Perfect Perfect Perfect

[LisaMisteriosa]

The total opposite of perfect.

Wears tacky clothing.

If he doesn't mind me laughing at it, perfect.

Expects oral sex every single day.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

If he doesn't mind me laughing at it, perfect.

Expects oral sex every single day.

Perfect!

Likes to dress up and Dom you?

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

Perfect!

Likes to dress up and Dom you?

Perfect!!!!

Likes to peg

 

[numeniusa]

Perfect!!!!

Likes to peg

For me, not perfect. I'd just prefer an actual cock...

Likes to use your name in every sentence they say to you.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

That would get super weird really quickly. Not perfect

Only wants you to have couples profiles with her/him on social media

Not perfect, I think everyone needs a bit of individuality every once in a while!

How about he's perfect but he takes the magic card game super seriously and expects you to as well?

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Not perfect, I think everyone needs a bit of individuality every once in a while!

How about he's perfect but he takes the magic card game super seriously and expects you to as well?

Oh I like games. Perfect.

How about takes fantasy football super seriously and expects you to as well?

 

[EctoJohn]

How about takes fantasy football super seriously and expects you to as well?

Not perfect, I have no need for fantasy football.


Is an at home nudist.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Not perfect, I have no need for fantasy football.


Is an at home nudist.

I could handle that. Perfect.

Insists on taking you to nudist resorts.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Prefect!

Refuses to go to the nude beach.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

Prefect!

Refuses to go to the nude beach.

That's fine, we can be nude at home. Perfect.

Is self-conscious about being naked with the lights on.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's fine, we can be nude at home. Perfect.

Is self-conscious about being naked with the lights on.

Not perfect. I want to see stuff

When you walk into their home there is a strong "scented smell" such as potpourri, candles or air freshener.

 

[EctoJohn]

Not perfect. I want to see stuff

When you walk into their home there is a strong "scented smell" such as potpourri, candles or air freshener.

Not perfect. I like my fresh air and such things.
Breathing is good for relationships.


Is a wine aficionado to the point it's snobby.

 

[Apisto42]

Not perfect. I like my fresh air and such things.
Breathing is good for relationships.


Is a wine aficionado to the point it's snobby.

I could deal with that. I like wine. Perfect.

Not able to be socially polite because they don’t like lying.

 

[LisaMisteriosa]

I could deal with that. I like wine. Perfect.

Not able to be socially polite because they don’t like lying.

Not perfect - that would get old fast.

Still wants to maintain a close friendship with their ex, including frequently hanging out just the two of them.

 

[AveryElle]

Not perfect - that would get old fast.

Still wants to maintain a close friendship with their ex, including frequently hanging out just the two of them.

I am in no position to say ‘hard pass’ on that.

Smokes or recently quit for the fourth time?

 

[EctoJohn]

I am in no position to say ‘hard pass’ on that.

Smokes or recently quit for the fourth time?

Not perfect.


Is a dedicated fan of any sports team.
Jerseys, memorabilia, clothing, blankets, all the things.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

Not perfect.


Is a dedicated fan of any sports team.
Jerseys, memorabilia, clothing, blankets, all the things.

I could live with that.

Is repulsed by giving foot or back rubs

 

[numeniusa]

I could live with that.

Is repulsed by giving foot or back rubs

Oh no. Not perfect. Not perfect at all...

Bites their fingernails.

 

[Sexybritches69]

Oh no. Not perfect. Not perfect at all...

Bites their fingernails.

I could let that go. Perfect

One who loves to jump out and scare the shit out of you on a regular basis.

 

[Sh75]

I could let that go. Perfect

One who loves to jump out and scare the shit out of you on a regular basis.

Not a deal breaker, but would get old pretty quick. Nothing that a stern " cut that fucking shit out" couldn't fix.

One who buries there head in their phone while you are trying to have a conversation with them

 

[HappyToBeAlive]

Not a deal breaker, but would get old pretty quick. Nothing that a stern " cut that fucking shit out" couldn't fix.

One who buries there head in their phone while you are trying to have a conversation with them

Sometimes perfect! Just make sure to record them saying yes to all you want!!

Someone who wants to tie you

 

[EctoJohn]

Sometimes perfect! Just make sure to record them saying yes to all you want!!

Someone who wants to tie you

MAYBE perfect? I'm not 100%, haven't actually tried it before.


Someone who wants an open marriage.
You can both can date outside the marriage.

 

[sillysluttycouple]

MAYBE perfect? I'm not 100%, haven't actually tried it before.


Someone who wants an open marriage.
You can both can date outside the marriage.

That sounds kind of like us so perfect! (as long as there are some rules)

Addicted to video games?

 

[numeniusa]

That sounds kind of like us so perfect! (as long as there are some rules)

Addicted to video games?

Not perfect. Addicted implies other things will be passed over to spend time feeding the addiction. Things like ... well, me!

Doesn't like coriander (cilantro)

 

[Sexybritches69]

Not perfect. Addicted implies other things will be passed over to spend time feeding the addiction. Things like ... well, me!

Doesn't like coriander (cilantro)

I could work around that. I guess that means that there’s more for me. Perfect

Doesn’t like to travel.