Two lies, one truth

[stevesthename]

1) I find the most exciting, satisfying form of sex is a long, slow, edging handjob.

2) I typically go commando, and once got called out for being visibly hard.

3) I find big boobs and butts seriously attractive.

 

[Him15]

1) I find the most exciting, satisfying form of sex is a long, slow, edging handjob.

2) I typically go commando, and once got called out for being visible hard.

3) I find big boobs and butts seriously attractive.

2

1 seems too easy and 3 is obviously weird and insane

 

[stevesthename]

2

1 seems too easy and 3 is obviously weird and insane

Sorry, no cigar.

 

[Him15]

Sorry, no cigar.

I demand a recount

 

[Never2late4funxxx]

Number 3 is true

1. I have green eyes
2. I have red hair
3. I’m short

Number 3 (Cheeky girls often are )

1) I’m gay
2) Bi sexual
3) Straight

 

[kreemi_pi]

Number 3 (Cheeky girls often are )

1) I’m gay
2) Bi sexual
3) Straight

#2 is true. Hedging my bets.

1) i fucked in front of the library
2) i fucked in a library
3) people check me out at the library

 

[Him15]

Im going to say 1

I implies outside knowledge

 

[1DarkNightOwl]

1) i fucked in front of the library
2) i fucked in a library
3) people check me out at the library

I'm going to have to say #3. I would.

 

[SusanHoward]

1. I haven’t always been a brunette.
2. Last year I was a Sexy Elf for Halloween.
3. I have never won a wet t-shirt contest.

 

[Him15]

1. I haven’t always been a brunette.
2. Last year I was a Sexy Elf for Halloween.
3. I have never won a wet t-shirt contest.

I'm going to guess 2

1.ive been up the steps chicken itza
2. Got in a fist fight while playing basketball in Belgium
3. I larp on the weekends

 

[kreemi_pi]

1. I haven’t always been a brunette.
2. Last year I was a Sexy Elf for Halloween.
3. I have never won a wet t-shirt contest.

#2 i think is true i think. My gut tells you won the wet t contest.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm going to guess 2

1.ive been up the steps chicken itza
2. Got in a fist fight while playing basketball in Belgium
3. I larp on the weekends

I'm going with #3. Not #2 because Belgians are polite, and the first one is a lie because it say "chicken" itza

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm going to have to say #3. I would.

Yeah it was #3

 

[Him15]

I'm going with #3. Not #2 because Belgians are polite, and the first one is a lie because it say "chicken" itza

Oh, oh no. It does. Dammit auto correct

 

[Jaws82]

I’ve

#2 is true. Hedging my bets.

1) i fucked in front of the library
2) i fucked in a library
3) people check me out at the library

check you out at a library

I see what you did there

 

[kreemi_pi]

1) i fucked a married couple both at the same time
2) i fucked a hubby/wife but not together
3) bever fucked both halves of a married couple

 

[Him15]

1) i fucked a married couple both at the same time
2) i fucked a hubby/wife but not together
3) bever fucked both halves of a married couple

1) feels 1 is more transgressive

 

[kreemi_pi]

1) feels 1 is more transgressive

Yup it's #1. That was too easy.

 

[Him15]

Yup it's #1. That was too easy.

I'm noticing a pattern

1) i love talking politics on here
2) i.climbed chichen it's
3) im into feet

 

[tammyrose27]

1 I had sex with my teacher at 18.
2 I Had sex with my neighbour.
3 I am sex in the movies.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm noticing a pattern

1) i love talking politics on here
2) i.climbed chichen it's
3) im into feet

Next auto correct is gonna call it Chicken Tits

 

[Him15]

1 I had sex with my teacher at 18.
2 I Had sex with my neighbour.
3 I am sex in the movies.

3) it would be just like a disembodied concept to out themselves on the internet

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm noticing a pattern

1) i love talking politics on here
2) i.climbed chichen it's
3) im into feet

I'm goin' with #3

 

[Him15]

Next auto correct is gonna call it Chicken Tits

I give up, no more Aztec words

 

[kreemi_pi]

I give up, no more Aztec words