The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Saint Peter]

Alright.

Take the pony plug out. It is poking my Speedos.

 

[Emerson40]

Saint Peter, I do believe raindancer wants your banana in her hammock, toute de suite.

 

[raindancer]

Just the tip.
And after a nap, I'll smother your burrito.
I'm a giver.

 

[Emerson40]

Just the tip.
And after a nap, I'll smother your burrito.
I'm a giver.

That reads like the missing first verse of Motörhead’s Killed By Death

… If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventurer
And a reptile too…

 

[MREDME2]

your repetitiveness and sticking to your script is quite telling.

Like yourself?

 

[pointless]

still looking for some damn quality sleep.

fucking hate this shit.

 

[Amoebah]

Boobs aren't sagging yet but ice is a great idea.

They’re Mild to Moderate. More ice!

https://maccablo.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Degrees-of-breast-sagging-Ptosis-Scale.jpg

 

[NHKitty]

Lawn mowed before it hit 90 degrees! Whoohoo!!

 

[raindancer]

That reads like the missing first verse of Motörhead’s Killed By Death

… If you squeeze my lizard
I'll put my snake on you
I'm a romantic adventurer
And a reptile too…

Excellent!

 

[Aglaopheme]

still looking for some damn quality sleep.

fucking hate this shit.

I don’t have a bit of advice, but would take some if anyone else does.




Looks like I can add rain to my list. Grilling in the high heat and thunderstorms.

 

[Amoebah]

Rum and lemon juice.

If Zoomy switches from tequila, his tits will get firmer.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Time to fly in a woman in from Lit and have her paged at the airport after arrival. It's a very effective way to build anticipation.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpj6grFIe1qcaomb.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Someone pulled the sheets over the USA, and caused a "Dutch Oven"


*sweats*

 

[Sean]

Budgie smugglers.

This has always been my favourite bit of strine.

 

[butters]

It is too hot to spoon!

Make me a breakfast burrito. Chorizo, onion, and peppers will work just fine.

Thanks!

this this this

i wake up hot, get hotter during the day, go to bed hot... even the mattress feels too hot against my skin

it's exhausting!

 

[butters]

happy fourth of july and no aliens day!

 

[Sean]

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11695915_1017763618254049_2484527835594923837_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=b75f6d39e7f92d6377b7f5dfa9ca3a17&oe=5BABC234

 

[Lorilei]

Now it seems like a bad move.



I slept for 10 hours last night, and it was glorious.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Ridiculous amounts of rain here today. Teh sky is crying.

 

[adrina]

I stimulated the economy today.

And now I'm getting stimulated.

Coffee, ya pervs.

 

[TwinkleStars]

This site is becoming so pathetic. It used to be interesting and fun. Now it's almost pointless to visit.

So sad.

 

[pink]

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11695915_1017763618254049_2484527835594923837_n.png?_nc_cat=0&oh=b75f6d39e7f92d6377b7f5dfa9ca3a17&oe=5BABC234

Thank you, Sean. I'm touched.

 

[pink]

I'm watching Zero Dark Thirty again. Love this movie.

 

[silver gurl]

Just another 100 degree day.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Soy, honey, cilantro, garlic and lime marinade on the chicken and steak for kabobs. We shall see. With lots of veggies and dill rice. I’m still stuffed from brunch. While posting a snap of said brunch on insta my phone auto corrected fresh whipped cream to chicken breastfeeding.