The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[adrina]

Finally got a hammock! With a bottle of Rose', I will pretend I'm on vacation.

I have coffee and my nest. Tomorrow is a vacation day. I have no hammock but that's okay - I have a beast of a time getting in and out of those contraptions.

 

[trysail]

Singles tennis in the morning.

It's supposed to be 83° with 72% humidity at 0900.


I hope it's hot enough that my better conditioning provides an advantage but not so hot that it kills me. He's probably the better tennis player but I hope to offset that by running him from side-to-side. He's going to want to shorten the points so I expect he'll try to put pressure on by coming to the net and with a serve and volley strategy.


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[ryan8558]

Everybody have a safe Independence Day!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4937efa7b954747b52233e45c1442c8f/tumblr_inline_o1t5zbUQYB1sz35fu_500.gif

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*peers into threads*

Good.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Finally got a hammock! With a bottle of Rose', I will pretend I'm on vacation.

I do not have one, but I can swipe the munchkins.

Day number 4 of heat wave. Melting in Montreal.

Here too but I am still grilling tomorrow dangnabbit.

 

[pointless]

wow. amber heard really is a fucking cunt, isn't she?

 

[pointless]

after further bored reading maybe "fucking cunt" is a bit harsh. dumbass might fit better. i mean, i don't like her(obviously), but her stupid tweet stinks more of dumb white girl living a privileged life and typing before truly thinking about how it might read.

 

[pointless]

there was an ICE checkpoint in her neighborhood and she tweeted that everyone should give their nannies, maids and gardeners rides home. it was just a bit tone deaf.

honestly, i think i was more pissed because i read that right after reading about scarlett johansen being a dick and then read something from last year about david cross being an asshole to charlyne yi that i'd happily missed until now. basically, heard was the easy vent because, again, i already didn't like her.

 

[HAL_9000]

Is the problem her, or tweets in general?

 

[With_David_Bowie]

Finally got a hammock! With a bottle of Rose', I will pretend I'm on vacation.

Careful getting into it... I dont want a broken injun

 

[Saint Peter]

one blue eye

 

[Amoebah]

http://leakedpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/Hacked-photos-of-Amber-Heard-Leaked-1.jpg

Amber Heard has perky tweets.

 

[Saint Peter]

and one browneye

 

[Amoebah]

and one browneye

Don’t they all?
~ Van Morrison

 

[Saint Peter]

you might pretend you don't have one on the bottom of you


~frank zappa

 

[Amoebah]

Day number 4 of heat wave. Melting in Montreal.

Kill two birds with one stone:

https://youtu.be/xEIQl2_FPUo

 

[silver gurl]

Kill two birds with one stone:

https://youtu.be/xEIQl2_FPUo

Boobs aren't sagging yet but ice is a great idea.

 

[Saint Peter]

I like 'em saggy.

 

[Saint Peter]

These Speedos are making my balls sweat.

 

[Saint Peter]

You spelled snugglers wrong.

 

[Emerson40]

Banana hammock.

 

[raindancer]

I'm going back to bed. Someone, be the big spoon, please.

 

[Saint Peter]

I need some ice skater glue to keep these badboys from sneaking out the leg holes.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is too hot to spoon!

Make me a breakfast burrito. Chorizo, onion, and peppers will work just fine.

Thanks!

 

[raindancer]

Wth! You will spoon me and love it!