🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

Ponder that babes.

I hope that is a pre-wank showing. Not sure my innocence can deal with anything else

 

[StillRain]

I hope that is a pre-wank showing. Not sure my innocence can deal with anything else

I don’t get that giddy glow pre wank.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I don’t get that giddy glow pre wank.

The face or the finger?

 

[StillRain]

The face or the finger?

Yes.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yes.

Just realised I have been posting without nominating. That will never do. So…

Nominated for being a dirty cunt (in more ways than one)

 

[StillRain]

Just realised I have been posting without nominating. That will never do. So…

Nominated for being a dirty cunt (in more ways than one)

Nominated for inferring a certified germaphobe has a dirty cunt.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Just realised I have been posting without nominating. That will never do. So…

Nominated for being a dirty cunt (in more ways than one)

Nominated for posting without nominating and for misspelling.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominated for posting without nominating and for misspelling.

Nominated for not knowing how to spell and for questioning my perfection

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not knowing how to spell and for questioning my perfection

Never questioned your perfection.
Nominated for assuming I did.

 

[Bry1313]

Never questioned your perfection.
Nominated for assuming I did.

Nominated for kissing ass

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wanker of the Week Anals
‘There ain’t nowhere to go butt up.’

The recipients (so far) of this prestigious non-popularity, popularity prize as nominated by peers and voted on by a completely partial, non-biased but probably totally biased, randomly changing, always extraordinary and exquisitely discerning, hugely overworked panel of judge.


@Apisto42
@EvilJasmine
@Bry1313
@StillRain

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@Lmizzler
@crazychemgirl
@OrdinaryPerson
@Wand3rlust
@AWonkyDonkey
@SalaciousMonkey22

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@InThe312
@Wriggle
@Amanda330
@Taegul
@Mrtenant

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@UnquietDreams
(Special Edition Darth Dick)
@AmberLGreen
@Tigobitties98
@ToPleaseHim
(Special Edition Glow Dick)

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@Bry1313 @SalaciousMonkey22 & @Amanda330
(Special Edition Tri Dick Trophy)
@SirConradPeckereye

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@aussiegeekygal
(Special Edition 4th July Dick Trophy)
@loveablebaby
@Bry1313
(special Edition Limp Dick Trophy)
@Grant55
(Special Edition Olympic Rings Pierced Dick Trophy)

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@Indiegirl37
@lavendersilk
(Olympics Edition - Gold Trophy)
@morelikeasong
(Olympics Edition - Silver Trophy)
@Mr_bogey
(Olympics Edition - Bronze Trophy)
@deefalttwunnyfor
@Kitty_so_frisky
(Special Edition Birthday Wank Trophy)
@crazychemgirl



Esteemed Panel of Judge so far:

@StillRain
@Bry1313
@Wand3rlust
@InThe312
@StillRain
@AlottaFacina
@crazychemgirl
@StillRain​

Whoever gave @Bry1313 his 2 1/3 wins needs to stop. His head is too big.

 

[Bry1313]

Whoever gave @Bry1313 his 2 1/3 wins needs to stop. His head is too big.

That’s “only three time winner” to you.

Nominated for trying to get your hands on 2/3 of one of my trophies.

 

[Mrtenant]

How dare you! I was most definitely not trying to get you to post pics of hot boy anal. Videos on the other hand…

New guys normally provide some sort of entertainment. Dick pics, helicockters, etc. Whatever you do, do not post a full screen size image of your chocolate starfish. That didn’t bode well for the last guy and @barefootgirl69 hasn’t been right since!

And don’t worry about Laurel. It is @ToPleaseHim and her ban hammer that puts the fear of God into the dysfunctional deviants here.

Fortunately for you, I am filled with kindness to my inner core and am therefore giving you another nomination.

Nominated for not providing alternative entertainment

Meh, you can post it on the GB, it's unregulated there. But link it here?

MrT:
*Enabling exhibitionists on Lit for 15 years

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never questioned your perfection.
Nominated for assuming I did.

Nominated for making me want to vomit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for kissing ass

Congratulations for phrasing it differently.
I am proud of you.
Nominated for going after low hanging fruit.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for making me want to vomit.

Nominated for grossing me out with that thought.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

@Tom_Brown for mansplaining why men should post in threads titled “For Ladies and Lesbians” and also for explicitly stating he was posting images of his wife without her permission.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Whoever gave @Bry1313 his 2 1/3 wins needs to stop. His head is too big.

that's what she said

 

[AmberLGreen]

@Tom_Brown for mansplaining why men should post in threads titled “For Ladies and Lesbians” and also for explicitly stating he was posting images of his wife without her permission.

What a fucking wanker! I think the ban hammer should be smashed hard on this one

 

[Bry1313]

Congratulations for phrasing it differently.
I am proud of you.
Nominated for going after low hanging fruit.

Nominated for ongoing ass kissing

 

[ydahecnot]

@Tom_Brown for mansplaining why men should post in threads titled “For Ladies and Lesbians” and also for explicitly stating he was posting images of his wife without her permission.

Would he be the first winner to never have posted in this thread?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Meh, you can post it on the GB, it's unregulated there. But link it here?

MrT:
*Enabling exhibitionists on Lit for 15 years

*Goes rushing off to the GB to find Mr T’s starfish*

 

[Bry1313]

Would he be the first winner to never have posted in this thread?

Oh he’s not winning

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Would he be the first winner to never have posted in this thread?

I’ve posted others in here that hadn’t posted in this thread. Don’t think any have won, though.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Congratulations for phrasing it differently.
I am proud of you.
Nominated for going after low hanging fruit.

Ass kissing is ass kissing no matter how it is phrased

Nominated for the same continued style of ass kissing/sucking up but having higher expectations of others

#whodoyouthinkyouare?