SMNaughtywife
* his minx *
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- Jan 26, 2015
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Rectum:
Rectum? Nearly killed him!
When did you last use the word “diabolical” in a conversation?
Nothing comes to mind.
What do people need to stop buying?
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Rectum:
Rectum? Nearly killed him!
When did you last use the word “diabolical” in a conversation?
Nothing comes to mind.
What do people need to stop buying?
If you were a ghost, who would you haunt and how?
If the dead can come back to this earth and flit unseen around those they loved, I shall always be near you; in the gladdest days and in the darkest nights … always, always, and if there be a soft breeze upon your cheek, it shall be my breath, as the cool air fans your throbbing temple, it shall be my spirit passing by.
If all your former lovers got together to give advice to someone you have not met yet about how to most quickly get you into bed, what do you think they'd say?
If your former lovers got together to issue a warning to someone who had just started seeing you, what do you think it would be?
Alcohol.
If your former lovers got together to issue a warning to someone who had just started seeing you, what do you think it would be?
Expect to be sore for a couple of days after your first time.
If you could have sex anywhere, where would you do it?
Spins the bottle...
I’m game for wherever.
What makes you realize how small your biggest problem really is in grand scheme of things?
Would you buy oceanfront property?
If I wanted to, sure! It's not as if the values have been trending down.
What food do you love that you find many people seem to hate?
If I wanted to, sure! It's not as if the values have been trending down.
What food do you love that you find many people seem to hate?
Anchovies
Who trims your naughty bits?

Betty White...look it up, she was born before sliced bread was a thing
What’s your go to snack for the movies?
Boring here... standard popcorn and a dr. pepper
What movie are we seeing?
Let’s get one thing straight. I’m not seeing any movie with you.
Unless you buy me a drink.
And tell me how pretty I am.
What is your favorite movie produced before 1950?
Domestic: It Happened One Night - Frank Capra
Foreign: One Wonderful Sunday - Akira Kurosawa
What is your favorite Ice Cream based dessert?
Bombe Alaska with lemon gelati and lemon curd in the middle. Bliss!
Whats your favourite seafood dish?
Scallops ... big ones ... sweet butter ..
Tell me about one meal that you remember, fondly or not
Trout, grilled, and I remember it because of the location (the Ahwahnee) and the fact that they served couscous in a delightful little pyramid, perfectly symmetrical.
Ever walk out of a movie you paid for? Which one?
I walked out of Roma. Yes, the award winning Roma.
The misery was simply too much for me to bear. I walked out about 10 minutes from the end.
Ever sneak into a movie without paying?
TEN MINUTES BEFORE THE END? That’s almost worse than staying all the way through.
I didn’t like Roma either.
Yes, I often snuck in, as a teenager. I saw Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade that way.
What’s your favorite TV show?
Right now, it's 'Mindhunter' on Netflix.
Same question.