The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[HoHoBomb]

Enchillotta time

 

[spacekowboy]

Laughing at you, Thor.

You just have no idea how to not be a piece of shit, do you?

 

[thehaircutgirl]

You just have no idea how to not be a piece of shit, do you?

looks like he was banned for his assholeshness. time for a new name!

 

[spacekowboy]

looks like he was banned for his assholeshness. time for a new name!

I just saw that. Lawlz!

 

[thehaircutgirl]

I just saw that. Lawlz!

frisco too. his last post ever will be......

Because he's not.
I don't 'know' who this guy is, but I know who vetteman was...

 

[cleaver]

they called on the rabbi
to cut out their own vocal chords
then threw a celebration
as if it were a bris

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Some longstanding members sadly got their extended chapters closed today. Mama was like

https://i.giphy.com/media/3og0IBdxsxb9zVNedW/giphy.webp

Let's all take a minute to quietly reflect and respectfully honor their former presence on this board.

https://media.giphy.com/media/3KC2jD2QcBOSc/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7abGS0hdQG89AlrO/giphy.gif

https://media.giphy.com/media/fuNNmjiXBgltS/giphy.gif

http://digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/16/30/640x320/landscape-1469716900-gangnamstyle.gif

 

[nowisthetime]

looks like he was banned for his assholeshness. time for a new name!

Couldn't have happened to a better person.

 

[Cat Malojan]

Why was Eyer banned again?

 

[Que]

football
telly

Who loves ya baby?

<insert Telly Savalas tossing an actual football pic>

 

[Emerson40]

Who loves ya baby?

<insert Telly Savalas tossing an actual football pic>

No hands in footie.

 

[raindancer]

Toooo many nachos. Someone rub my belly.

 

[Emerson40]

No-hands footsies!

 

[HoHoBomb]

Who loves ya baby?

<insert Telly Savalas tossing an actual football pic>

http://www.nautylollipops.com/images/printed/soccer_lollipops.png

 

[nowisthetime]

Come on, Croatia! Can't let the election riggers win!

 

[HoHoBomb]

Toooo many nachos. Someone rub my belly.

That's why I had enchillottas.

 

[cleaver]

when the over-eager
(and eternally misguided)
champion arrived...
again,

stella withdrew into the rabble
and
counted time
to the beat
of steps
on a well-worn carpet to noisy nowhere...

 

[HAL_9000]

How do you get the smell of raw onions off your fingers?

 

[Aglaopheme]

How do you get the smell of raw onions off your fingers?

Lemons.

 

[pointless]

i just ruined my second favorite pair of fucking shorts while shaving my head. stupid mineral oil. i don't wanna go clothes shopping, damn you.

 

[HAL_9000]

Lemons.

Shit. I have none. Gasoline??

 

[pink]

I'm watching this major league fishing. One guy caught a 5 lb bass.

 

[HAL_9000]

I'm watching this major league fishing. One guy caught a 5 lb bass.

Nice bass.

 

[pointless]

Shit. I have none. Gasoline??

yes, but only if you ignite it.

 

[HAL_9000]

yes, but only if you ignite it.

Then you get the smell of sauteed onions.