Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You posted the gif, not me.

Sad longing is not creepy. By default anyway.

 

[Tigobitties98]

Somehow I knew this would be the first post of mine @Tigobitties98 responded to. She provided guidance on the sealing process last night, didn’t she?

I use a pressure canner, the blood would congeal, you cretin!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Do you want to come over for a shower later?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I use a pressure canner, the blood would congeal, you cretin!

As if one person here doesn’t think you have an alternate solution for just such a situation.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Yeah. Not sure how - but don't you think it just brings a different image to mind?

Maybe yeah. Whores probably make more money, I'm guessing.

 

[Tigobitties98]

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As if one person here doesn’t think you have an alternate solution for just such a situation.

honey, if you only knew, you'd be equally fascinated & horrified

 

[Amanda330]

Maybe yeah. Whores probably make more money, I'm guessing.

I feel like hoes give it away for free... Whores are more business minded.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

A slightly icy diet coke from my garage fridge. They're fucking perfect! For the other thirst, I'll be reviewing some pics sent my way, for science

I'll send you more. I'm having a nice dick day.

 

[BrendaD]

Don’t even have to click anymore.

You don't have to dick anymore???

Oh... my bad. Sorry.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

honey, if you only knew, you'd be equally fascinated & horrified

My point exactly! Except the fascinated part.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

I feel like hoes give it away for free... Whores are more business minded.

I mean you hook them with freebies then charge them when they come back. I just usually forget the second part.

 

[__Nathan1968]

What about whores? They deserve recognition.

I'm fabulous.

 

[Amanda330]

I'll send you more. I'm having a nice dick day.

Umm... I feel like I also have some thirst that needs quenching.

For scientific purposes your dick may help.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[MissLabelled]

honey, if you only knew, you'd be equally fascinated & horrified

Please, go on. I'm talking notes over here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Umm... I feel like I also have some thirst that needs quenching.

For scientific purposes your dick may help.

I may need to figure out tenor soon. Quality GIPHY ones are getting scared. Hey @OrdinaryPerson, got any tips?

 

[Amanda330]

I may need to figure out tenor soon. Quality GIPHY ones are getting scared. Hey @OrdinaryPerson, got any tips?

If you learn, teach me too, ok?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If you learn, teach me too, ok?

Of course!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Umm... I feel like I also have some thirst that needs quenching.

For scientific purposes your dick may help.

If that doesn't work maybe a "dickinasock" might work...

 

[MissLabelled]

If you learn, teach me too, ok?

Same, doesn't work for me.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s thirsty Thursday… what is your drink of choice today?

Or how are you going satiate your thirst today?

Reading hot @Lmizzler stories

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Same, doesn't work for me.

For you, I’ll even go back and read the boring parts of this thread

 

[crazychemgirl]

Reading hot @Lmizzler stories

Samesies!

 

[curious_me]

Is whores different from hoes?

Either way, you are indeed fabulous, dahling.

Isn't a hoe a gardening tool?