Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Nothing dries up my pussy faster than finding out a guy is even a day younger than me.

I can relate to this.... And factually it's only been recently that I've "chatted" with a man younger than me

 

[dawn_of_night]

I'm trying to be a little more eloquent... I'm tired of saying fuck.

But it's such a well rounded four letter word....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm trying to be a little more eloquent... I'm tired of saying fuck.

I appreciate some helping me class this place up,

 

[Amanda330]

I appreciate some helping me class this place up,

I fucking love the word fuck... Fuck. It's so fucking good.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is very interesting. Why is this such an issue?

I don't know. Why do the things that turn us on turn us on?

Maybe I don't want to be the older woman. Societal messaging about women's youth and worth? Maybe there's something more attractive about the maturity of older men. Maybe my sexual organs cannot comprehend that younger men could have anything worthwhile to say after the sex?

 

[Amanda330]

Nothing dries up my pussy faster than finding out a guy is even a day younger than me.

Saaaame. I cannot babysit.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I fucking love the word fuck... Fuck. It's so fucking good.

And so versatile

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I didist know him, though he was of an age where his balls had only decendeth some 120 moons ago.

can you speak 2024? only @Mr_bogey can understand this ancient tongue

 

[Amanda330]

I don't know. Why do the things that turn us on turn us on?

Maybe I don't want to be the older woman. Societal messaging about women's youth and worth? Maybe there's something more attractive about the maturity of older men. Maybe my sexual organs cannot comprehend that younger men could have anything worthwhile to say after the sex?

I think a man who has his life in order and knows what he's doing in bed is soooo sexy.

I don't want to teach anyone anything. And I have zero desire to listen to anything someone younger than me has to say.

 

[Dubinsky]

And so fucking versatile

FIFY

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't know. Why do the things that turn us on turn us on?

Maybe I don't want to be the older woman. Societal messaging about women's youth and worth? Maybe there's something more attractive about the maturity of older men. Maybe my sexual organs cannot comprehend that younger men could have anything worthwhile to say after the sex?

You must fuckin’ love bogey!

No judgment at all. We like what we like. Hell, when I was younger, I was always attracted to women older than me.

 

[Amanda330]

I almost had "relations" with a 19yo when I was 37. I couldn't go through with it.

Last year the youngest was 25. Not the same guy FYI.

It can get... weird.

The oldest I've "physically" been with was ten years older than me. No problems with that.

The oldest I've been with was 10 yrs older than me. Youngest was 5 years older than me. Lol

 

[Lord Pmann]

can you speak 2024? only @Mr_bogey can understand this ancient tongue

Hahaha. That’s two bogey age jokes right in a row. Poor bogey.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You must fuckin’ love bogey!

Even I have my upper end age limits... I'm not sure I can go for anyone older than @hotoldrguy

No judgment at all. We like what we like. Hell, when I was younger, I was always attracted to women older than me.

Im afraid to ask how much younger...

 

[Amanda330]

Hahaha. That’s two bogey age jokes right in a row. Poor bogey.

He can take it. He knows we do it out of love...

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hahaha. That’s two bogey age jokes right in a row. Poor bogey.

make it three
Maybe @Lmizzler will come avenge him

 

[dawn_of_night]

I fucking love the word fuck... Fuck. It's so fucking good.

I fucking favor this fucking use of fuck.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Even I have my upper end age limits... I'm not sure I can go for anyone older than @hotoldrguy

Im afraid to ask how much younger...

Yeah. Bogey is a good sport.

Not creepily young.

Although, when I first got AIM chat I was all up in the 35-45 year old chat rooms. The only person who ever called me out on it was someone who was like 25. I was so annoyed.

He can take it. He knows we do it out of love...

Everybody loves dinosaurs.

 

[vagrantx]

I'm trying to be a little more eloquent... I'm tired of saying fuck.

Feel free to use one of these!

Knulla / to fuck
Ligga med / to lay with (but raunchier)

 

[Amanda330]

Everybody loves dinosaurs.

Mhmm. They do.

Isn't there a vacuum somewhere you need to fuck?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Feel free to use one of these!

Knulla / to fuck
Ligga med / to lay with (but raunchier)

She didist knulla him.

It rolls off the tongue.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Mhmm. They do.

Isn't there a vacuum somewhere you need to fuck?

Did you mean…

Isn’t there a vacuum somewhere I need to knulla?

 

[Amanda330]

Did you mean…

Isn’t there a vacuum somewhere I need to knulla?

Yes, I apologize. Lav wants to class the place up so I shouldn't say fuck. But it's too fucking fun.

 

[BrendaBear]

make it three
Maybe @Lmizzler will come avenge him

Oh! Does @Lmizzler do that kind of thing? I didn’t realize that! How kind of @Lmizzler !

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yes, I apologize. Lav wants to class the place up so I shouldn't say fuck. But it's too fucking fun.

This place does need to be classed up a bit, for sure. It’s like a bunch of feral cats in here. You ladies are vile.