Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Good morning crusty crew

I will not have SpongeBob jokes in here… horrid show.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Do you think people who own pet bunnies hide what they're doing when they eat a chocolate Easter bunny? Like, would it traumatize the pet to see their owner take a big bite out of another bunny's head?

Or when you eat the chocolate eyes and scream, "stop staring at me?"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do you think people who own pet bunnies hide what they're doing when they eat a chocolate Easter bunny? Like, would it traumatize the pet to see their owner take a big bite out of another bunny's head?

Pet bunnies are the worst idea … we have a bunny problem in a few of our cities from people buying bunnies and then letting them go into the wild.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

 

[lavendersilk]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?

Been there.

Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

The world would be a better place if we were allowed to worship/respect women like they should be.

 

[Codeman93]

I will not have SpongeBob jokes in here… horrid show.

I can’t hear you!!!!

Ok I’m done

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You are a west coaster, so you cheat.

You nap. Who is cheating now?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Being useless again I see... that was a cry for dick

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

Room in the corner for me? I’ll give you a big boob squish hug and then contemplate with you because, same.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Soooo I was thinking…if I make a list of 5 people, how do I know they aren’t just alts of each other? Or alts of #6?

Ah fuck it. I don’t care.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You nap. Who is cheating now?

Naps aren't cheating, they're awesome.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

Seems like you just need to find the man with the right kink

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Naps aren't cheating, they're awesome.

Of course I'm jealous of you. You know this.

 

[vagrantx]

The world would be a better place if we were allowed to worship/respect women like they should be.

I worship at the altar of V's:
Each night as I fall to my knees
With fingers and tongue I will tease
But nowhere in sight is a dildo of cheese

 

[Codeman93]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

I think crying is better then when I double up on nicotine and caffeine before I walk into work

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I worship at the altar of V's:
Each night as I fall to my knees
With fingers and tongue I will tease
But nowhere in sight is a dildo of cheese

I was really into this until the reveal of no cheese dildo... and now I'm so conflicted

 

[lavendersilk]

I worship at the altar of V's:
Each night as I fall to my knees
With fingers and tongue I will tease
But nowhere in sight is a dildo of cheese

You have a way with words.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I was really into this until the reveal of no cheese dildo... and now I'm so conflicted

I got you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Wasn’t there talk a couple months ago on the sex toy review thread about organizing a Lit Lovense orgy?

No, that was a scientific experiment we definitely scienced up in a science lab to test the efficacy and efficiency of the Lovense toys & app. Just ask Dr. @morelikeasong who was the head of the study. The results will be published later this month in the journal Literific American.

 

[__Nathan1968]

You have a way with words.

You should see how she has her way with cheese.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

It's more like 10 minutes for me but otherwise that's a pretty spot on description of my mornings

 

[lavendersilk]

It's more like 10 minutes for me but otherwise that's a pretty spot on description of my mornings

Whenever I see your name I think of ravioli. Just thought I'd share.

 

[BrendaBear]

I was really into this until the reveal of no cheese dildo... and now I'm so conflicted

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[vagrantx]

You have a way with words.

I've a well trained tongue

 

[UnquietDreams]

Anyone else take like 5 minutes before their work shift to just sit solemnly and try not to cry … while simultaneously trying psych yourself up for the day ahead?


No?


Just me?



Hmmm.. ok then. Don’t mind me. I’ll be in the corner having an existential crisis about life and why I’m forced to exist in this era instead of being worshipped by men in togas who feed me grapes for a glimpse of my tatas when my toga sleeve slips down a bit.

Honestly, I used to all of the time. Now? I fucking love my job. I think, "I get to do this" with a giddy giggle in the morning. I like being off, but I love what I do.