A combination of things have resulted in the creation of this thread

[spacekowboy]

1. It is a slow period in my industry and thus it gives me plenty of down time.
2. Like a complete and total dipshit, I went and left my earbuds at home. (No one can ever accuse Garnate and I of being the same person; I'm prettier) so no Netflix or music or porn for me today!
3. It was either post here or talk to actual people and who has time for that shit?
4. I figured there was at least a puncher's chance of some woe-is-me boobs getting posted because I'm one smooth motherfucker.
5. I'm going to see Mad Max after work today. That's not really a reason to start a thread, but I needed to round out the list.

 

[spacekowboy]

Damn, I should have made it a poll.

 

[Disgustipated]

1. That's gay
2. That's gay
3. That's gay
4. That's gay
5. My gay friend saw that gay movie and said it was totes kewl.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Do you wanna see my tits?

 

[Brollyanna]

Yes.



.

 

[sarcasticmale]

1. It is a slow period in my industry and thus it gives me plenty of down time.
2. Like a complete and total dipshit, I went and left my earbuds at home. (No one can ever accuse Garnate and I of being the same person; I'm prettier) so no Netflix or music or porn for me today!
3. It was either post here or talk to actual people and who has time for that shit?
4. I figured there was at least a puncher's chance of some woe-is-me boobs getting posted because I'm one smooth motherfucker.
5. I'm going to see Mad Max after work today. That's not really a reason to start a thread, but I needed to round out the list.

1. You selling snow to Eskimos?
2. Hopefully you douchbaggery stopped with the ear buds.
3. No one really, send a text cause then you can just ignore them after that
4. Plenty of boobs in the sea and not so much
5. Meh, tired of all the remakes. Get original.

 

[spacekowboy]

Do you wanna see my tits?

Hey take it easy buddy.... I usually have to woo the tits. I'm suspicious of tits that are freely offered. There is usually a catch. My momma didn't raise no fool.

 

[spacekowboy]

Yes.



.

Yours I wouldn't mind seeing...

 

[spacekowboy]

1. That's gay
2. That's gay
3. That's gay
4. That's gay
5. My gay friend saw that gay movie and said it was totes kewl.

I'm totes homo for explosions.


And earbuds.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I don't understand why you can't watch porn without sound. They're the silent movies of the new millennium as far as I'm concerned.

 

[spacekowboy]

1. You selling snow to Eskimos?
2. Hopefully you douchbaggery stopped with the ear buds.
3. No one really, send a text cause then you can just ignore them after that
4. Plenty of boobs in the sea and not so much
5. Meh, tired of all the remakes. Get original.

More like syringes to junkies. The spring make them less junky evidently. Who knew??

 

[Not Normal]

I don't understand why you can't watch porn without sound. They're the silent movies of the new millennium as far as I'm concerned.

Porn without sound SUCKS!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Porn without sound SUCKS!

See what you did there...

 

[warrior queen]

1. It is a slow period in my industry and thus it gives me plenty of down time.
2. Like a complete and total dipshit, I went and left my earbuds at home. (No one can ever accuse Garnate and I of being the same person; I'm prettier) so no Netflix or music or porn for me today!
3. It was either post here or talk to actual people and who has time for that shit?
4. I figured there was at least a puncher's chance of some woe-is-me boobs getting posted because I'm one smooth motherfucker.
5. I'm going to see Mad Max after work today. That's not really a reason to start a thread, but I needed to round out the list.

So many people have posted clips and pix from the Mad Max movie on fb that I don't have to go see it. All I need to do is string them together, and voila!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Porn without sound SUCKS!

Sometimes. Other times the cheesy music and fake actory voices ruin what otherwise looks really really good. Or at least I think this could be the case if I watched porn.

 

[spacekowboy]

I don't understand why you can't watch porn without sound. They're the silent movies of the new millennium as far as I'm concerned.

How will you know what the director is calling for when the chick is looking off camera if you don't have the sound on??

 

[lovetoread]

I must confess...

I do not leave sound on when I am watching porn.

 

[pink]

I've heard great things about Mad Max, it's supposed to be a fantastic movie.

 

[spacekowboy]

It depends on the porn I am watching. Most studio porn is over the top and fake. If it's amateurish porn odds are it isn't and it's usually hot to listen to.
Hot porn can be ruined by a mouthy bitch.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It depends on the porn I am watching. Most studio porn is over the top and fake. If it's amateurish porn odds are it isn't and it's usually hot to listen to.
Hot porn can be ruined by a mouthy bitch.

She should just have something in her mouth right?

 

[spacekowboy]

She should just have something in her mouth right?

This, exactly!

And her other orifices, of course.

 

[Jennifer]

This, exactly!

And her other orifices, of course.

I approve of this post.

 

[sarcasticmale]

More like syringes to junkies. The spring make them less junky evidently. Who knew??

Gas prices go up during the summer so shipping and handling of heroine goes up.....Ill get a second job so I can buy more herione, so I can work longer to buy more heroine, so I can work longer.....

 

[spacekowboy]

I approve of this post.

How YOU doin'?

 

[Jennifer]

How YOU doin'?

Excellent. Just sitting here without a shirt or bra, letting the girls breathe a bit.