The Awkward Flirt Thread

[Lotus_Maiden]

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[English_guy_bkk]

Hi, yes those jeans look nice since you asked

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hi, yes those jeans look nice since you asked

well thanks. oh these skinny jeans, I'm rather concerned if I can pull them off.

like literally. you do not want to know the wrestling match that took place just to get in them. it is an ordeal. like first you have to find the right pair of panties or no panties, because of panty lines. Then you have this whole sequence of getting them on. Like wiggling in, kind of lunging around to get them up another inch, hey maybe squatting will get me more room, kicking for yet another inch, another squat, constantly yanking, laying on the bed to get them button.

Yes, the endurance test of the tight pants dance. I seriously don't know if I will be able to pull them off.

So, you're going to come home with me and get my pants off, right?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

well thanks. oh these skinny jeans, I'm rather concerned if I can pull them off.

like literally. you do not want to know the wrestling match that took place just to get in them. it is an ordeal. like first you have to find the right pair of panties or no panties, because of panty lines. Then you have this whole sequence of getting them on. Like wiggling in, kind of lunging around to get them up another inch, hey maybe squatting will get me more room, kicking for yet another inch, another squat, constantly yanking, laying on the bed to get them button.

Yes, the endurance test of the tight pants dance. I seriously don't know if I will be able to pull them off.

So, you're going to come home with me and get my pants off, right?

Are the jaws of life deployed at any point?

 

[muddler35]

well thanks. oh these skinny jeans, I'm rather concerned if I can pull them off.

like literally. you do not want to know the wrestling match that took place just to get in them. it is an ordeal. like first you have to find the right pair of panties or no panties, because of panty lines. Then you have this whole sequence of getting them on. Like wiggling in, kind of lunging around to get them up another inch, hey maybe squatting will get me more room, kicking for yet another inch, another squat, constantly yanking, laying on the bed to get them button.

Yes, the endurance test of the tight pants dance. I seriously don't know if I will be able to pull them off.

So, you're going to come home with me and get my pants off, right?

I was just wondering how to get in your pants.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Are the jaws of life deployed at any point?

I do hope it doesn't come to that. wait, Can I call the fire department and ask them to send a team of men over to my house to undress me? omg This might be the best life hack ever.

I was just wondering how to get in your pants.

oh can I watch? I bet it will a sight to behold. oh oh oh, can I film, to save for later viewing too?

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I do hope it doesn't come to that. wait, Can I call the fire department and ask them to send a team of men over to my house to undress me? omg This might be the best life hack ever.


oh can I watch? I bet it will a sight to behold. oh oh oh, can I film, to save for later viewing too?

I mean, it's not the worst idea I've heard, and as long as they don't send the cops...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I mean, it's not the worst idea I've heard, and as long as they don't send the cops...

indeed, maybe I can even play with their hoses. But yeah, the cops, that could be an issue, I still have an open warrant........ for stalking but they all have it wrong. See, my ex just didn't know that he and I were dating. Hey, are you looking for a girlfriend?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

*winks just as something flies into my eye and winks repeatedly uncontrollably* It’s not a nervous tick, I swear!

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

I do hope it doesn't come to that. wait, Can I call the fire department and ask them to send a team of men over to my house to undress me? omg This might be the best life hack ever.


oh can I watch? I bet it will a sight to behold. oh oh oh, can I film, to save for later viewing too?

This immediately followed up by a 'wait wait, why are you backing away?' Isn't it?

 

[English_guy_bkk]

well thanks. oh these skinny jeans, I'm rather concerned if I can pull them off.

like literally. you do not want to know the wrestling match that took place just to get in them. it is an ordeal. like first you have to find the right pair of panties or no panties, because of panty lines. Then you have this whole sequence of getting them on. Like wiggling in, kind of lunging around to get them up another inch, hey maybe squatting will get me more room, kicking for yet another inch, another squat, constantly yanking, laying on the bed to get them button.

Yes, the endurance test of the tight pants dance. I seriously don't know if I will be able to pull them off.

So, you're going to come home with me and get my pants off, right?

Each pair of skinny jeans should be sold with a small tub of grease then?

 

[DarkRaven13]

Each pair of skinny jeans should be sold with a small tub of grease then?

I think its called lube. *heh*. By the way, I have a tube here if anyone needs some.

Oh ... its all gone. Hmm ... wait here's some used lube.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I think its called lube. *heh*. By the way, I have a tube here if anyone needs some.

Oh ... its all gone. Hmm ... wait here's some used lube.

The sales attendant could recommend the best lube/grease when you try those skinny jeans them on. "Scented or just au naturel madam"?

 

[Twistedkink]

I think its called lube. *heh*. By the way, I have a tube here if anyone needs some.

Oh ... its all gone. Hmm ... wait here's some used lube.

So kind of you to share, can I help myself to dip my fingers in.

 

[mickyp123]

*winks just as something flies into my eye and winks repeatedly uncontrollably* It’s not a nervous tick, I swear!

Wow.....the first time you missed something cumming

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Wow.....the first time you missed something cumming

You’ve missed cumming lots I would imagine.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You’ve missed cumming lots I would imagine.

Decide to make her a bouquet of flowers out of toilet paper. When finished, I come out, walk over, and all sexy like tell her that I left her something in the bathroom.

 

[YoWhatsGood]

I’m too caveman-brained to participate in this thread

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m too caveman-brained to participate in this thread

Just use the lines you’ve used on me in the past.

 

[RickTango]

I had a good line, but I forgot it.

 

[thejabber27]

So there’s this thing going on, it’s got stuff and I hear some live music. Wanna go?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So there’s this thing going on, it’s got stuff and I hear some live music. Wanna go?

Is that like a concert? Cause I’m allergic. *scratches and twitches my eye*

 

[Lotus_Maiden]

Is that like a concert? Cause I’m allergic. *scratches and twitches my eye*

Oh wow ---

Stare at your boobies.

Your nipples must be like ... hookie.

Shape index fingers into a hook-shape.

How else can you hold up that corset, ya?

Wiggle hook-fingers.

 

[thejabber27]

See so it’s like this, and yeah there’s some stuff involved. But if you look past all that I’m sure we’d have a fun time.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

See so it’s like this, and yeah there’s some stuff involved. But if you look past all that I’m sure we’d have a fun time.

Well aren't you cute. ya know, If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber. I do love cucumbers. So versatile and stuff.