Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My AV is my cleavage, my name is provocative and I post pics when Salty's got a good theme or my friends are posting in Chaos. I expect a certain amount of DMs, and truth be told I find no end of amusement in my inbox. That being said, it's sad to know that like or complimenting a guy will lead to an almost immediate, odd, at times desperate, at other times graphic, message. Reactions≠Wanting sex

I’m at peace with being merely odd.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That's so cute!! What's it releasing - birds? Butterflies? Focus is making it hard to see

I couldn’t tell either, TBH

Wait.... So are singular boobs not acceptable???

#AllBoobsMatter

@crazychemgirl can we make a "thirstiest" award for UD? I don't know anyone on lit who's gone this far for a boob

The 2000 pages edition of S&S awards had a Thirstiest category. @Mr_bogey won
Edit: correction: @OrdinaryPerson won!

Well, my next tat was gonna be a kitty and paw prints but now I want a raven.

Mrow?

35 pages since I last posted yesterday.

Isn't there suppose to be a tl;dr post like every 5 pages or something?

Kitty is working on recaps as we type...

I woke up 21 pages behind. 8ish hours later, I’m still 11 pages behind. Ppl here need to calm the fuck down

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think E gives flashbacks?

Does it?

Depends. Did I try to give you an uncomfortably over-familiar back rub, or run and hide under a table and use the chairs to make a fort? Because if it was the latter, it was Trig...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I woke up 21 pages behind. 8ish hours later, I’m still 11 pages behind. Ppl here need to calm the fuck down

IKR!!?!? I’m on vacation and @crazychemgirlis all up in her obsolescing my award as fast as possible.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I couldn’t tell either, TBH


#AllBoobsMatter


The 2000 pages edition of S&S awards had a Thirstiest category. @Mr_bogey won

I believe that's inaccurate. I won the inaugural due to Russian hackers but thankfully not the 2000 (or did those damn hackers get me again?) I am pretty sure @OrdinaryPerson won in a runaway. If not, he should have.

Mrow?




I woke up 21 pages behind. 8ish hours later, I’m still 11 pages behind. Ppl here need to calm the fuck down

My fomo used to get me. This new surge has finally cured me.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m at peace with being merely odd.

 

[UnquietDreams]

About your coffee preferences, definitely

Yes, that too. But my username is a literary reference. How much more pretentious can you get?

Okay, cool, but you’re eating more than just those 4, right?

Nope, just those four. Considering I think they are adorable bushes for a Barbie house, that was a lot. I think by the bet, I only had to eat more than one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, that too. But my username is a literary reference. How much more pretentious can you get?

Mine is too and in a Foreign language, not that it’s a competition or nothing

But I suspect there’s a reason we vibe.

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Directors at Daimler Benz and Chrysler have announced an agreement to adopt English as the preferred language for communications, rather than German, which was another possibility.

As part of the negotiations, directors at Chrysler conceded that English spelling has some room for improvement and have accepted a five-year phase-in plan. In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft"c". Also, the hard "c" will be replased with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but komputers have one less letter.

There will be growing kompany enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased by "f". This will make words like"fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, Daimler Khrysler akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.

Daimler Khrysler will enkourage the removal of double letters, whish have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horiblemes of silent "e"'s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps sush as replasing "th"with "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining"o", and similar shanges vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be nomor trubls or difikultis, and employes vil find it ezi to kommunikat vizeash ozer.

Ov kors al supliers vil be expekted to us zis for all busines komunikation via Daimler Khrysler.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

Jeremy Clarkson used to write an excellent column…

 

[Taegul]

I woke up 21 pages behind. 8ish hours later, I’m still 11 pages behind. Ppl here need to calm the fuck down

Maybe this is the true calling for AI. Instead of, you know, turning machines against humankind and having an army of Arnold Schwarzenegger cyborgs wiping out humanity.

Dear AI, please don't kill us all. Just help us with our porn tasks so we can be more porn efficient. Thank you.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Favorite ice cream flavor and go

Cookies n cream. But I wouldn’t turn down Dryer’s Dreamery Fortunate Vanilla, strawberry shortcake bars, Magnum ruby cacao bars, mint chocolate with the thin chocolate shavings (not chips), Coldstone’s cake batter flavor, pecan praline, strawberry cheesecake, a good cappuccino gelato, berry sorbet or um…most other flavors except the chalky chocolate types, TBH

Cookie Dough. Just a question if it's worth tomorrow's regret.

Amazing Taegul fact: I've never even tried anything Ben & Jerry's. How wild is that?

Ben & Jerry’s ice cream is overly sweet because 1 of the founders as anosmia, meaning no sense of smell, which negatively impacts his sense of taste. He taste tests them blindfolded, and they only pass the test if he can identify the flavors blind

In flavours?

Or favourite flavours?

Favorite flavors to savor?

Why are you like this?

Informative, entertaining and awesome?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Pervy Disney (where this is allowed) should totally be a thing...

OMFG the costumed characters and parades would be a sight to behold!

*feels decidedly unwelcome, just cos of a 'u' - leaves*

Don’t go! We can savour our favourite flavours without the “U”s, but not without YOU!

HAH as much as I appreciate the shocking nickname, you can just call me V

Made me think of this:

 

[LupineOne]

Favorite ice cream flavor and go

Chocolate chip cookie dough, chocolate (the darker the better), strawberry, butter pecan

 

[Strixaluco]

Hmm. My favourite ice cream flavour and favourite ice cream serving are two totally different things. For ice cream alone it would probably be citron gelato, though chocolate comes rather high on the list.

