Drunk posting

I did that once, without the passing out. but there was this really hot young Hispanic guy nearby and he came and held my hair for me and patted my back and told me it was going to be okay, even after I started doing that crying thing where you say a bunch of stuff but nobody understands you?

You don't understand... Chunks is my dog!!


HAHAHA Drink up!
 
I don't care for the word squat. Mostly because I think my face looks weird when I say it.

Also, im not drunk. Just deliriously tired. I should be asleep.

Your face looks weird when you say 'squat'?

Now my curiosity is peeked, though it might have something to with the sauce
 
My face looks weird when I say, "Who's that in bed with you."

Or at least I assume it would.

Sober here, just liking the zeitgeist.
 
So here is a funny.

I sat there hitting refresh thinking everyone got boated and moved on.

Yep didn't notice the page turn. Hahhaha. More scotch.

A itchy scotch scotch get in my belly
 
My face looks weird when I say, "Who's that in bed with you."

Or at least I assume it would.

Sober here, just liking the zeitgeist.

my toenail polish is called Zeitgeist.

So here is a funny.

I sat there hitting refresh thinking everyone got boated and moved on.

Yep didn't notice the page turn. Hahhaha. More scotch.

A itchy scotch scotch get in my belly

well, bless your heart. :kiss:
 
Say it in the mirror. It's not a good face word.

Ok, so I went and tried this...I agree in part with you, but its fun to say. I enjoy words with 'Q' in them, not sure why just always have, I'm always sure to add a Q word to my diction when I can
 
Ah well. The face looks sexier making sounds as opposed to words, anyway.
 
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