Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just guessing here… but I’ll bet she is too.

Awwwww her brothers not so bad, but yeah if the order had been reversed, who knows

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m giving up popcorn. And haven’t decided on its replacement. But it’s hot and buttery in my head right now.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/eQYmGu35fEwAAAAC/movie-watching-movies.gif

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I got this for you

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ay mami! Si quieres…

here's your first lesson in "culo": El culo de Tig es bonito y firme.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

here's your first lesson in "culo": El culo de Tig es bonito y firme.

Y sabroso?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Y sabroso?

¡Si, y muy rica tambien!

 

[MissLabelled]

here's your first lesson in "culo": El culo de Tig es bonito y firme.

You see, because I entiende un poco, I agree with this statement.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fun fact!
The y in ye was never pronounced as a soft Y. It was always a TH.

It's a long story, but to make it a bit short; when the printing press made its debut, some old letters fell out of use from the english language as the presses were imported from mainland europe, where the letter þ wasn't used. þ is pronounced TH and looked similar to y with common handwriting, so it was substituted.

It's 2AM but I hope that was coherent enough to make sense.

Okay, the terrifying, truly terrifying thing is, I was catching up and about to make this same point. It was all a 19th century way for British merchants to look like they were more established than they were.

But the fact I was getting ready to type this same thing scares me...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Umm... so like... where?

Thank you for asking the important questions!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

¡Si, y muy rica tambien!

¿Y puedo rebotar una moneda de veinticinco centavos?

 

[MissLabelled]

So I just took an edible that is supposed to help me go to sleep. Because I sleep poorly. The edible was made by a sort of law enforcement type person.

So, if I start acting weird, he lied to me.
If I fall asleep mid sentence, it worked.

Only time will tell.

 

[BrendaBear]

So I just took an edible that is supposed to help me go to sleep. Because I sleep poorly. The edible was made by a sort of law enforcement type person.

So, if I start acting weird, he lied to me.
If I fall asleep mid sentence, it worked.

Only time will tell.

Good luck!

 

[MissLabelled]

Good luck!

Thanks Brenda, I might need it! lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I got this for you

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNWJubThta3dkaGJjcmdkaHN1MDZtM2drMWQwMHZlejVndmRsN3RteSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/cXCVTR1wUn1a8/giphy.gif

 

[Lord Pmann]

I didn’t need to know. But I really, really, really, really, really, really wanted to

You don’t need to understand. Write your own story with it. Sometimes I go into the French sub forum and it’s basically like the ladies in there are fighting over my penis, according to me.

 

[MindYaBitness]

You see, because I entiende un poco, I agree with this statement.

I fucking love Spanglish! It was one of my favorite things to hear when my kids were little. Sentences muddled between languages, or english words with Spanish pronunciations, "mamá, can we go to Taco Bell for dinner?"
https://voca.ro/1hGxlMVsZBUe

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I just took an edible that is supposed to help me go to sleep. Because I sleep poorly. The edible was made by a sort of law enforcement type person.

So, if I start acting weird, he lied to me.
If I fall asleep mid sentence, it worked.

Only time will tell.

https://media3.giphy.com/media/WFNEL0aIwDjdsS3Aka/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7ftjgvq42mx4vkapjvrxgx908fp88phi413e18brs&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I just took an edible that is supposed to help me go to sleep. Because I sleep poorly. The edible was made by a sort of law enforcement type person.

So, if I start acting weird, he lied to me.
If I fall asleep mid sentence, it worked.

Only time will tell.

Also there’s a WHOLE fucking lot going on in this post.

 

[MissLabelled]

You don’t need to understand. Write your own story with it. Sometimes I go into the French sub forum and it’s basically like the ladies in there are fighting over my penis, according to me.

Probably they haven’t heard the rumours due to the language barrier.

 

[BrendaBear]

I fucking love Spanglish! It was one of my favorite things to hear when my kids were little. Sentences muddled between languages, or english words with Spanish pronunciations, "mamá, can we go to Taco Bell for dinner?"
https://voca.ro/1hGxlMVsZBUe

You laugh is delightful!

 

[MindYaBitness]

¿Y puedo rebotar una moneda de veinticinco centavos?

Tristemente no. Pero, hace un lindo sonido cuando lo azotas️

 

[MissLabelled]

I fucking love Spanglish! It was one of my favorite things to hear when my kids were little. Sentences muddled between languages, or english words with Spanish pronunciations, "mamá, can we go to Taco Bell for dinner?"
https://voca.ro/1hGxlMVsZBUe

OMG that little giggle at the end!! *swoon*

 

[BrendaBear]

Also I want a WHOLE lot of fucking going on using my “post”

Translated it for you.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Probably they haven’t the rumours due to the language barrier.

They keep saying “la petite” something. Which, if 9th grade French taught me anything, they’re basically drooling over my impressive manhood.

 

[MissLabelled]

Also there’s a WHOLE fucking lot going on in this post.

There really is, lol. However, I think they are working as intended. I am feeling the heaviness of sleep coming on.