Two lies, one truth

I am currently wearing a hat. I have never slept with a guitar player. I haven't worn shoes in over a week.
 
Curses

1. I have held an live artillery shell at Utah beaxh
2. I have gone sledding in japan
3. I have had sex in a haunted house made of cardboard boxes
 
1. I'm standing on one leg.
2. I recently pushed my cock in to a lady's bottom.
3. I have been unexpectedly rimmed twice.
 
1. I’ve blown my way backstage at a concert once.
2. I once had sex with a bf’s mom.
3. My labor started while I was fucking.
 
1. I starred in porn films.

2. My first GF (and fuck-mate) was my married, social science teacher.

3. My EXes, obsessed with me, collect a load of my cumshots to take back with them to their home, after every sexual encounter.
 
1. I starred in porn films.

2. My first GF (and fuck-mate) was my married, social science teacher.

3. My EXes, obsessed with me, collect a load of my cumshots to take back with them to their home, after every sexual encounter.
I'm going to guess 2
 
1. I had sex while playing dungeons and dragins
2. I have owned 2 dogs
3. The first time I had sex was bdsm in Germany
 
1. I starred in porn films.

2. My first GF (and fuck-mate) was my married, social science teacher.

3. My EXes, obsessed with me, collect a load of my cumshots to take back with them to their home, after every sexual encounter.
Photos of you cumming? Or cum shot into a condom that they can eat later?
And I like #2! An owned older woman social science teacher!
 
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