Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Pet bunnies are the worst idea … we have a bunny problem in a few of our cities from people buying bunnies and then letting them go into the wild.

Adding to that...I like rabbit. Hasenpfeffer is delicious. Rabbit stew is delicious. It is like the best chicken in the world, with more depth.

I feel bad about that at times, especially when I have friends who have them as pets...and I'm not looking at them and thinking "damn, that looks good." But I look into their eyes and...they know. They know.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Soooo I was thinking…if I make a list of 5 people, how do I know they aren’t just alts of each other? Or alts of #6?

Ah fuck it. I don’t care.

And if they were all alts for you, it would just be narcissistic masturbating.

 

[morelikeasong]

The results will be published later this month in the journal Literific American.

Given how behind I am on the toy reviews… better give me until the end of the year

 

[UnquietDreams]

I've a well trained tongue

A cunning linguist?

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Whenever I see your name I think of ravioli. Just thought I'd share.

You're not alone in that

 

[Mav Unlimited]

And if they were all alts for you, it would just be narcissistic masturbating.

True. But I’m too lazy to create alts. Imagine the amount of work I’d have to do to chat with myself in different threads and compliment my boobs and my dick both every day and then DM myself to tell my own ego how I’d like to be covered in honey and chocolate sauce from head to toe and have my 5 alts lick me clean while I eat a donut. And the think about what would happen if one of my alts has to go pee? TMI?

 

[BrendaBear]

Given how behind I am on the toy reviews… better give me until the end of the year

Well... you need to be thorough in your reviews, so we totally understand. Sometimes you need to really dig deep to make sure things are doing as you desire...

 

[UnquietDreams]

True. But I’m too lazy to create alts. Imagine the amount of work I’d have to do to chat with myself in different threads and compliment my boobs and my dick both every day and then DM myself to tell my own ego how I’d like to be covered in honey and chocolate sauce from head to toe and have my 5 alts lick me clean while I eat a donut. And the think about what would happen if one of my alts has to go pee? TMI?

And then when one of them gets self-aware, and makes alts of itself just to fuck with you?

Oh, and then it can get a little weird...

 

[BrendaBear]

True. But I’m too lazy to create alts. Imagine the amount of work I’d have to do to chat with myself in different threads and compliment my boobs and my dick both every day and then DM myself to tell my own ego how I’d like to be covered in honey and chocolate sauce from head to toe and have my 5 alts lick me clean while I eat a donut. And the think about what would happen if one of my alts has to go pee? TMI?

 

[lavendersilk]

Adding to that...I like rabbit. Hasenpfeffer is delicious. Rabbit stew is delicious. It is like the best chicken in the world, with more depth.

I feel bad about that at times, especially when I have friends who have them as pets...and I'm not looking at them and thinking "damn, that looks good." But I look into their eyes and...they know. They know.

I would agree. But then I read about that parasite that lives in their neck and now I can't stop thinking about it.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

And then when one of them gets self-aware, and makes alts of itself just to fuck with you?

Oh, and then it can get a little weird...

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[lavendersilk]

DM myself to tell my own ego how I’d like to be covered in honey and chocolate sauce from head to toe and have my 5 alts lick me clean while I eat a donut.

You want that too?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You want that too?

Right now I would settle for the donut.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

You want that too?

Didn’t I tell you that dear #voice-number-3-in-my-head? I’m sorry.

 

[morelikeasong]

Well... you need to be thorough in your reviews, so we totally understand. Sometimes you need to really dig deep to make sure things are doing as you desire...

Absolutely. And you better believe I go deep

 

[hotoldrguy]

Right now I would settle for the donut.

Me too

 

[morelikeasong]

Me too

She better be careful with those bites

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would agree. But then I read about that parasite that lives in their neck and now I can't stop thinking about it.

See, I have no idea what you are talking about, and so I am just thinking about how deliciouse they are

LALALALA!

 

[lavendersilk]

Me too

Why is there a hotdog in the middle of a donut?

 

[Nicefella]

Me too

Hate when a dick just appears in the donut hole. So hard to eat around that - Like wtf, Dunkin?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me too

Yeah, you do you, but that just isn't what I am looking for in my donut today.

 

[dawn_of_night]

True. But I’m too lazy to create alts. Imagine the amount of work I’d have to do to chat with myself in different threads and compliment my boobs and my dick both every day and then DM myself to tell my own ego how I’d like to be covered in honey and chocolate sauce from head to toe and have my 5 alts lick me clean while I eat a donut. And the think about what would happen if one of my alts has to go pee? TMI?

You mean, I could be doing all that to you and you didn't offer any???

 

[vagrantx]

She better be careful with those bites

Indeed. Chew your food at least 12 times to promote smooth digestion.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Why is there a hotdog in the middle of a donut?

I had a dream like that one night...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Yeah, you do you, but that just isn't what I am looking for in my donut today.

*Pokes your donut*
How 'bout now?