This is the answer, now what's the question?

[MattWolf]

who did I run over in the street last night?

Tracy Lords

Name somebody I've never heard of?

Mrs Windsor.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Name somebody I've never heard of?

Mrs Windsor.

You slept with a married woman last night didn't ya?


criminal intent

 

[ChibiFangirl]

Why did you kill Mr. Smith?

Over my dead body.

 

[wildebird]

Why did you kill Mr. Smith?

Over my dead body.

Where does the bagpipe player offer "Amazing Grace"?

through the looking glass

 

[sweetgypsy]

Where does the bagpipe player offer "Amazing Grace"?

through the looking glass

What does Alice enter to get into Wonderland?

Little red wagon

 

[SomeoneFamiliar]

What does Alice enter to get into Wonderland?

Little red wagon

Not something I'll ride into the shower.

Mismatched socks

 

[emsway]

Not something I'll ride into the shower.

Mismatched socks

What did i put on my feet the next morning after a night of debauchery?

Bruised banana split

 

[sultan_sd]

What did i put on my feet the next morning after a night of debauchery?

Bruised banana split

What does the F rated Dairy Queen serve?

Real housewives of Newark

 

[ydahecnot]

What is BET's foray into reality TV?

The ink squirted

 

[sultan_sd]

What is BET's foray into reality TV?

The ink squirted

What happens when you jack off a pen?

Purple Haze

 

[MichaelinChina]

ugh.....

 

[MichaelinChina]

What happens when you jack off a pen?

Purple Haze

What's your favourite Hendrix tune?

It just sat there and clicked.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What's your favourite Hendrix tune?

It just sat there and clicked.

What did the whelp say about the pawl?

chocolate covered

 

[rbijon]

What did the whelp say about the pawl?

chocolate covered

My idea of yummy you

Did you get a case of that?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

My idea of yummy you

Did you get a case of that?

What did the sommelier ask you at your favorite winery?

It's a pop off

 

[barefootgirl69]

What did the sommelier ask you at your favorite winery?

It's a pop off

What is that you're holding?

Philly cheese steak

 

[rbijon]

What did the sommelier ask you at your favorite winery?

It's a pop off

Your new Beach wear

Did it feel go going on?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What is that you're holding?

Philly cheese steak

Is that from Pat's or Gino's?

Add ginger

 

[caughtstrokin]

Is that from Pat's or Gino's?

Add ginger

How do you make sex with MaryAnn on Gilligan's Island even hotter?

Lick it faster...

 

[EasyLisa]

How do you make sex with MaryAnn on Gilligan's Island even hotter?

Lick it faster...

How do you deal with a melting popsicle?

Use two fingers.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

How do you deal with a melting popsicle?

Use two fingers.

How do you easily measure the appropriate amount of whiskey?

suck on it

 

[caughtstrokin]

How do you easily measure the appropriate amount of whiskey?

suck on it

How do you make it bigger?

Ouch.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

How do you make it bigger?

Ouch.

What do you say when you get what you deserve for being a bad boy?

In the corner

 

[numeniusa]

What do you say when you get what you deserve for being a bad boy?

In the corner

Where do all the dust bunnies live?

You can't cover it in chocolate

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Where do all the dust bunnies live?

You can't cover it in chocolate

Why are you spreading peanut butter on that dildo?


What woman ever does!