The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[raindancer]

It's hellfire hot and humid here. Cutting the grass almost melted me. Beer me!

 

[Lorilei]

I'm still trying to figure out which Mather had the most unique first name, Cotton or Increase.

Gotta go with Increase. I mean, WTF.
On the other hand, I have an ancestor named Obedience. Today's funky names have nothing on the old days.

*scratches head*

How does that work?

How does what work? Wedding ceremonies?

 

[Saint Peter]

It's hellfire hot and humid here. Cutting the grass almost melted me. Beer me!

The bugs were happy to see me.



Grass mowed. There will be a cigar in my future.

 

[raindancer]

Tick on your dick?!

 

[Saint Peter]

Tock on my cock.

 

[Sean]

I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Hot Fuss by The Killers is one of the best albums of all time.

 

[Sean]

The bugs were happy to see me.



Grass mowed. There will be a cigar in my future.

I mowed the grass, replaced the thermostat, watched the match, took the old cooker down to the tip, did laundry, went grocery shopping and had a beer or three. It's been a fucking productive day.

 

[Sean]

Bollocks. I just realised Trump's visit is the day after the twelfth. Gonna be tough to get that day off.

 

[nowisthetime]

Just wanted to say that Ronaldo is a fine work of God.

 

[Saint Peter]

beer flavored creamy tavern sauce

 

[Aglaopheme]

beer flavored creamy tavern sauce

Is that what they are calling it now days?

Bath, work, concert weather permitting.

*fingers crossed*

 

[Saint Peter]

Is that what they are calling it now days?

Bath, work, concert weather permitting.

*fingers crossed*

Only when we are at the tavern.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Only when we are at the tavern.

What’s the church flavor?

 

[raindancer]

First heirloom tomatoes of the season: juicy, sweet heaven.

 

[Lorilei]

First heirloom tomatoes of the season: juicy, sweet heaven.

Mmmm, tomato sandwich time!

 

[Not Normal]

Is that what they are calling it now days?

Bath, work, concert weather permitting.

*fingers crossed*

What concert?

 

[raindancer]

Mmmm, tomato sandwich time!

Yes, ma'am! Duke's Mayo on soft, white bread!

 

[Aglaopheme]

First heirloom tomatoes of the season: juicy, sweet heaven.

Yum!

What concert?

A friend’s band I’m sure you’ve never heard of. They just got out of the studio. I’m really hoping they don’t get rained out so I can hear the new stuff live.

 

[Lorilei]

Yes, ma'am! Duke's Mayo on soft, white bread!

And cracked black pepper!

 

[Wings]

Goddamn I hate buying a car I put it off for so long and now I am a whiny bitch about it.

 

[Not Normal]

Yum!



A friend’s band I’m sure you’ve never heard of. They just got out of the studio. I’m really hoping they don’t get rained out so I can hear the new stuff live.

Nice. Support Local Music!

 

[adrina]

Mmmmm coffee...

 

[Saint Peter]

What’s the church flavor?

Apple.

 

[Saint Peter]

Goddamn I hate buying a moped I put it off for so long and now I am a whiny bitch about it.

fyp

yw, f

 

[Noor]

fyp

yw, f

Are you sure she did mean boat?