Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I'm in the personal habit of drinking a glass of carrot juice once every morning.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve developed the habit of hunting rabbits every morning.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I am @cheekygirl75's alt.

 

[EctoJohn]

I was the first reply to this thread.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm asleep.

 

[ShaneoD]

I love waking up early

 

[awired50]

It's freezing in Florida.

 

[jason28053]

I love waking up early

I read that as wanking

 

[ShaneoD]

I read that as wanking

Wanking would be far more preferable

 

[Coyote100]

I have never masturbated with someone from Lit,

 

[kathyisgr65]

I don't even masterbate...

 

[EctoJohn]

Sometimes I think I'm just too muscular.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I can neither read nor write

 

[HopefulRetirement]

It's hard to conceive just how handsome I am. In fact. It should be illegal to look as good as I do.

 

[EctoJohn]

I have been to space.

 

[XoStAndrew]

I was Oswald's "spotter" in Dallas on 22 November 1963.

 

[awired50]

I have never had sexual relations with stranger.

 

[EctoJohn]

I've crashed my Ferrari twice now.

 

[kreemi_pi]

Made it through the first weekend of No Nut November with my chastity intact

 

[Cuckwannabe111]

I am very well hung

 

[awired50]

I will not have sex today.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I am very well hung

It's not the size of the cock in the fight...

 

[awired50]

She was disappointed at the size.

 

[Deadygirl]

I despise cum baths!

 

[Taegul]

I believe everyone on Lit is exactly who they say they are. Yup. Uh-huh. No doubt about it. 100% authenticity. Completely legit. Never had any reason to doubt a single soul on here. Yessiree!