The Litties!!!!!

[IhateClowns]

Welcome 1 and all and by all I mean the other 4 people who showed up today for the First Annual Litties award show.

Someone take that drink away from Slinger please and ask him to put his dick back in his pants.

How is everyone doing tonight??????

 

[Dogma52]

I love a nice set of Litties!

 

[JoyDyan]

Welcome 1 and all and by all I mean the other 4 people who showed up today for the First Annual Litties award show.

Someone take that drink away from Slinger please and ask him to put his dick back in his pants.

How is everyone doing tonight??????

If slinger puts his dick away, I'm leaving! What do you think I'm here for?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

*lurks*

 

[IhateClowns]

Please grab a folding chair against the wall as you walk in and make a semi circle around this projector stand. I am going to ask Juan on the banjo here to kick up the entertainment a notch as everyone starts to settle in to what will be an amazing fail of a night.

Juan take it away!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Never heard La Bamba by banjo before but fuck it this was last minute and Juan needed the denero.

 

[Slow Ride469]

Welcome 1 and all and by all I mean the other 4 people who showed up today for the First Annual Litties award show.

Someone take that drink away from Slinger please and ask him to put his dick back in his pants.

How is everyone doing tonight??????

Is this event black tie?

 

[IhateClowns]

Look at all the glitz and glamour tonight. There is Lexi in her rhinestone thong. Damn does she look sexy and uncomfortable. Hey look everyone it is Ravi. He is post raping a poor newbie in the corner. Hahaha that guy is a hoot.

 

[lexieredefined]

I'm here! Picked out my best tie and everything!

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[IhateClowns]

The ambiance of the evening can only be described as trailer chic. Everyone is going verticle on Purple Passion and Old Milwaukee's Best and Juan is pissed there is no tequila as promised.

 

[elli1]

*grumpily takes a seat*

 

[LusterMunky]

I've chosen to wear fur for this illustrious evening.

I'm hoping to find a seat next to Elli.

 

[IhateClowns]

Thankfully Slinger has gotten off the table and after grabbing the $1's off the floor he just tried to sit down and hopped right back up. What's he reaching for? Ok funny guys. Who shoved a roll of pennies up his ass? This is supposed to be classy damn it.

 

[Aquagal]

I haven't eaten anything since yesterday to fit into this...bra.

 

[elli1]

I've chosen to wear fur for this illustrious evening.

I'm hoping to find a seat next to Elli.

fur is murder!
*pours a glass of red wine over munk*

 

[Suz_anne]

*settles in with a martini to watch*

 

[IhateClowns]

Thanks Juan.

Ok if everyone can get to their seats and put down the chicken for a sexond we can start with the show.

 

[Aquagal]

I've chosen to wear fur for this illustrious evening.

I'm hoping to find a seat next to Elli.

You didn't shave for the special night?

 

[IhateClowns]

Annnnnd we already have our first fight of the night. Can someone put a leash on Munkey and ask him to quit flinging his shit at everyone. I cannot believe Elli1 and Wild_Honey wore the exact same outfit. They're publicists will het an earful after tonight.

 

[lexieredefined]

*breaks out the cake I smuggled in under my hat*

 

[IhateClowns]

What's that vinegar smell? Damn it Lexi. Put that cake away. There is no cake at this shin dig. So sayeth the Shepard. So sayeth the flock!!!!

 

[JoyDyan]

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*breaks out the cake I smuggled in under my hat*

Come sit by me!

 

[LusterMunky]

fur is murder!
*pours a glass of red wine over munk*

Elli! Elli! There are seats available in the front row! Let's grab 'em now! (Clowns and Slinger just got a room. It will take them forever to return)

I love this part of the Littie Ceremony, when they give the Lifetime Herpes Award. What a special moment it is for all.

 

[IhateClowns]

I cannot believe we are being shown like on The Oprah Channel. Maybe she will give us all cars or a trip to Australia.

 

[elli1]

Annnnnd we already have our first fight of the night. Can someone put a leash on Munkey and ask him to quit flinging his shit at everyone. I cannot believe Elli1 and Wild_Honey wore the exact same outfit. They're publicists will het an earful after tonight.

fuck, i should have know she'd go for the hand bra as well