Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm in the personal habit of drinking a glass of carrot juice once every morning.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve developed the habit of hunting rabbits every morning.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am @cheekygirl75's alt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the first reply to this thread.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm asleep.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love waking up early

 

[awired50]

It's freezing in Florida.

 

[jason28053]

I love waking up early

I read that as wanking