Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Lurkers in this thread are really getting a workout on google translate

I’m not much of a lurker, but yeah, I don’t need to know. Time to bail.

 

[Lord Pmann]

CougarForHire: 49/f/your bedroom

For hire??? I was about to redirect you to my only fans page.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

chinga tu madre is the only thing i remembered after 3 years of high school Spanish

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

you don't need google translate. I speak sign language as well:
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yes, I used that meme yesterday, and no, I dont care!

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m not much of a lurker, but yeah, I don’t need to know. Time to bail.

I didn’t need to know. But I really, really, really, really, really, really wanted to

 

[MissLabelled]

Aaaand you lost me. Hablo un poquito, pero, muy mal.

And with that, I'm going to catch some ZZZ's.

Good night everyone!

Good night beautiful!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

CougarForHire: 49/f/your bedroom

YoU gUYz MuSt HaVe an older version of AOL (that was too much work for me)

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I didn’t need to know. But I really, really, really, really, really, really wanted to

@Lmizzler knows more Spanish than I do, but I think they are saying show us your butthole

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

CougarForHire: 49/f/your bedroom

Well I don’t know about anyone else but I got an anticerection.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Yeah. Bogey is a good sport.

Despite what my kid says, picking your nose has never been a sport

 

[MissLabelled]

Está bien. Practicaremos juntos. Repite conmigo: me gusta el rancho en mi bolsillo de carne.

All I know is: No hablo español pero lo entiendo un poco

 

[MindYaBitness]

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[BrendaBear]

All I know is: No hablo español pero lo entiendo un poco

I recognize that a bit.. but I thought it was pronounced “No habla, bitch.”

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

chinga tu madre is the only thing i remembered after 3 years of high school Spanish

Mon crayon eat grande est jeune after 4 years of HS French and that’s from a movie.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I almost had "relations" with a 19yo when I was 37. I couldn't go through with it.

Last year the youngest was 25. Not the same guy FYI.

It can get... weird.

The oldest I've "physically" been with was ten years older than me. No problems with that.

I had "relations" as you so delicately put it, with a 38 year old woman when I was 18. She was utterly phenomenal. Learned a lot about women as opposed to girls.

Married at 27, stayed within that relationship without going outside of it for 29 years, and haven't been with a woman since the divorce, so I have no physical experience on this side with either younger or older women.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Despite what my kid says, picking your nose has never been a sport

I’m so glad my oldest is a girl. Every damn day.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Lmizzler knows more Spanish than I do, but I think they are saying show us your butthole

I didn’t see anything about the culo

 

[MissLabelled]

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I don't care what language you put here, I'm accepting the invitation.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Nothing dries up my pussy faster than finding out a guy is even a day younger than me.

I'm 56. How you doing?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm trying to be a little more eloquent... I'm tired of saying fuck.

You sound fucking eloquent as hell, Purple.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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Ay mami! Si quieres…

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm 56. How you doing?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't care what language you put here, I'm accepting the invitation.

I’m giving up popcorn. And haven’t decided on its replacement. But it’s hot and buttery in my head right now.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m so glad my oldest is a girl. Every damn day.

Just guessing here… but I’ll bet she is too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

And so versatile

I remember working on a guy's computer. I told him "this fucking fucker is fucking fucked "