The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[Aglaopheme]

Over the weekend, we are to have a feel of 118F between the heat and humidex. I choose winter. You can at least dress in layers to keep warm.

Sounds about the same here mixed with severe storms, hail,
flooding and all that fun stuff.

 

[spacekowboy]

Sounds like margarita time to me.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Sounds about the same here mixed with severe storms, hail,
flooding and all that fun stuff.

I'll take the thunderstorms, but tomorrow's forecast looks like it can suck a dick.

 

[silver gurl]

Sounds about the same here mixed with severe storms, hail,
flooding and all that fun stuff.

Same. When we get these heatwaves, we also get quite the storms.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Over the weekend, we are to have a feel of 118F between the heat and humidex. I choose winter. You can at least dress in layers to keep warm.

The heat wave may cause unprecedented changes to Canada Day celebrations in Ottawa. A nice cool lake sounds pretty good right about now.

 

[silver gurl]

The heat wave may cause unprecedented changes to Canada Day celebrations in Ottawa. A nice cool lake sounds pretty good right about now.

Yup. Don't want to be around crowds of people when it is that hot. Nothing worse.

 

[von_Bismarck]

The heat wave may cause unprecedented changes to Canada Day celebrations in Ottawa. A nice cool lake sounds pretty good right about now.

For skinny dipping? Please say it's for skinny dipping.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Sounds like margarita time to me.

Did that last night.

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I'll take the thunderstorms, but tomorrow's forecast looks like it can suck a dick.

I’ll be at the shop for ten, most likely, long, slow hours.

 

[spacekowboy]

So the shop is where we should go for this dick sucking action is what you're saying?


I'll bring the tequila!

 

[RocketLauncher]

For skinny dipping? Please say it's for skinny dipping.

Of course, that's what lakes are made for, public pools maybe not so much...

 

[Aglaopheme]

So the shop is where we should go for this dick sucking action is what you're saying?


I'll bring the tequila!

I was going to say one should never duck the dick.

 

[trysail]

I hope the assholes haven't caused thør to abandon this place.

In recent years, his threads, experience and knowledge have been among the few reasons to come 'round here.


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[Aglaopheme]

I hope the assholes haven't caused thør to abandon this place.

In recent years, his threads, experience and knowledge have been among the few reasons to come 'round here.


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He’s busy traveling to far off places.

 

[Wrong Element]

When invited to a party and asked to bring a side dish does rum count?

For the sorts of parties I usually get invited to, it goes without saying.

 

[MREDME2]

Its getting too easy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Windows just spent 2 1/2 hours updating itself. FFS if everything is working fine, stop messing with it!!!

Well, the general idea is that it's supposed to be working better than fine afterwards!

Don't you have options for turning off auto updates to the system, tho'?

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Boston is slated to convert into a sauna on Sunday.


Hot, wet air.

(Massholes will not be spared from sharing the misery)

"feels like 104F"

WTF ?

I am propping my eyelids open with Post Its.

Clint Eastwood's The Good, the Bad, The Ugly" was on TV in the middle of the night

 

[Sean]

Fuck sake, Harlan Ellison has died. SF has lost some giants in the last year.

 

[Wings]

I was just given control to operate our AI iPad robot thingies. From Chicago. And the robots are in Minneapolis. Holy shit this is going to be FUN!

 

[Saint Peter]

I was just given control to operate our AI iPad robot thingies. From Chicago. And the robots are in Minneapolis. Holy shit this is going to be FUN!

Creepy!

 

[Saint Peter]

An easy iggy.



Very easy.

 

[Aglaopheme]

An easy iggy.



Very easy.

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[phantom4533]

I was just given control to operate our AI iPad robot thingies. From Chicago. And the robots are in Minneapolis. Holy shit this is going to be FUN!

“I once caught a fish this big!” (Spreads robot arms wide.)

 

[Wings]

“I once caught a fish this big!” (Spreads robot arms wide.)

They won’t give me grabby arms. I’ve asked. Imagine the goosing I could do!

 

[Aglaopheme]

They won’t give me grabby arms. I’ve asked. Imagine the goosing I could do!

I was just going to make a comment along these lines.