This is the answer, now what's the question?

[Bitesback]

How would you describe caps with erections?

Spongebob Squarepants

Which popular aquatic cartoon character's TV show has the most irritating theme song?

Global warming

 

[DarkSimian]

Which popular aquatic cartoon character's TV show has the most irritating theme song?

Global warming

why am I so fucking cold all the time?

an erection that lasts more than 4 hours

 

[Bitesback]

why am I so fucking cold all the time?

an erection that lasts more than 4 hours

What is the goal for members of the Extreme Edging Club?

Typing errors

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What is the goal for members of the Extreme Edging Club?

Typing errors

What do you get when you use only one hand to type while the other is umm...lets say..otherwise occupied?


Monday mornings

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you get when you use only one hand to type while the other is umm...lets say..otherwise occupied?


Monday mornings

what does Garfield hate?

porcupines

 

[Mayberrygirl]

what does Garfield hate?

porcupines

What my legs feel like after not shaving for a week?

Full moon

 

[DarkSimian]

What my legs feel like after not shaving for a week?

Full moon

What do you see when my pants fall down?

It's a Wonderful Life

 

[Bitesback]

Name a now regularly screened, loved and loathed, holiday movie that was a flop upon release.

In the Hall of Fame

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Name a now regularly screened, loved and loathed, holiday movie that was a flop upon release.

In the Hall of Fame

And where do you think we should put Bitesback?


tense, scared...

 

[Bitesback]

And where do you think we should put Bitesback?


tense, scared...

How did Jeb Bush feel waiting for the results of the New Hampshire Primaries?

Fork in the road

 

[DarkSimian]

How did Jeb Bush feel waiting for the results of the New Hampshire Primaries?

Fork in the road

what happens if you spoon in the road?

the Mile High Club

 

[Bitesback]

what happens if you spoon in the road?

the Mile High Club

Property developers are keen to build a tower where the penthouse residents may become eligible to join this club.

It's time.

 

[DarkSimian]

Property developers are keen to build a tower where the penthouse residents may become eligible to join this club.

It's time.

What did Bitesback say to me when I asked if she was having an orgasm?

Back to the Future

 

[LWulf]

Back to the Future

What was the name of that movie with John Wayne and Anthony Quinn?

The Fuller Brush man.

 

[DarkSimian]

What was the name of that movie with John Wayne and Anthony Quinn?

The Fuller Brush man.

Who came knocking on my door this afternoon?

Spaceballs

 

[LWulf]

Who came knocking on my door this afternoon?

Spaceballs

"Ping-pong" is such a goofy term for these balls with nothing but space in the center, what would you call them?

Annie get your gun.

 

[DarkSimian]

"Ping-pong" is such a goofy term for these balls with nothing but space in the center, what would you call them?

Annie get your gun.

Daddy Warbucks thinks Sandy is rabid; what should we do?

The Holocaust

 

[numeniusa]

Daddy Warbucks thinks Sandy is rabid; what should we do?

The Holocaust

What will still horrify people a hundred years from now?

Candyfloss

 

[barefootgirl69]

What will still horrify people a hundred years from now?

Candyfloss

What is the worst porn star name that you've heard?

Hot Tamales

 

[DarkSimian]

What is the worst porn star name that you've heard?

Hot Tamales

what is the second worst porn star name?

Bettlejuice

 

[numeniusa]

what is the second worst porn star name?

Bettlejuice

Isn't it spelt 'Betelgeuse'?

A miracle

 

[DarkSimian]

Isn't it spelt 'Betelgeuse'?

A miracle

Donald Trump being the next President would be ________?

John Holmes

 

[Tony2015]

John Holmes

Porta-potties in which live homeless people.

Frozen banana.

 

[JanneE]

What do you stick in a banana milkshake?

Glow stick

 

[DarkSimian]

What do you stick in a banana milkshake?

Glow stick

how would you describe my penis after I stuck it in the uranium?

franks and beans