Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm in the personal habit of drinking a glass of carrot juice once every morning.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve developed the habit of hunting rabbits every morning.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am @cheekygirl75's alt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the first reply to this thread.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm asleep.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love waking up early

 

[awired50]

It's freezing in Florida.

 

[jason28053]

I love waking up early

I read that as wanking

 

[ShaneoD]

I read that as wanking

Wanking would be far more preferable

 

[Coyote100]

I have never masturbated with someone from Lit,

 

[kathyisgr65]

I don't even masterbate...

 

[EctoJohn]

Sometimes I think I'm just too muscular.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I can neither read nor write

 

[HopefulRetirement]

It's hard to conceive just how handsome I am. In fact. It should be illegal to look as good as I do.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been to space.

 

[XoStAndrew]

I was Oswald's "spotter" in Dallas on 22 November 1963.