Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Damn. I’m glad I stayed on the road on the way home. Got a little hairy there in a few spots.

Icy? Snowy? STILL??

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/i-want-to-play-a-game-jigsaw-saw-movie-remake-posters.jpg

More than one sprout, and I would apprecaite a pair of boobs. Matched pair, please.

 

[crazychemgirl]

More than one sprout, and I would apprecaite a pair of boobs. Matched pair, please.

Like not one boob from one poster and one boob from another to create a frankenboob photo?

 

[vagrantx]

More than one sprout, and I would apprecaite a pair of boobs. Matched pair, please.

I don't negotiate with smartypants!
A meal with an appropriate amount of brussels, for one boob.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I think sometimes it’s hard to accept a compliment. Like, I don’t know what to do with it. It’s something I strive to improve on.

And dude, you are hot. I am 100% straight (well, 96.7%, because college, and E is a hell of a drug) but you are hot.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

Room in the corner for me? I’ll give you a big boob squish hug and then contemplate with you because, same.

It's more like 10 minutes for me but otherwise that's a pretty spot on description of my mornings

Yup…did this regularly in 2020-2021. The trying not to cry part didn’t always work, and there were frequent hyperventilating and panic attacks. Having to work in a public-facing job with no immune system during a deadly global pandemic was a special kind of dystopian nightmare, especially before the vaccines were available.
*Extra big boob-squishing hugs*

No, that was a scientific experiment we definitely scienced up in a science lab to test the efficacy and efficiency of the Lovense toys & app. Just ask Dr. @morelikeasong who was the head of the study. The results will be published later this month in the journal Literific American.

And I wasn’t invited to help science it?!

Whenever I see your name I think of ravioli. Just thought I'd share.

I think we all do

 

[lavendersilk]

Did you just change your Lit title to masturbatory or did I just not notice it before with your *ahem*??

It is my usual title. I changed it back last night.

 

[vagrantx]

It is my usual title. I changed it back last night.

Welp. I need to stop staring at your avatar then.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'll be back. Going to the produce stand.

 

[lavendersilk]

And dude, you are hot. I am 100% straight (well, 96.7%, because college, and E is a hell of a drug) but you are hot.

I really want to hear more about your college life. For science...

 

[vagrantx]

I'll be back. Going to the produce stand.

HAHA I thought he'd have some amount of self control, but, I guess that just proves the power of boobs. Can change a grown mans taste in food.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hate when a dick just appears in the donut hole. So hard to eat around that - Like wtf, Dunkin?

Yeah, you do you, but that just isn't what I am looking for in my donut today.

Some people would probably pay extra for that!

That was good... But I was hoping for some cream filling...

Voodoo donuts, in Portland. The Cock N' Balls. Bavarian cream filled.

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They used to be next to one of the city's best punk clubs, and were pretty subversive. Their hangover donut was made with Peptolbismo and covered in Tums.

Now like the rest of us, they got old and sort of boring and turned into a tourist destination . I like some of their donuts still, but I get tired of waiting for some lady from Kansas City to take her selfie with a "naughty donut."

I hope they call this the BBD…D being doughnut, of course!

https://i.ibb.co/W68RnvJ/ezgif-2-ed89fda478.gif

Oh my fucking Jod. Has be never seen a banana before in his entire life?!

 

[crazychemgirl]

This fits this thread so good right now.


And if this fails to put you in a good mood… then I don’t know what to say.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't negotiate with smartypants!
A meal with an appropriate amount of brussels, for one boob.

I will point out the original post said "boobies" plural, but I trust you to follow your conscience...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Is there a better term for men than sexy… should it be .., desired? .., wanted? Needed? … appreciated? … attractive?

Those are all great words but not synonyms of sexy... Imo.

 

[BrendaBear]

Is there a better term for men than sexy… should it be .., desired? .., wanted? Needed? … appreciated? … attractive?

So… you aren’t looking for fuckable then?

 

[vagrantx]

I will point out the original post said "boobies" plural, but I trust you to follow your conscience...

The original post was a joke, the agreement was singular!
This isn't court; I'm the judge, jury and executioner here, and the more you argue the more I'm starting to waver here

 

[RaineDrops]

I don't negotiate with smartypants!
A meal with an appropriate amount of brussels, for one boob.

I sautéed some brussel sprouts today. They were delicious.

 

[Photog1rl]

Damn. I’m glad I stayed on the road on the way home. Got a little hairy there in a few spots.

So glad you made it home safely. It sounded scary.

 

[BrendaBear]

Damn. I’m glad I stayed on the road on the way home. Got a little hairy there in a few spots.

So… you turned into a werewolf while driving? Cool!!!

Did you happen to get any selfies too?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also I don’t care if this means I have terrible taste in music … this song is a fucking BANGER!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

HAHA I thought he'd have some amount of self control, but, I guess that just proves the power of boobs. Can change a grown mans taste in food.

All hail the power of boobs

 

[crazychemgirl]

I really want to hear more about your college life. For science...

For SCIENCE!

 

[vagrantx]

All hail the power of boobs

Hear hear!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Welp. I need to stop staring at your avatar then.

I mean,.. I routinely zoom in on it and admire. Is that wrong?