But for a serving, quality vanilla ice cream with fresh, pureed strawberries is la creme de la creme.

 

[deft]

I'm soooo far behind.

I'm accepting it.

Chaos abides

 

[Strixaluco]

I'm soooo far behind.

I'm accepting it.

Chaos abides

That's the way.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

wanna hear a pet peeve of mine?


PEOPLE WHO DON’T REPLY TO A PM THREAD!!!

It’s me. I do this. But look, I’m busy. I got post whoring to do. So I’m casual about responding. I’ll get around to it!

I mean, yeah… I totally do it too.


But … if you’re in the MIDDLE of a conversation,… and posting in the threads instead of answering the little red light thingy on the mailbox thingy on the top of your screen …


I might get a little ragey

I will only see the little red dot when I get to the top of a new page…meaning I could be in the middle of reading a page and/or replying to multiple pages worth of quotes. Those who know me should know this by now

You don’t need to get me drunk to get the truth outta me. I think you’re a lovely and witty person who drives good energy at this site and seems to have pretty good taste in friends. And is only slightly likely to bury my body in a shallow grave.

Please…did you forget who you’re talking to? Your body is much more likely to be dissolved in a barrel of chemicals

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She’s to smart for a shallow grave she’d bury the body and put a tree over it

Sameeee
But also people should feel free to remind me with a second message because I have probably responded in my mind and already cleared it from my to-do web

Haha I totally do this too

Order 66 executed...


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All the hatred of Canada is stored in these foul fowl.

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Geese are assholes. That is all!

 

[LupineOne]

Icy? Snowy? STILL??

And it’s still snowing this morning. Plow just came through. Hopefully this is the last one!

 

[Strixaluco]

And it’s still snowing this morning. Plow just came through. Hopefully this is the last one!

My sister reported fresh snow this morning. Actually our whole south coast seems to be complaining about the snow today, they were fooled into thinking it's spring already. But it almost always snows still in April.

 

[vagrantx]

My AV is my cleavage, my name is provocative and I post pics when Salty's got a good theme or my friends are posting in Chaos. I expect a certain amount of DMs, and truth be told I find no end of amusement in my inbox. That being said, it's sad to know that like or complimenting a guy will lead to an almost immediate, odd, at times desperate, at other times graphic, message. Reactions≠Wanting sex

I don't post a lot of explicit photos, I've done it... twice? So I'm not really getting the same type of unwanted attention, thankfully. But the other day I did received my first "so I see you're gay.. have you ever been with a man?" on Lit

On the other hand I gave some fashion tips and some fashion approval in another thread to a guy, and that led to a bit of a pleasant conversation! It's all a bit like playing russian roulette, ain't it, when you don't know the person already.

 

[LupineOne]

My sister reported fresh snow this morning. Actually our whole south coast seems to be complaining about the snow today, they were fooled into thinking it's spring already. But it almost always snows still in April.

Yup. There’s always one or two more storms that bury us before spring actually gets here in a few weeks

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I did too!

Multiply those emojis by 5 and you’ll know how I felt clicking your emojis the first week! After that, no mas!

Yep. 2020 especially was a royal bitch. I was dreading going into work most days.

Right???

*Huggles*

Doing my best job of mimicking a certain someone who catches up way late, but jumping in 5 hours after you post this.

Actual sexiness has so little to do with physical appearance. It is 90% who you are. Are you smart, are you interesting, can you make someone feel good just by paying attention to them, are you funny, are you one of any of a dozen traits that draw people to you.

Long before I’ve seen pics of almost anyone here, I’ve decided if i find them sexy or not. Seeing each other’s physical appearances just gives you a visual to ponder while thinking about someone’s appeal.

Don’t worry about your physical form relating to your appeal. You’ve got loads of people interested in what you have to say, and are excited to learn from that great big brain of yours that has diverse interests and enjoys sharing tjem.

I’ve now written a post that’s about as long as your typical music post, so I’ll stop prattling on, just listen to these voices telling you good things, and remember, that inner voice is an asshole that you don’t have to agree with. Keep being sexy.

Dammit, stop making me agree with you! You’re not always the worst.

Did not. Your school did. And trig rules. Oh man, laws sines and cosines?

Is this the part where you sing San Dimas High School Football Rules?

I believe that's inaccurate. I won the inaugural due to Russian hackers but thankfully not the 2000 (or did those damn hackers get me again?) I am pretty sure @OrdinaryPerson won in a runaway. If not, he should have.

My fomo used to get me. This new surge has finally cured me.

Had to be 2000, I wasn’t here for 1000. I agree that you shouldn’t have been the winner though, I voted for Bry
Edit: I stand corrected! It was @OrdinaryPerson

 

[LupineOne]

Multiply those emojis by 5 and you’ll know how I felt clicking your emojis the first week! After that, no mas!

*Huggles*

Thankfully, it didn’t get me till this year.
And I do love huggles

 

[Strixaluco]

Yup. There’s always one or two more storms that bury us before spring actually gets here in a few weeks

We have a saying "March shows the ground, stucks the alleys, fills the wells". But it's not quite done by the beginning of April. Especially if it doesn't snow in March, it will now.