Drunk posting

[LusterMunky]

I thought I was the lit whore

You are.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

You are.

Pot calling kettle black.

 

[sexualman123]

Best thing about lit, is that we are all whore in our own way.

As for the balcony. I may have forgotten I lacked pants for a while. It may not have been pretty for those on the street. I only heard cheers so I was encouraged. Though as I groggily recall those cheers may have been for the band everyone was watching.

Okay half a bottle to go. Damn I'm hungry anybody want pizza? I want pizza.

Ok I will give the person who delivers my pizza a nice tip. Hurry I would like to eat soon. So would my scot h infused stomach.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You are.

Pot calling kettle black.

go away, you two. you're gonna scare off the sexy drunk guy.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

go away, you two. you're gonna scare off the sexy drunk guy.

You will never scare me off.
Wait.
Clarify

Not me huh. !

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Best thing about lit, is that we are all whore in our own way.

As for the balcony. I may have forgotten I lacked pants for a while. It may not have been pretty for those on the street. I only heard cheers so I was encouraged. Though as I groggily recall those cheers may have been for the band everyone was watching.

Okay half a bottle to go. Damn I'm hungry anybody want pizza? I want pizza.

Ok I will give the person who delivers my pizza a nice tip. Hurry I would like to eat soon. So would my scot h infused stomach.

you're cute when your Alzheimer's kicks in.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You will never scare me off.
Wait.
Clarify

Not me huh. !

no. yes. I want to scare you off, so I can be left alone with the hungry, pant-less dude.

he does accents. *meaningful look*



boo!

 

[LusterMunky]

You will never scare me off.
Wait.
Clarify

Not me huh. !

You are a Munky Barnacle.

Wherever I am, you attach yourself.

 

[sexualman123]

So now walking dead is on. I think I'm going to play a dry inking game.

Anytime somebody makes a random statement then walks off. I drink.

This means I will require more booze with my pizza.

Hey. Why are hotel sheets so stiff? Do I want to know?

Great now I'm jealous of the action my sheets have scene.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

You are a Munky Barnacle.

Wherever I am, you attach yourself.

Scrape you off freeloader

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You are a Munky Barnacle.

Wherever I am, you attach yourself.

C'mon, you guys! you are totally gonna fuck up my chances with Mr. Sexual.

he gets one whiff of the pair of you and he's not gonna want to have squat to do with me.

give a horny girl a break.

 

[MarcoD_Santana]

One time I got so drunk I blew chunks and passed out on the lawn.

 

[LusterMunky]

Please don't say "have squat"

 

[sexualman123]

I once prclaimed myself king of the house. There was an up rising. I brought out my best Matt foley in a last ditch effort to win the masses back. But brass monkey came on over the sound system and I was forced into exile. It was cold. And my roommate had put a sock on the door.

What was I talking about?

 

[Kat73]

Smacks Munky, Mike and Honey's asses.

What are we drinking? I need some!!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

One time I got so drunk I blew chunks and passed out on the lawn.

I did that once, without the passing out. but there was this really hot young Hispanic guy nearby and he came and held my hair for me and patted my back and told me it was going to be okay, even after I started doing that crying thing where you say a bunch of stuff but nobody understands you? that.

Please don't say "have squat"

okay.

squatting is a thing, you know. there's even a pic thread for it.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Finished my third long island iced tea...... can I play with you guys??

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Smacks Munky, Mike and Honey's asses.

What are we drinking? I need some!!

Whisky neat. Is May release your inhibitions!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I once prclaimed myself king of the house. There was an up rising. I brought out my best Matt foley in a last ditch effort to win the masses back. But brass monkey came on over the sound system and I was forced into exile. It was cold. And my roommate had put a sock on the door.

What was I talking about?

wtf? you need to call me so we can get it on before you pass out again.

Smacks Munky, Mike and Honey's asses.

What are we drinking? I need some!!

*shakes ass*

me, too!!

 

[Ginmill72]

pouring another Jack over two rocks, well hello hello fellow lit lushes, how are we all doing tonight

 

[sexualman123]

I did that once, without the passing out. but there was this really hot young Hispanic guy nearby and he came and held my hair for me and patted my back and told me it was going to be okay, even after I started doing that crying thing where you say a bunch of stuff but nobody understands you? that.



okay.

squatting is a thing, you know. there's even a pic thread for it.

Squatting is a thing? Like I have been standing to long in this field and I don't want to get my ass dirty, squatting...... Never mind don't explaine this. I like ignorance its bliss

 

[Aussie_Wolf]

Okay my plans for the weekend have been shot. Missus is sick we even got rid of the kids too. Dammit. Well I am on 2nd six pack. How is everyone in here. Hope your weekends are looking better

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Squatting is a thing? Like I have been standing to long in this field and I don't want to get my ass dirty, squatting...... Never mind don't explaine this. I like ignorance its bliss

mmm, not quite.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I don't care for the word squat. Mostly because I think my face looks weird when I say it.

Also, im not drunk. Just deliriously tired. I should be asleep.

 

[sexualman123]

Pass out.....Shmah I'm fine. Let's do this.

You know what I hate. Generic art in hotel rooms. Seriously if I wanted abstract I would do drugs.