bode well for the last guy and @barefootgirl69 hasn’t been right since!

That guy! 🤮 Not only once, but (butt?) twice!!

*grips the back of the chair*

I need to sit down.

Nominating @AmberLGreen for bringing that guy back into conversation!
 
Congratulations for phrasing it differently.
I am proud of you. :)
Nominated for going after low hanging fruit.
Nominated for ongoing ass kissing

Ass kissing is ass kissing no matter how it is phrased

Nominated for the same continued style of ass kissing/sucking up but having higher expectations of others

#whodoyouthinkyouare?
You all make ass kissing sound like a bad thing. I mean, ass kissing leading to ass licking, then ass licking leads to ass fingerings and buttplugs, then maybe some ass spanking and ass fucking. A tail! Have some fucking ass imagination and sense of adventure.

Me? I love a good ass kissing. Step right up (please). Mine is all clean and puckered. I'll skip the tail though.
 
Meh, you can post it on the GB, it's unregulated there. But link it here?

MrT:
*Enabling exhibitionists on Lit for 15 years
Perhaps, but I ain’t going anywhere near them crazy fuckers!
*peers at the postscript*
And is that a little chocolate starfish in front of ‘enabling’? 🤔
 
Welll….

It’s only Tuesday and it’s been a busy nominations week. Mostly because @AmberLGreen and @Bry1313 spent the first day nom-flirting. Everyone on threee…


1… 2… 3….





AAAAAWWWWWW 🫶🏻




The September, Week 1, nominations so far….

@AmberLGreen - falsehoods, hot boy anal delivery let downs, self elevation, lack of wanker knowledge, nomination abuse, forgetfulness, abuse of system for selfless needs, shady hazing rituals, failing to provide alternative entertainment, jealousy, posting without nominating and spelling,
encouraging introspection, choccie starfish guy,

@Bry1313 uselessness, confusing colonial and convict cunts, thinking he’s witty, self importance, something pityable, nomination abuse, being a dirty cunt,

@Wand3rlust bad manners, good manners,

@Xerxes82 dick pic blocking

@Grant55 unnecessarily feisty, positivity

@deefaulttwunnyfor passive aggressive, hypocrisy, failed humility, sharing too much too soon

@SWR101 coy confusion

@37_ttej expectations

@StillRain mummy dynamics, being a very clean dirty cunt,

@azuldragon not recognising mothers worldwide, useless words, sucking up, not recognising perfection, arse kissing, nausea inducing activities, name calling, ICK,

@Kitty_so_frisky pendant,

@crazychemgirl attempted trophy theft

@Tom_Brown mansplaining

@drrobert44 bragging( twice)

@UnquietDreams for making us all unigbore


I have taken the liberty of BOLDING the particularly wanky actions in the POJs eyes. So you may understand the levels you need to reach in your wanking this week.

Go get nasty.

Winner will be announced whenever the winner will be announced!
 
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