Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[Whiskeyjack]

Tuck alcohol pads into your pocket and swipe your pits when you're feeling less than fresh. The stink actually comes from the bacteria that show up to dine on your sweat. the alcohol will kill the little fuckers.

When has science ever really helped you? ::cough::

The first time I prepared the ashes for Ash Wednesday. Dry ashes won't stick, so they need to be dampened with something. Palm ash and water create potassium hydroxide, which can burn and corrode skin. So we mix the ash with oil instead. No caustic ash burns.

What old-timey slang do you wish people would bring back into use?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

The first time I prepared the ashes for Ash Wednesday. Dry ashes won't stick, so they need to be dampened with something. Palm ash and water create potassium hydroxide, which can burn and corrode skin. So we mix the ash with oil instead. No caustic ash burns.

What old-timey slang do you wish people would bring back into use?

well, obviously "old-timey" is subjective, but I wouldn't mind hearing fly again. I'd also laugh my ass off if I heard a teeny bopper bust out eat my shorts or gag me with a spoon.

What is the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

well, obviously "old-timey" is subjective, but I wouldn't mind hearing fly again. I'd also laugh my ass off if I heard a teeny bopper bust out eat my shorts or gag me with a spoon.

What is the weirdest thing that you have ever eaten?

My ex....

Is your next sexual adventure already "lined up" - as in you already know when it'll happen?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My ex....

Is your next sexual adventure already "lined up" - as in you already know when it'll happen?

haha. good answer. and haha to sexual adventure. Um, I am predicting the year 2031.

What happened on your worst date ever to make it your worst date ever?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

haha. good answer. and haha to sexual adventure. Um, I am predicting the year 2031.

What happened on your worst date ever to make it your worst date ever?

She picked the place and it turned out to be a bar where her recent ex- just happened to work as a bartender. It became very clear very quickly that I was an afterthought in her plans for the evening.

What's something that a person can do on a first date that would make you want to go on a second date?

 

[AlwaysFara]

No, actually.

Yes. You do.

She picked the place and it turned out to be a bar where her recent ex- just happened to work as a bartender. It became very clear very quickly that I was an afterthought in her plans for the evening.

What's something that a person can do on a first date that would make you want to go on a second date?

Kiss me so hard my knees go weak.

When do you usually “do it” when you meet someone new to date?

 

[Karabare]

Yes. You do.



Kiss me so hard my knees go weak.

When do you usually “do it” when you meet someone new to date?

Just depends on the attraction level.

Do you pick out your clothes the night before?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Just depends on the attraction level.

Do you pick out your clothes the night before?

Sometimes. I usually have it narrowed to a few things at least.

Do you buy something to wear for special occasions or wear a familiar favorite?

 

[Cymru6969]

Sometimes. I usually have it narrowed to a few things at least.

Do you buy something to wear for special occasions or wear a familiar favorite?

I have some event-specific threads, yes.

Does anyone buy clothing for you or vice-versa?

 

[Lily13]

I have some event-specific threads, yes.

Does anyone buy clothing for you or vice-versa?

Sometimes. I would say mostly accessories.

Does anyone actually get your style?

 

[lilmissdarling]

Sometimes. I would say mostly accessories.

Does anyone actually get your style?

I don't know that I actually have a style? So.. No I guess.

WHat is your favorite smell?

 

[DarkSimian]

I don't know that I actually have a style? So.. No I guess.

WHat is your favorite smell?

Honeysuckle. Or lilacs....

Do you have a favorite cologne/ perfume ?

 

[Jaws82]

Not really no. At least enough to be familiar with names

What's your ultimate comfort food

 

[Girly_girl]

I don't know that I actually have a style? So.. No I guess.

WHat is your favorite smell?

Salt air once I hit the beach, vanilla, tanning lotion, coffee

How many people are on your ignore list?

(Sorry for being slow, didn't mean to skip)

 

[Hornblende]

Salt air once I hit the beach, vanilla, tanning lotion, coffee

How many people are on your ignore list?

(Sorry for being slow, didn't mean to skip)

Just one.

Do you put thought into what you would like to do next time you have sex, or go with the flow?

 

[Cymru6969]

Just one.

Do you put thought into what you would like to do next time you have sex, or go with the flow?

There’s often some premeditation for certain items, but by and large it’s an improvisation session.

Do you do exercises at the gym or elsewhere with the intent of strengthening certain muscles for sex? Not Kegels.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There’s often some premeditation for certain items, but by and large it’s an improvisation session.

Do you do exercises at the gym or elsewhere with the intent of strengthening certain muscles for sex? Not Kegels.

Had to Google the words, "exercise" and "gym." Suffice to say, any exercises that strengthen any muscles, whether for sex or otherwise, are entirely unintentional.

Who's a celebrity you'd like to get drunk with?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Had to Google the words, "exercise" and "gym." Suffice to say, any exercises that strengthen any muscles, whether for sex or otherwise, are entirely unintentional.

Who's a celebrity you'd like to get drunk with?

James Woods

What would you like the circumstances to be should you happen upon your unrequited lust from Lit?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

James Woods

What would you like the circumstances to be should you happen upon your unrequited lust from Lit?

Not exactly sure, I’m really not a spiteful person. Their loss, not mine and I’d go along my merry way.

How often do you print off your vacation pics and frame them?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Not exactly sure, I’m really not a spiteful person. Their loss, not mine and I’d go along my merry way.

How often do you print off your vacation pics and frame them?

I think I have all of two from the last ten years. And my wife framed them, not me.

What do you watch when you want to watch tv but there's nothing good on?

 

[AlwaysFara]

I think I have all of two from the last ten years. And my wife framed them, not me.

What do you watch when you want to watch tv but there's nothing good on?

There is always Netflix...
Or Hulu.
Or... books?

What book would you recommend that a young person read?

 

[Azuldrgon]

What book would you recommend that a young person read?

Growing Up by Russell Baker

Are you a hugger or not?

 

[Cymru6969]

Growing Up by Russell Baker

Are you a hugger or not?

I’m a hugger if I know your or my loved ones know you.
Or if you look like you need a hug. Or if I feel like I need a hug.

What’s your best survivalist skill?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I’m a hugger if I know your or my loved ones know you.
Or if you look like you need a hug. Or if I feel like I need a hug.

What’s your best survivalist skill?

I think I remember the basics of how to make a compass out of a needle, a leaf, and a cup of water. But I haven't done that since I earned that cub scout badge 30+ years ago. If I'm ever truly lost in the wild it's probably a fair bet that I'm not making it.

What was your favorite gym class activity when you were a kid?

 

[Cymru6969]

Growing Up by Russell Baker

Are you a hugger or not?

I think I remember the basics of how to make a compass out of a needle, a leaf, and a cup of water. But I haven't done that since I earned that cub scout badge 30+ years ago. If I'm ever truly lost in the wild it's probably a fair bet that I'm not making it.

What was your favorite gym class activity when you were a kid?

Pegboard. Loved it.
https://previews.123rf.com/images/grinvalds/grinvalds1712/grinvalds171200057/91329958-man-exercise-on-peg-board-in-gym.jpg

What is your biggest turn on?