The Isolated Blurt Thread XV : This is ridiculous.

[RobDownSouth]

Kind of odd that after your completely unrelated sock-puppets spent a couple of hundred posts doing battle for you this weekend, the first thing you would do after your leisurely Lit-break would be to pony-up a non-alibi to specifically explain how you totally weren't here. Seems a lite try-hard.

Diddums, I never have used alts or sockpuppets on Literotica.

 

[Que]

Diddums, I never have used alts or sockpuppets on Literotica.

So you say.

Interesting that totally-not-you Von_Bismark was apparently in on the Rob is totally on the beach and completely to busy to be here and helpfully set up your punchline for your return:

^ Is too dumb to realize that, for almost a year now, I've played into the idea that I'm Rob, just because if makes Queefy foam at the mouth.

I'm convinced.

About as convinced as I was when "Skiddles" came out of retirement to announce that obvious Rob was not actually Rob but totally Skiddles, who is totally.not Rob.

 

[Sean]

About as convinced as I was when "Skiddles" came out of retirement to announce that obvious Rob was not actually Rob but totally Skiddles, who is totally.not Rob.

You're as dumb as dishrag.

 

[Lorilei]

Diddums, I had better things to do with my friends and family at the beach then browse Lit from my smartphone.

Where'd ya go?

 

[Que]

Separately, Stain is also in on the set up for the Rob was totally on the beach, and totally not here punchline:

Poor little queef. I know who I am and you desperately want me to be someone else. Just like you wanted your wife to be someone else. Sadly for you she didn't want to be a man, and neither did you.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

Diddums, I had better things to do with my friends and family at the beach then browse Lit from my smartphone.

Queefy spent his days pining for you, hoping someone was you. If I didn't know any better I would say the little guy is a little queer for you. Okay, a lot queer for you.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

You're as dumb as dishrag.

Nice try, totally not rob.

 

[Que]

Queefy spent his days pining for you, hoping someone was you. If I didn't know any better I would say the little guy is a little queer for you. Okay, a lot queer for you.

Now have Rotadom jump in. Maybe have Fagman and PalpateTestes make a cameo?

 

[spacekowboy]

Wasn't there a thread made specifically for this scrap?

 

[Que]

Wasn't there a thread made specifically for this scrap?

Two, in fact. Rob was a no show in both. The "Not-Rob" puppet show was on full display though.

That's why Rob had to post his I was totally not here this weekend Alibi in the blurt thread. He has to pretend that he doesn't see or participate in any of those squabbles involving the not Rob sock puppets.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

Wasn't there a thread made specifically for this scrap?

Queefy likes to spread his feces in every thread vying for robs attention.

 

[Que]

Queefy likes to spread his feces in every thread vying for robs attention.

Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, ...

 

[spacekowboy]

Genes?/Who needs genes when we have jeans?

I'm too sexy for my bod.

Replying to a post from a week ago?

 

[Rotadom]

You're as dumb as dishrag.

Not possible.

Now have Rotadom jump in. Maybe have Fagman and PalpateTestes make a cameo?

May I help you?

 

[raindancer]

Just hush or the rack for all of you!

 

[Hypoxia]

Just hush or the rack for all of you!

Racks are greatly overrated. Procusetean beds and Iron Maidens work better.

 

[pink]

That one neither. I sure am game for it. Never enough time for that, Pink.

I will be rearranging my priorities soon.

Well, alrighty then.

 

[thør]

Just hush or the rack for all of you!

Just bounce it in my face and I'll be happy. I'm easy like that.

 

[Wordsworth]

What a zoo.

 

[bestone4ever]

Replying to a post from a week ago?

The short bus had to circle back to his halfway home.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

I leave for several hours and it's like dropping the H bomb all over again.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Its thatsthegay aka cade is here or Johnny lupas.

It's on Iggy.

Ohhhhh, I put TTG on Ignore after he went on one of his gif sprees.

It's really not that hard since our dead Johnny spun you fellas up so much. I know so much more about him now, all I gotta do is this:

Hit it Johnny!

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[toeskr]

Your join date is 2016. The "firing" thread was like 9 years ago. Because math. I wouldn't doubt it if you're semen4her hiding under yet another horrific name. Who else would bring up that old shit? Enjoy your night, semen.

Explain how you hide under yet another horrific name, you are pretty good at it. (Btw, join date is correct with one user name and no alts, can you say the same? )

Old shit getting brought up here seems to be the norm lately, you are no saint.

Enjoy some semen, 'night.

 

[Stain_mAnn]

Good. I can feel your anger. I am defenseless. Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your hatred, ...

Anger...lol.

What a stupid little tranny.

 

[ThatsTheGuy]

Anger...lol.

What a stupid little tranny.

Is that all you got? That old shit?

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