The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Saint Peter]

How would you know!? You refuse to see me, up close!

Come visit.

I will give your the herpes!!

 

[Spins]

People can go fuck themselves!

 

[Emerson40]

Was she stupid?

Perhaps. My friend does seem to date more bimbo than brain.

The way he tells it, she just heard ‘Slumber Jay’ and assumed it was a bedding or mattress company.

 

[Saint Peter]

Petey Porn!

That is me truing up the front brakes for Zumi's candy apple red Bentley.

 

[raindancer]

Come visit.

I will give your the herpes!!

My what?

Again, ew.

 

[Wings]

Hotel Life: knowing the moment I decide to diddle housekeeping will knock on my door to clean.

 

[Aquagal]

Perhaps. My friend does seem to date more bimbo than brain.

The way he tells it, she just heard ‘Slumber Jay’ and assumed it was a bedding or mattress company.

Between Texas and Alberta, I’m sure he’d seen his share of oilfield mattresses.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hotel Life: knowing the moment I decide to diddle housekeeping will knock on my door to clean.

"Extra towels and lotion. Thanks!"

 

[Saint Peter]

My what?

Again, ew.

I don't have the herpes. Clean as a whistle!

Come visit. We will make a bon fires and scare the groundhogs.

 

[Que]

Between Texas and Alberta, I’m sure he’d seen his share of oilfield mattress bimbos.

Likely.

 

[Jennifer]

This is ridiculous

 

[Jennifer]

When your power goes out and you realize the water pump is electric.

 

[Jennifer]

Who’s lurking?

 

[Jennifer]

Oh, this is so absurd.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Just made an offer on a house.....#adulting!

 

[Emerson40]

Between Texas and Alberta, I’m sure he’d seen his share of oilfield mattresses.

I agree.


The quantity of which would probably not beat the quality of bounce to be had with a North Slope bloke, amiright?

 

[Jennifer]

Why? That’s what I’d like to know.

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[Laurel]

To alleviate server load, we're slowly closing down any threads with over 5,000 posts.

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As annoying as this may be, phasing out all or most of the active super-long/never-ending threads will increase the forum speed substantially. If you see a thread that's active with more than 5,000 posts, please feel free to PM me with the link.

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