What are your thoughts on free prostitutes?

[VaticanAssassin]

I find them to be tedious. They hang around the bars at closing time and because there are so many drunk douchbags hitting on them they tend to get big heads....Serioulsy bitch, you would have to consider yourself extremely lucky if I stuck my dick in your mouth!

 

[blunt_trauma]

*hic*

 

[bra_man69]

Nothing is free!!!!!

 

[neci]

yeah. you're a fucking keeper.

 

[blunt_trauma]

there's nothing lucky about a dislocated jaw.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

yeah. you're a fucking keeper.

shut it and read my disclaimer!

 

[sweepthefloor]

Everyone is a prostitute.

 

[neci]

shut it and read my disclaimer!

go fuck yourself.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

go fuck yourself.

Like I need you permission to do that!

 

[sweepthefloor]

This aggression is turning me on around here.

 

[neci]

*yawn*

i hope the hooker bites.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

This aggression is turning me on around here.

she just needs a good rapey!

 

[blunt_trauma]

This aggression is turning me on around here.

i thought it was just me

 

[sweepthefloor]

That's mean!

 

[blunt_trauma]

That's mean!

yeah!! where's your good rapey???

 

[neci]

This aggression is turning me on around here.

i am turning myself off. it is the only safe thing to do.

 

[bra_man69]

Everyone is a prostitute.

I'm someone there for I'm pimp

 

[sweepthefloor]

she just needs a good rapey!

I got the skittles.

i thought it was just me

You are not alone.

 

[naughtycakes]

Lame.

What makes you think those free prostitutes with big heads are so eager for your lil weiner?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I got the skittles.


You are not alone.

Mmmm I do love the skittles!!!! Free rapeys around!!!

 

[sweepthefloor]

yeah!! where's your good rapey???

I haven't met him yet!

i am turning myself off. it is the only safe thing to do.

I should clean out my sock drawer now.

 

[blunt_trauma]

Lame.

What makes you think those free prostitutes with big heads are so eager for your lil weiner?

he's all pretty & shit.

also, roofies!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Thank you Dolf and Sweep for recognizing this as not only a Parody thread and obvious joke and not going all feminazi on me!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

he's all pretty & shit.

also, roofies!

oh...was she talking to me? I saw little weiner and assumed it was someone else

and shut it about the roofies, I told you I just add those for the taste!

 

[blunt_trauma]

I haven't met him yet!

you never know when he might turn up

*a convert to the concept of soul mates*